User blog:PkmnQ/My Turnip 14 (Blog Edition)

The ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules are simple.

- You have to say 'MY TURNIP!' somewhere in your post, otherwise it doesn't count

- No destroying the turnip. That includes eating it.

- No killing -_-

- Be imaginative

- No summoning turnips... it get confusing ._. I still have the turnip from previous threat, still in a random computer dump. But since this is a new thread, it has to be easier, so by some random turn of events all the other computers burn and the computer which has the turnip is left, and somebody took it, saw the endless directories, and got the turnip first try. I take the turnip somehow. I put it on my table, no defense whatsoever.
 * No posting things like "Banned because idk" or "Banned because why not".
 * No double-posting or triple-posting.
 * Offensive or bogus content is forbidden.