User:BeniTehCobCannon/David

No, David is not a tank. He is responsible for creating tanks (and an entire war) but that's beside the point. David was a threat. And that's why he died. Lesson learned, children. Never start wars. Well, unless you want to be revived and go insane.

Appearance
There is no comment on his full appearance. He's tall, though.

Tanks Manufactured
BEE- PSZCZOŁA mówi się tylko w Polsce. David had a translation accident.

L1TN1N_MCK1NG- used to counter CH5X_HAX

CH5X_HAX- used to counter L1TN1N_MCK1NG

OH YEAH-OH YEAH.

Horat- It's the nutshack

Jimbles Notronbo- He swears it was an accident. He's wrong.

Dat Tank- He really didn't want to do this one, but it was victory if he did.

Exotic Butters- He liked butter.

-Cannondorf- hated elves with fairies(?)

Corrupter-Made to end the war. And to ensure the future tanks let the sanctuaries rot.

Post-Revival
-A 2012 MEME

-A 2016 MEME

-Funtime Beni

-Thaumaturge X

David's War
David (obviously) is the cause of the war. The war started because of his greed. He had also managed to end the war, creating Corrupters to corrupt the land and make it unsafe for future tanks. There was no actual true cause of David's death, but many claim it was Daddy Joel. They're wrong.

Revival
It's been discovered that a group of clown cultist tanks have recently found the remnants of David and have revived him. (The scary part is they were set to bring out harambe.)

Trivia

 * This human being was invented by BeniTehCobCannon.
 * Don't question it.
 * Thank wiki for the character infobox bc I don't want to create my own or use a tank infobox leal