User:Khitrish Mapping/Ice and His Mellezhium. Pt. 1


 * *Ice eating some popcorn*
 * *Ice eating some popcorn*Ice: Wait, did I watch this show for 2 hours? Jesus.
 * Changes channel*TV: Aaaand now to the news
 * Ice: Ugh. Only interesting thing availible
 * TV: a local man was found with strange pink metals that seem to defy physics in order for the 4th wall to be both broken and to keep the story from becoming crappy, wait...
 * Ice: CRAP, MY MELLEZHIUM STASH
 * *Ice grabs his Gamma rifle*
 * *Blasts hole through wall*
 * Investigators: Shi-
 * *Ice goes beserker on them*
 * Ice: DIE FILTHY THEIVES
 * *Ice grabs forcegun*
 * *Ice uses forcegun to grab mellezhium*
 * Ice: Myy preeciousss
 * T-2008: Sir, here's your plasma-hot hot ch-
 * T-2008: !!! Sir! What just happened?
 * Ice: Theese vandals just got away with some of my mellezhium
 * T-2008: Activating Punishment mode
 * T-2008: Activating force manipulation module
 * T-2008: Activating scottish accent
 * *T-2008 goes to the investigators*
 * *T-2008 Bursts through door, kicking it down*
 * T-2008: Oi! Y'messin' with me boss? Lads ya don' know what ye gonna get for that.
 * *Grabs them all with force gun*
 * *Goes back to Ice's Enhanced Torture and Execution Cell Happy relocation home*
 * Locks up with Rusted Mellezhium bars*
 * Investigaors: We can get out of here from theese tiny pink bars!
 * T-2008: Ye better not so!
 * T-2008: Deactivatin' me scottish accent module!
 * *T-2008 leaves*
 * An investigator touches the bars*
 * Rusted mellezhium deposits a very strong ass acid on it*
 * Investigator: ahh feels a bit weird... aaaAAAAAA- *pain*