User:PKMNLives/Repoleved Enterprises

Repoleved Enterprises is the mysterious corporation that created the Zeach. All we know about who is in the company is that the Nest Phantom is the secretary of this corporation. They have made tons of mysterious and seemingly pointless products over the years.

Their Products
There are thousands of products Repoleved Enterprises has sold. Most of them are capable of doing abnormal things. Their products include, but are not limited to: Repoleved Enterprises has been given the "Most Eccentric Company" award 128 times in a row, and it is likely that they will stay that way. Their spokesman Glenn Beck has stated: "We understand your negative vibes about us. We are the kings of strange, as we are the inventors of the yucca plant." Their slogan is "We are different from the rest. We embrace the awkward, and that is why we sell these." They, however, did NOT invent Jack Chick. Their rival Crackers Inc. did that. They are currently the richest anything that could ever exist. They also did not invent Andrew Schafly, though the secretary thinks otherwise.
 * Zeach
 * Yucca plants. They did not actually invent this, but it seems like they did until you realize ITS A PLANT.
 * Return of Hesperia DLC
 * Teleporters
 * Moldavite
 * The Octogear
 * David Icke
 * Alex Jones
 * Trolls
 * Griefers
 * Scientology
 * Biefield, Germany
 * Anomynous
 * Monsanto
 * Quartz
 * Paul Offit Simulator
 * Overlord