User:BeniTehCobCannon/Steamed Hams (Mission)

Steamed Hams is a Mission, in where you must provide the most unforgettable luncheon to Tank Skinner, while defending your home from unwanted guests and the incoming Aurora Borealis.

Intro
You start off as a normal level 1 tank. The mission here is to guide Skinner into the 'safe zone' (your living room) while avoiding Assasin bullets. Gain 15 levels, proceed to part two.

Part Two - Ruined Roast
You enter your kitchen, to find 5 low-level tanks destroying your meal. Destroy them. Skinner will enter, but you must make it seem unsuspicious as you leave to purchase fast food. A good deception might be to make it look like you're stretching your calves on the windowcill. When skinner leaves, defend against the tanks on your way to and from the Tanky Burger. Defend your "roast" against tanks on the way back (don't let them damage it). You will gain enough XP to progress to level 30.

Part Three - Regional Dialect
This part may seem simple, but as the dialoge between the two characters progresses, each time you lie, a random level tank spawns with a random class from level 1 to 45. Along with this, you must also make sure not to hit Skinner. Destroying tanks will bring you to level 45, where you go back into the kitchen to check on things, but the Aurora Borealis has arrived into your kitchen.

Part Four - Aurora Borealis
You enter your kitchen and there is a massive swarm of tanks, along with random patches of fire. You are given a health boost to aid you into battle. Avoid the fire and the tanks, until Skinner enters the room and you both go outside. You give a nice departing to Skinner while helping him avoid Sniper bullets. The mission ends and you are given a virtual ribbon and can play with the Brander tank.