Thread:Ursuul/@comment-29771477-20170429202429

Mom: *wakes up*

Me: Good morning mommy.

Mom: .....

Mom: .....Why can't you ever put the lid on the toothpaste after you use it?! It's not that hard!

Me: Sorry......I forgot.

Mom: YOU FORGOT.

Mom: It's okay, once I'm gone you won't have to deal with me nagging you anymore. Then you and your dad will live happily ever. We have nothing in common. I told you, I'm getting my own house this summer. You won't do anything with me, I'm always the villain, I never do anything good for you, so I'm leaving. You don't care now; you only will after I'm gone.

Mom: *continues to rant incoherently about abandoning me for the next half an hour as I browse twitter* 