User:BeniTehCobCannon/David

''"Grass Knuckles starts with +4 Health. Your Hero starts with -4 Health. I blame this insanity on Deranged David, or whatever his name is." -Dr. Zomboss''

No, David is not a tank. He is responsible for creating tanks (and an entire war) but that's beside the point. David was a threat. And that's why he died. Lesson learned, children. Never start wars. Well, unless you want to be revived and go insane. He was created by Crungy, who David doesn't know of. Scrimmy, His technical creator, is considered a friend instead of a biological family member.

1st life
"Jillian, will you join me to figure out what these tanks do?"

"GODDAMMIT SCRIMMY!"

" What are you doing? "

"I wish I had 8 more of me."

2nd life
"This would totally become a weapon of death if I owned it."

*screaming from a distance* "DEFECTIVE TANK!"

"Be useful, defect."

"YES! MY FIRST TANK! BEE!"

"I hope you wont mind me taking these swords Mrs.Goat. "

"We do not RUN or SHOUT in his hallway!"

Corruption: A Diep.io Story (Non-Cannon)
"Eh, I'd rather not..."

"Good. Come back at 7:18. Or else, you know what's coming to you. "

"I hope he actually does something or I'll stick him in the Cluster."

"I called you a useless defect an that's what you are compared to my power!

"Ugh... How long have you been gone?"

"The War has begun. I can't believe that Auto Trapper was dumb enough to do that..."

Likes

 * Calling tanks defects.
 * Making tanks.
 * Killing tanks.
 * Petting BEE.
 * Chatting with Scrimmy to create massive doom machines (HeyBeter, Impfinity.)
 * Copying Googler's actions and creating rough drafts for 3 puppets.

Dislikes

 * Alice.
 * Mentioning Questio And Exclama in-front of him.
 * Saying that BEE was a failure.
 * Oreo cookies.
 * Goatmom
 * Snail pie
 * DETERMINATION

Backstory
Nobody knows where David came from. He doesn't even know. One popular theory from an extraterrestrial being is that he was forged from the Crungy Spingus's remains, after being slain by his brother, God of Scrimitans, Scrimmy Bingus. Mr. C's body was sent to an underworld, where he rules. David was created and set out on his own. He learned to create and connect dimensions by himself and claimed himself a god. Though, no theory has been proven true, as there are many challenging paradoxes that confront all of them. The correct Theorem that Scrimmy has proven twice is that David was created by Crungy as a result of cloning. While David was being created, Crungy was slain by the HeyBeter, which has been sent into the past to kill Crungy, thus eliminating all paradoxes.

Family Tree
"Creator" -Scrimmy (Alive)(Creator) - Crungy Spingus (Dead)(Technically Father.) - Alice (Dead), George (enslaved by scrimmy), David (Stuck in His Limbo), Goatmom (27th cousin,16 times removed.) Googler (34th cousin, twice removed), Jillian (47th cousin 67 times removed)

Tanks Manufactured
BEE- PSZCZOŁA mówi się tylko w Polsce. David had a translation accident.

OH YEAH-OH YEAH.

Horat- It's the nutshack

Jimbles Notronbo- He swears it was an accident. He's wrong.

Dat Tank- He really didn't want to do this one, but it was victory if he did.

Exotic Butters- He liked butter.

Corrupter-Made to end the war. And to ensure the future tanks let the sanctuaries rot.

Post-Revival
-A 2012 MEME

-A 2016 MEME - DAVID'S "GRANDEST" ACHIEVMENT -The Anti-Archprophet (inactive as of now)
 * Haramblord
 * Retarded Slaves
 * Tito

While Dead/Unknown???
-Grand Dad -he technically did not make this, Scrimmy did.

-Cluster

Revival 2
-Hot Pocketeer

-Impfinity

David's War
David (obviously) is the cause of the war. The war started because he shattered the Holy Diep.io core, that held together all peace in the lands right, and the 3 minor cores. infront of the. GOAT, who'd been protecting it. He had also managed to end the war, creating Corrupters to corrupt the land and make it unsafe for future tanks. There was no actual true cause of David's death, but many claim it was Daddy Joel. They're wrong. It was being solidified in scriminite by accident.

David's Swords
''"My swords would be good to take too!" -Goatmom, the snail protector, looking for weapons to defeat the evil Erron''

David's swords weren't actually his at first. They belonged to an ancient warrior, who used the swords to protect her snail kingdom from an evil force known as Erron (who cleverly tried to ruin the world by capturing a species at a time). This was the last known mention of her, as she disappeared one day. A few decades pass and David finds her swords. The swords, he found out, can cast lightning at will from the user if synchronized. Only the Demiurge has been able to replicate this power, as the tank class only falls short of full power.

Revival 1
It's been discovered that a group of clown cultist tanks have recently found the remnants of David and have revived him. (The scary part is they were set to bring out harambe.)

this game stinks.
After launching A 2016 MEME, the sheer force of power disintegrated David completely.

yep.

David's Limbo
"I've heard about his own personal space where he goes sometimes. It's creepy. It's slathered in this... goop that has potential to bind 2 things together instantly."-one of David's followers

David's limbo is a place where you would NOT like to end up in diep.io. It is summoned on David's command or when he dies. There is no pull of gravity and stretches infinitely. You are able to summon almost anything at your command. It is filled with Scrimitite (HCl2St2), an element that merges 2 things together when consumed or injected by one thing that touches another thing within 500 pounds of its weight. David's limbo is a place where David can work in peace. It was inactive during war because he was scared someone might hear his chant and be able to infiltrate his space. It is rumored that there are defective experiments floating around in limbo currently.

The Zoo.
... ... ...

David in the Battle Tree
BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tsH_4rkKZ0

David is fightable in the Diep.io battle tree. He works the same way as a boss, and is technically a clone since his death does not alter his actual deaths in the current storyline. He uses his swords as an attacking method. He is able to teleport around the arena to move.

Special Attacks
-Teleportation Mania: Teleports to random places around the map at a very fast rate, while doing a "Sans pose".

-A companion: Will spawn a random Post-Revival boss, including Grand Dad. Test subjects are not part of this group.

Trivia

 * This human being was invented by BeniTehCobCannon.
 * Don't question it.
 * Thank wiki for the character infobox bc I don't want to create my own or use a tank infobox leal
 * He's like over 1,500 years old, including his Dad's age, but looks 18. (Dermatologists HATE him!)
 * David only has 2 fears, BEE LORD and Oreo Cookies (which he overcomes his oreo cookie fear by eating them, and I'm not very happy about that.)
 * He considers Scrimmy to be his best friend.
 * He created the plans for Grand Dad but Scrimmy built it.
 * Grand Dad was made with the ashes of Crungy and now has to live on as a rip.
 * David says that he is part Scrimitan, as he died his 1st death in scriminite.