Thread:Ursuul/@comment-29771477-20170315015245/@comment-31516726-20170317005329

Fri (Fries), our new invention. An edible piece of true innovation. Carved in perfect shape using a state of the art tech called knife to resemble your penis without testicles. Deep fried in Golden Yellow to resemble your piss. It is so great that you can even eat it without yourself choking. We are so generous that we packed something called smart grease in our fri. Wherever it goes, it will leave a trail of grease, so you can locate this pinnacle of technolegy. We are pricing this competitively againest other tech. Our own, YouPhone 7, is $699. Svmsvng Milky Way X7 is $599. We price this at a competitive $899

We believe that this true piece of innovation can change the world.

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