Fanon:TEA UFF PENZAPPLE

Overview
TEAS UFF PENZAPPLE are AI-Controlled that have a 1/150 chance of replacing a Tear of Panzer spawn while the Seven Steps of the Sanctum are in progress. They are notable for being used to summon ERKPEOPHET.

Design
The TEA UFF PENZAPPLE looks like a black and yellow tea mug, with a Panzer instead of an eye. There's a pineapple inside the mug.

Behavior
TEAS UFF PENZAPPLE have a 1/150 chance to replace Tears of Panzer. No enemy will be hostile to them, and they will not be hostile towards any enemy. When they spot a tank, they run after it. They can turn very quickly. They drop nothing normally, but if the Archprophet has been battled (the outcome does not matter) during this run of the Seven Steps, TEAS UFF PENZAPPLE will always drop NO.

Trivia

 * An obvious reference to BOHLDOHR in Terraria Calamity and everything else.