Fanon:Lord Sassafras

"I AM HE WHO WAS RAISED BY DUCKS FROM A YOUNG AGE."

"I AM THE SULTAN OF SASSAFRAS SUPREMES."

"I AM THE ONE WHO BLABBERS UNDER AND OVER HEXEN."

"I AM THE ONE, THE ORIGINAL, THE ONLY..."

"LORD SASSAFRAS, MEMELORD AND EXTRAORDINARY EMPEROR OF ALL THINGS SASSAFRAS!!!"

Overview
This is it. Lord Sassafras is an Era Boss that spawns as the final boss of the, a gamemode featuring 1000 waves of Sassafrized bosses. He is amazingly powerful, being a SASSAFRAS!

His full title is Lord Sassafras, Memelord, Sultan Of Sassafras Supremes, The One Of Yellow Eyes, The One Who Blabbers Under And OVER Hexen, The Bane of The Hexagon Disciple, The Embodiment Of Perpetual Irritation, The Spearhead Of Wasabi, The Ruler Of The Realm Of Sassafras, The King Of Cackling, He Who Was Raised By Ducks From A Young Age, The Guru of Gibberish, The Great Tan One, Sassa Club Chief, He With The Eyes In Hands, The Gatherer of IE Energy, And Extraordinary Emperor Of All Thing Sassafras.

BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxV0eDM-TUw (Instead of the chorus chanting "Ghetsis", they will be chanting Sassafras in the same slightly distorted low-pitch tone.)

Design
Lord Sassafras is a gargantuan tan hexagon that has several larger darker hexagons surrounding it. There is a spawner on his bottom side. He has two identical arms and hands, each with four fingers. His tan fingers end in for fingertips, and the hands themselves are oversized s. On the thumbs, the Sassafrases on the ends are also slightly larger than the others. Lord Sassafras's body has a giant "S" shield like that of Superman's on his forehead, a barely noticeable spawner on its bottom, and five eyes of increasing size towards the central one in a slightly upwards curving arc directly below the shield. On each of the sides of this eye arc, there are three significantly smaller eyes, for a total of eleven eyes. Lord Sassafras has a giant and slightly maniacal smile below his mustache, which acts like the Polygon Disciples' mouths as well, moving like it should when he says things. He also has a giant top hat with equally large googly eyes, a tan pair of eyebrows as opposed to a bushy black unibrow like the hats on normal Sassafras minions, and a purple scarf thing tied to it and a red stripe on the bottom (both not visible here, will add soon.).

Lord Sassafras dwarfs even the. Additionally, he makes Scorpios look like beetles and Level 45 tanks look like tiny black ants. However, only gains this much power in his own dimension, the aptly named Realm of Sassafras. Outside of that in the overworld, he's just a lowly blabbering Guardian Boss. He is also 1/4ths the size of a vanilla Diep.io map.

Due to his size, the closer players get to Lord Sassafras, their FOV will be drastically increased so they can at least see a third of him, with classes that get FOV boosts having additional FOV so they can see more of him than others.

Backstory
Lord Sassafras's backstory can be found on the page. It is quite too lengthy to put here and is better read in tandem with the reason for the creation of the Sassa Club.

The Fight
Note: Feel free to add your own attacks to Lord Sassafras in either of his phases, but be aware that they are subject to removal, moved to the other phase, or undergo changes of varying magnitudes.

Phase 1
At the beginning of Phase 1, Lord Sassafras says his ridiculously long intro monologue, lights swing out, the battlefield goes disco, and the battle begins. He has his above design. It must be noted that in both phases, Lord Sassafras's regeneration starts out at 6 HP per second, but can be increased depending on how many Sassafrases are in the arena. For every Sassafras minion present in the arena, it adds 0.05 HP/sec to that total. For every Sassafras present in the arena, it adds 0.5 HP/sec to that total. For every Sassafras Supreme present in the arena, it adds 1.2 HP/sec to that total. Additionally, every time a player dies to his hand directly, he heals himself for 300 HP. Otherwise, if they are killed through indirect means (his Sassafras, etc.) he heals 150 HP instead.

Attacks

 * Metronome: Lord Sassafras can call upon any attack used by any boss in the ToD and the EToD, whether polygon or tank-based. ANY ATTACK. His Battleship drones (originating from his Sassafras Supreme hand spawners) will form into any weapons he needs to perform the attacks, and they will solidify and form into a perfect copy of said weapons or armaments. In the case of body-mounted weapons, he creates them, then sticks them somewhere on his face with his hands. They will vanish once he is finished. He can use any attack, as long as it doesn't involve self-destructing, phase shifting, body changing, or requires a certain health limit.
 * The Power of Irritation: Lord Sassafras summons any boss listed on the page in the Type 8 category or below in its respective Sassafrized form. A limit of 10 bosses can be active at one time. This attack will always be the first one Lord Sassafras performs, in which he summons 10 bosses at once. Afterwards, every time he uses this attack, he will summon 1-10 bosses, depending on how many are left, in order to bring the total back to 10. There can be duplicates of a boss, and Sassafras and Sassafras Supreme are not summoned by this attack because of the redundancy it would create.
 * Chatterstorm: Lord Sassafras starts saying random words in non-grammatically correct sentences, like this: "Box head left jump incoherent light zip Hat Druid." This actually does very low damage every second for 5 seconds in a large area around him (the soundwaves are visible) and inflicting Confused for 6 seconds.
 * Sassafras Storm: Lord Sassafras will spray ammunition, drones, and traps everywhere from his hands in various formations like the Archprophet's Last Hurrah, but much less dense. This lasts for 30 seconds.
 * Meme Beam: Lord Sassafras fires a yellow beam into a player from his central eye, which inflicts three random debuffs for 5 seconds, all while he is saying a quote.
 * Sassafrize: Lord Sassafras turns the 20 players nearest to him into Sassafrized tanks, with eyes and all. This also inflicts Dazed on them for the duration of the visual change, which is 20 seconds.
 * Summon - Sassafrasses!: Lord Sassafras summons 10-15 Sassafras and 3-5 Sassafras Supremes. They will rotate around him, saying their gibberish while doing Sassafras things. He will repeat this attack SIX TIMES if there are less than 5 Sassafras in the arena previously spawned by this attack.
 * Summon - Sassafrexen!: Lord Sassafras summons five Sassafrexen, and points toward Hexen, wherever the latter happens to be. The Sassafrexen will rush at Hexen, and Hexen will be obstructed by the Sassafrexen until he defeats them. It should be noted that Sassafrexen summoned by this attack only have 5,000 HP.
 * Spin Slam: Lord Sassafras puts his arms straight out, curls them into fists, and slams into players while spinning at a frightening speed. He deals high damage and knockback on contact, which, due to his size, is nigh-impossible to avoid. He has to charge this power-up, though, so 15 seconds' warning is given while his eyes start flashing white.
 * OH, HEXEN IS REALLY SPICY: Lord Sassafras yells something about Hexen being spicy (not necessarily the name of this attack, it can be a variation on it) and turns all the floor tiles hexagon green, then rapidly turning them back to tan from where Hexen is. Hexen and anyone else close enough to him will receive Burned, Blinded, and Paralyzed for five seconds.
 * Fidget-Blade: Lord Sassafras takes a Sassafrized (or summons one in, if there isn't one already in the arena), holds it in his hand, and spins it like a fidget spinner. The Deltrablade is now a buzzsaw. There is a 10% chance for it to also happen to a Sassafrized.
 * SPICE, SPICE, SASSAFREXEN!: Lord Sassafras summons a Sassafrexen, but with a red gradient at the top of its hexagons. Lord Sassafras then eats the Sassafrexen and then lets out gigantic jets of fire from all of his main body eyes for 1 minute. The fire inflicts Burning for as long as players are in contact with it and 3 seconds afterward.
 * More Is Never Enough: Lord Sassafras locates the nearest Factory, and Sassafrizes it, making its minions normal-sized Sassafras that will attack everything nearby, saying their gibberish. The Factory itself will revert to being normal after 10 seconds. This attack is not often used, due to its ability to create up to six Sassafras at once.
 * POWER OF POLYFRAS: Lord Sassafras turns the nearest 20 polygons and Crashers (including those controlled by Hexen into Sassafras minions.
 * HAW!: Lord Sassafras drops four robots at his present location and moves out of the way. All they will do is "HAW" their heads off, and will not disappear until destroyed. Each robot has 5000 health.
 * I'm a top: Lord Sassafras puts his hands out, and starts spinning, but not like Spin Slam. He spins around clockwise, with his eyes spinning counterclockwise. All Sassafras, Sassafras Supremes, and Sassafrized bosses will stop what they are doing, and start spinning on their axes as well. This lasts for 10 seconds, and Lord Sassafras only will move around, knocking players everywhere for low damage.
 * FUN FUN FUN FUN: Lord Sassafras gains Frenzy for one minute. He will chant "FUN" endlessly as he runs around, swatting at tanks, throwing them up in the air, smiling a big smile while he jumps and squashes them, rolling several into a ball and tossing them at their allies, etc.
 * And now for the weather: Lord Sassafras summons a cumulonimbus cloud above him (the kind that looks like a giant gray anvil.) It spawns several thunderbolts that strike players for medium area damage and inflicting Paralyzed for 3 seconds. Right after, he will use...
 * IT'S *BLEEEP*ING COLD!: Lord Sassafras makes hail rain down from the cloud. Hail deals no damage, but it piles up over time and eventually melts, making movement difficult and slippery for about 45 seconds afterwards.
 * nice.: All current summoned Sassafrases and Sassafras Supremes will start saying "nice" quietly for the next 10 seconds. Purely aesthetic.
 * Quack: Lord Sassafras releases an ear-splitting QUACK!!!, inflicting Confused on everyone in the arena for 3 seconds and inflicting medium damage.
 * Hats Off To Lord Sassafras: Lord Sassafras takes off his hat, creates a magic wand out of drones, taps the hat, and flips it upside down, shaking out 2-6 random Sassafrized EToD or ToD bosses.
 * How Do You Do: Lord Sassafras takes off his hat and swings it in a low arc while bowing. Contact with the hat deals heavy damage and knockback.
 * Lordic Punch: Lord Sassafras curls his right hand (always the right) into a fist, then punches it forward. Upon impact with anything, five Sassafrases are spawned by breaking off from Lord Sassafras's fingertips. He will regrow them right after.
 * BELI DESTROY TOY!: Lord Sassafras summons a Sassafrized . For note, anything blue on Beli is now tan, and in place of the glowing white eyes, there are glowing yellow Sassafras eyes instead. Then, Lord Sassafras snaps his fingers, and it grows to twice its size. Lord Sassafras moves back, becomes Invincible, and waits for the players to defeat the Sassafrized Beli. It will move around, using Beli's attacks (which at the time of this writing, has not even been done yet, curse you Zathsu) and shout "BELI DESTROY TOY! BELI DESTROY TOY!" constantly. It has 50,000 health, and will likely go down in 20 seconds with the massive amount of players fighting.
 * Swords of Sassafras: Lord Sassafras grabs 8 Sassafras with each of his hands (if there aren't already at least 16 Sassafrases available, he will spawn more from his spawner) and condenses them into Sassafrized versions of Poluxe Form 's XG-Swiper 2000, with Sassafras eyes where all the hexagons are and tan instead of hexagon green. He then performs three sword attacks from Trites, Hexen, or, then throws them out and to the sides, where they fly back in, hitting players along the way for medium damage. Upon returning to Lord Sassafras's hands, he crumples them back into 16 Sassafras.
 * SASSADISTRACTION: Lord Sassafras covers part of approximately 40% of the players' screens who are fighting him with large, obnoxious memes, which play loud music, block tanks' FoV, inflict random debuffs, and otherwise distract tanks. This lasts for 10 seconds, and Lord Sassafras is still attacking.
 * IMAGE DUMP: Lord Sassafras does the same thing as SASSADISTRACTION, but instead dumps random image files of the games, from effects, to bosses, to parts of bosses, and even overworld things. Lasts for 10 seconds.
 * Zathsu's Revenge: Lord Sassafras puts his hands out to the side, and fires five beams made of Zathsu's cat profile pictures at any Destroyers, Hybrids, Triplets, or s. The first four hold the tank(s) in place, but only the center beam deals high damage.
 * THE POWER OF MOOSIC: Lord Sassafras changes the music to another boss's theme for five seconds, changes it back to his theme, then does it again, either rapidly switching between two or playing with the volume control to make it ear rape or silence.
 * much doge: Lord Sassafras summons a Doge image, which takes up 30% of the screen in a random spot and spams rainbow colored Doge style text. Lasts for 10 seconds.
 * Between My Friendly Eyes: Lord Sassafras fires tan laser bolts from between his eyes, from nothing at all. These beams go in every which direction, randomly aimed and moving erratically. They do low damage but have high penetration on impact.
 * SASSAFRAS, SASSAFRAS, SASSAFRAS, SASSAFRAS... SASSAFRAS: Lord Sassafras spreads his arms out wide, and starts summoning a seemingly endless stream of Sassafras minions from his bottom spawner. The total of Sassafras minions spawned is 400. Additionally, this attack is rarely used, and 1 in 20 Sassafras minions has a chance to be a normal Sassafras.
 * Praise the Lord Sassafras: All current Sassafras Supremes and Sassafras will return to Lord Sassafras and start orbiting around him. After ten seconds, they will all explode into Sassafras minions (10 for normal Sassafras, 50 for Sassafras Supremes) and Lord Sassafras restores health equal to 1000n+5000p, where n is the number of Sassafras and p is the number of Sassafras Supremes. Basically, he sacrifices Sassafrasses for health, much like how eats Crashers for health or extra attack power.
 * How Do You Do: Lord Sassafras takes his hat off and bows, sweeping the hat in a low circle with long radius The hat inflicts Poisoned for 5 seconds on contact and low damage.
 * BELIEVE IN THE PEEKO: Lord Sassafras fires erratic blasts of water from both hands, inflicting medium damage, Broken, and Waterflame for 5 seconds to anyone hit.
 * My Loyal Subjects: Lord Sassafras summons quotes, two large Sassafrexens, two large Sassafrases, two large Sassafras Supremes, all which appear and disappear randomly, lasting about a second per appearance. Each hit they do to a tank does light to moderate damage.
 * Savior of All Sassafras: Lord Sassafras calls all Sassafras (normal ones) to him, and they spin around him while orbiting him, chanting "OH WE PRAISE YOU, ALMIGHTY LORD SASSAFRAS" as they spray ammunition everywhere. Lasts for 15 seconds.
 * SASSAFRAS BEEG, SASSAFRAS SMOL: Lord Sassafras shrinks to 1/10ths of his size, then suddenly expands to twice his normal size, inflicting medium-high damage and insane knockback to anyone hit.
 * Mustache Mash: Lord Sassafras's mustache suddenly extends, and one hooks Hexen like a tentacle no matter where he is in the arena, while the other starts tickling him. After 10 seconds of Hexen resisting and trying not to laugh, Lord Sassafras will brutally slam Hexen into the ground, inflicting Dazed on Hexen for 50 seconds. Hexen will automatically go into his half health restoration sequence for that 50 seconds plus how much health needs to be restored, as the slam deals 5000 damage to Hexen and near-fatal damage to any players near Hexen, and instantly kills any players that are squashed by Hexen falling into the ground. Additionally, upon impact, Hexen leaves a sizable crater as Lord Sassafras's mustache returns to normal.
 * Slimy Slime: Lord Sassafras opens a Realmbinder portal to his left or right, reaches in with his corresponding hand, and grabs a glob of green slime. He launches it at Hexen, where it explodes on impact into 36 green bullets that are equal in stats to that of a max Annihilator's.
 * BWA HEE HEE HA HA: 4 lines of electric tiles, originating from the edge of the arena, meet up at Lord Sassafras and electrocute (but not damage) him for 20 seconds. He spins around like in I'm A Top while firing a hellstorm of electric bullets that inflict low damage and Paralyzed for 2 seconds while he is laughing maniacally.
 * Spicy WasSassafrabi: Wasabi peas fly out of a Realmbinder portal. Lord Sassafras gulps them up ('cause he loves wasabi peas). Suddenly, all of his bullets that he is currently firing and will fire for the next 10 seconds burst into green flames. Contact with these bullets inflicts Poisoned and Waterflame for 5 seconds. Lord Sassafras also becomes 15% faster for the duration of this attack.
 * SASSAFRAZZLE: Lord Sassafras swings his arms in random directions, firing green laser beams that intensify the longer their distance is from their source. Each laser originates from one fingertip and deals increasing damage as the attack continues. If a player dies to a Sassafrazle beam, a Sassafrized copy of them will spawn at their death location. The attack lasts 10 seconds, with damage increasing by 20% every second until it reaches 3x damage by the end. He will sweep his arms around randomly as this happens.
 * sarfassaS: Lord Sassafras summons a group of six sarfassS. sarfassS look and behave like normal Sassafras, but instead have six eyes with proportionally giant yellow pupils on their turrets instead of one in the center of the body. Apart from that, they just say all their phrases backwards.
 * Rocket Punch: Lord Sassafras forms his hands into fists and detaches them, causing them to fly around like rockets, mirroring the other's movements with Lord Sassafras as the line of symmetry. Contact with the fists inflicts high damage and knockback. Lasts for 12 seconds.

Phase 2
In Phase 2, reached at a threshold of 1,800,000 health (600,000 in the first Realm of Sassafras event) Lord Sassafras decreases in size by 20% and spawns two Sassafras from his bottom spawner after every attack. There is a limit of 200 Sassafras that he can spawn with his spawner (it does not apply to those summoned in his attacks.) He has new attacks in addition to the old ones, listed below. The attacks get wildly ridiculous and have major effects on sanity and the arena.

Phase 2 BGM (1.2x speed): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_jz8M-8yJU

Attacks

 * Be Cool, Be Wild and Be Groovy: The battlefield turns into this: The avalanche is replaced by Lord Sassafras, and Sonic is replaced by all the tanks and Hexen on snowboards. You must survive the whole thing, much like the Trapper God's Speech attack. The music also switches to the one shown in the video (clearer version here: . Snowboarding is very simple: The snowboard accelerates towards your mouse pointer. You can shoot, but because of the previous thing, if you turn around and shoot at Sassafras, you'll probably die. If you reach a trick ramp, firing will make you do a trick which makes you go faster. The icicles hurt but can be shot down. The bomber planes are Mini-Sassafrexens that drop Sassafrized Phage Grenades on tanks. The Grenades explode into nothing. Neither the Sassafrexens nor the Grenades can be shot. Sassafras himself is an instant kill. If a tank bumps into anything, they lose speed. The whole terrain keeps the relative structure of the one shown in the video, but there are more bomber plane sections and more trick ramps. Hexen will also be snowboarding down. He follows a path identical to the one taken by Sonic in the video and will smash any icicles in the way. If a tank bumps into another tank, both tanks will lose speed and block each other depending on their position. If a tank bumps into Hexen, he will swing his sword at them and speed them up without hurting them by doing so. If they bump into Hexen from behind, the tank will speed around him when this happens. At the end of the terrain, there is a teleporter which heals tanks back to full HP and takes them back to the regular battlefield. The attack ends when Lord Sassafras reaches the bottom.
 * Maxed Mirrored Clone: Lord Sassafras clones every Sassafras entity on the screen, up to a limit of 100 Clones (only including Sassafras and Sassafras Supremes). All the clones have 1 HP, but the full strength of the originals. Clones cannot be Cloned.
 * AND THEN ALONG CAME SASS!: Summons a solid wall of Sassafrases and Sassafras Supremes and they completely block anyone from seeing Lord Sassafras at all. Then, Lord Sassafras pushes away some of the Sassafrases and Sassafras Supremes and summons a large amount of Sassafras to form a lightning bolt shape. He then hurls the lightning bolt at tanks, doing massive damage and having a 40% change inflicting a random debuff. Upon impact, the lightning bolt shatters into 30 Sassafrases. When he pushes away the wall of Sassafras, voices in the background can be heard saying "AND THEN ALONG CAME SASS!" For reference: (skip to 1:16 to get what it looks like.)
 * And then the Winged Sassafrases arrived!: Summons a line of Sassafras Supreme minions with Winged Hussar weapons, then them all charge at once. There is a 5% chance that the Sassafras Hussars will dodge all the tanks, in which case Lord Sassafras will facepalm, causing a big shockwave expanding from the impact zone that does medium damage inflicts medium knockback on all players.
 * Sassarific Park: Lord Sassafras opens ten Realmbinder portals randomly around the arena. 10 dinosaurs (only well-known ones, like Tyrannosaurus rex, Triceratops, and Velociraptor, duplicates possible) run into the arena as the portals close. These dinosaurs are real-world textured, but are Sassafras tan with gradient and have Sassafras eyes over where their normal eyes would be. Regardless of type, they have 500 health and deal medium damage and inflict low knockback on contact.
 * I LIKE TRAINS: Lord Sassafras opens two portals opposite each other on his horizontal axis and moves out of the way. Five seconds later, a train horn sounds, train tracks come out of nowhere; and suddenly, a diesel locomotive pulling about 80 cars barrels in and out of the arena. Anyone that comes in contact with the train is dealt fatal damage and extreme knockback.
 * I AM HE WHO WAS RAISED BY DUCKS: Lord Sassafras uses his "QUACK" attack over and over, but only with the sound effect, having no effect and dealing no damage apart from being obnoxiously loud and annoying (isn't that what he's supposed to do?)
 * SASSAFRASAVONIO: Lord Sassafras changes the music to a Sassafrized version of this: Also he sings along with the "music". He is also still attacking while singing. Also, when it loops once, it turns into a MIDI version, which is even worse. Here's the midi version:
 * INFINITE CHIPS!: Lord Sassafras throws an Infinity Ring at a player. If it misses, he will summon a mirror to bounce it back. Once the Ring hits, that player will suddenly start being filled with insanely fast endless chips that do low damage and spawn out of where the Ring was before it collided with that player. That player gradually becomes bigger and more immobile, as they are gradually hit with more and more chips. The chip filling continues until they die. Once the player dies, Lord Sassafras uses a mirror to redirect the chip flow towards Hexen, and he is hit with a chip. If that happens, he will take all the remaining chips flying out of the portal and become unable to move and really big for 30 seconds, during which the effect will gradually wear off. Also, the chips look like regular potato crisps. They shatter into many pieces immediately when shot, but there are too many of them to block. If hit by a piece, that player will take 1 damage and also become 1% fatter.
 * Master of Code: Lord Sassafras becomes invincible, summons a book labeled "Codes & Scripts for Tale of Diep and Extended Tale of Diep", and reads it for 10 seconds. Then he turns the book upside down and shakes it, shaking out a huge heap of random code. When the codes hit the ground, they turn into random sprites of tanks, bosses or enemies. They do what they are supposed to do when attached to the legitimate entity in the game; Barrels shoot, Drone spawners spawn drones, a boss sprite will behave like what the boss does, etc.
 * The Floor Is Lava: Lord Sassafras moves all normal Sassafras to the bottom of the arena, and they form a dense line that steadily moves up. They will not stop until they are within 100 tiles of Lord Sassafras. They will still attack and deal body damage if touched, but destroying at least 5 of them will break the line and cause the attack to end prematurely.
 * This Is Gonna Hurt A Lot!: Lord Sassafras creates a copy of Titanititan's right leg (Vanadus) and makes it large enough for Lord Sassafras to wield it as a baseball bat. He will whack tanks with it repeatedly for up to a minute, all while chanting "THIS IS GONNA HURT A LOT!" over and over again.
 * Discoteche: Lord Sassafras takes off his hat, summons a magic wand and twirls it around over the hat, and pulls out 15 non-Sassafrized s. The battlefield will go disco until all Disco-Ramas are destroyed, and the music will go disco-style as well until the same goal has been reached.
 * SHINY, SASSAFRAS STYLE: Lord Sassafras's tan turns to shiny, shiny gold, and so does anything tan on all Sassafrized entities. The BGM turns into "Shiny" and for the duration of Shiny, Lord Sassafras will take 75% less damage. He will proceed to reenact the whole Shiny scene, in which Maui is Hexen (whom he will grab to accomplish that.) He, along with every single Sassafrized boss, will also sing along at an ear-raping volume.
 * Wasabi Wave: Lord Sassafras opens another Realmbinder portal, and a giant glob of wasabi falls out and washes through the arena at a short to medium range. It will eventually disappear, but any tanks hit will receive Burning and Paralyzed for 5 seconds. If Hexen gets hit, he will heal to full health, but receive Slowed for 20 seconds.
 * Race Runner: Lord Sassafras summons two Sassafrized s, two Sassafrized s, two Sassafrized Flying Horsemen (EToD Son of Panzer version of the ), and two Sassafrized s. They will initially orbit around him at insane speeds, then Lord Sassafras will direct them to run circles around players while chanting "Sanic, Sanic, Sanic Fast!" over and over. Lord Sassafras will resume attacking after giving his attack command.
 * Sassy Breath: Lord Sassafras opens his mouth and a stream of images of memes, Sassafras minions, Sassafrized bosses, and quotes pours out. Each hit on contact with this meme wave does low damage, but it quickly adds up. Lasts for 8 seconds. The bosses are not actual bosses, they are just images. The memes are in a fairly wide spread away from the central angle like a Sprayer's firing pattern, but with an even greater loss of accuracy. However, the meme stream is so dense that it doesn't really matter the spread.
 * Sassafrasception: Lord Sassafras uses the attack he last used but with 20% more everything. Not compatible with Be Cool, Be Wild and Be Groovy because of its nature.
 * MEMELORD SUPREME BEAMS: All of Lord Sassafras's hand-mounted weapons start firing memes that do medium-low damage and inflict Slowed for 5 seconds on contact, like Sassy Breath but in beams instead of a spread. He also fires memes from all of his eyes, including the ones on his hands and fingers, but these do not inflict Slowed and do medium damage instead of low. All beams inflict insane knockback on contact, sending players bouncing back and forth between the beams until they get flung far away (touching other beams does no damage after the initial bounce, it is just an irritation thing.) This attack is very rarely used, but when it is, it lasts for 12 seconds.
 * He Who Laughs in the Towel: Lord Sassafras summons a Sassafrized that rampages for five minutes (unless killed sooner, but that's highly unlikely because the spawned Archprophet has the health of the normal Archprophet), using every attack that the Archprophet uses, just with Sassafras-like modifications.
 * HEEEEREEE'S SASSSAFRASSY!: Lord Sassafras pulls out a chainsaw and cuts five Sassafras in half, turning them into 10 Sassafrized s. He will then proceed to go on a rampage with the chainsaw, laughing maniacally and swinging it around with Frenzy for 30 seconds.
 * Peeper on a Sweeper: Lord Sassafras summons ten Sassafrized Level 4, and sticks this: onto the Delta Decagons, when then spin around and smash into players while firing their weapons.
 * Battle of Legends!: Lord Sassafras snaps his fingers, and the arena turns into a boxing ring, complete with dark area and spotlights. Hexen finds himself in the ring against the towering Lord Sassafras, and the players are spectators. Lord Sassafras will transform into five large Sassafras Supremes, and go head-to-head with Hexen, who immediately transforms into Poluxe Form to gain extra power and HP (he is not in Poluxe Form in the Realm of Sassafras event.) The battle can go either way (and all of Hexen's phases will activate, including his near-death sequence), but no matter who triumphs, once either reaches 0 HP, Lord Sassafras will reform at the end of the battle, and snap again. The arena will return to normal, Hexen will return to being normal as well, and the battle resumes. This attack is only used ONCE, and is exclusive to Phase 2, for obvious reasons.
 * His Lordship's Domination: Hundreds of tan targets shaped like ducks will dot the area around Lord Sassafras, as streams of rubber ducks land at each one. The streams are made of 5-10 ducks, and when a duck makes impact with the ground, it will be shot out in a random direction, doing moderate damage and inflicted Unfocused for 2 seconds. In a nutshell, each target will have a rapid burst of ducks falling from the sky then firing outward randomly.
 * Sassafrafro: Lord Sassafras gains a gigantic afro for 20 seconds. After 20 seconds, it will disappear, but during that time, contact with it will inflict Paralyzed for 4 seconds.
 * Sassafrigityfrag: The Sassafras Supremes making up his hands fly off of his arms (fingers included), spinning around him before flashing red three times and exploding into five massive rings of bullets of different sizes at different speeds. The outer rings are made of fast and small bullets, progressively getting larger and slower, but also more damaging as the rings become more inner. His hands then regrow like balloons from his arms five seconds later.
 * And his name is JOHN CENA: Lord Sassafras performs John Cena's signature "You can't see me" taunt and turns invisible for 3 minutes. During these 3 minutes, he will continue to use attacks like normal, but it is impossible to tell what attacks are being used because of his invisibility. When the invisibility ends, the first thing Lord Sassafras does is raise his hands upwards quickly while making two "OK" hand signs. Anything hit by the hands (including other Sassafras and Sassafrized bosses) will be inflicted with insane knockback. The BGM also turns into this for the duration of the attack:
 * I AM NUMBER ONE: Lord Sassafras summons SIXTEEN non-Sassafrized . Since they will probably get melted almost immediately because of their low health and the masses of players fighting Lord Sassafras, Lord Sassafras will continually summon more to keep the total at sixteen if any are destroyed. This lasts for 120 seconds.
 * I'M OVER 9000: Lord Sassafras directs 25 Sassafras Minions into a formation that looks like the number 9000. He will then jump on the minions, causing them to explode into exactly 9025 bullets (361 bullets each.) The bullets are very slow-moving and disappear very quickly, but their density almost guarantees death on contact.
 * Maple Syrup: Lord Sassafras will spawn 50 indestructible Sassafrized versions of, which only use the Heal Attack on Sassafras related enemies, Excluding and Lord Sassafras himself. The Maples disappear after 120 seconds have passed.
 * LITERAL Sassa Club: Lord Sassafras summons the nine members of the Sassa Club, and mashes them together into a club (the weapon). He swings it around for 5 seconds to hit players for medium damage, then throws it up into the air, where it separates into nine individuals again, who need to be destroyed normally. Only used three times in one fight, and the second time he is fought and afterwards.

The End of Lord Sassafras?
After Lord Sassafras is defeated, he starts glowing brightly, and with a bright flash, Lord Sassafras explodes, blasting yellow energy everywhere in the form of orbs and leaving a large amount of scorched ground behind. Sassafras spawns in the Realm and Arena will not occur for 48 hours, then they will start spawning again. Six days after the end of the event, the spawn cycle will begin.

Quotes
Unlike normal Sassafras and Sassafras Supreme, he does not say random quotes randomly, as it's more like the and the Polygon Disciples' quotes.

Intro Quotes
"So we meet at last. I will have you know that it does not matter whether you defeat me or not, as my goals have been achieved long ago. My essence is everywhere with the Realm in the form of all the Sassafras you have fought, are fighting, and will fight. As you can see, I am everywhere, but yet how, and why am I here in front of you? Well, you see, as you may have figured, I take great glee in pestering anything and everything. I was once an old god at the level of Panzer, who that silly Archprophet keeps trying to release from the prison realm and repeatedly fails. I may or may have not meddled in those processes, heh heh heh... but truth be told, I am of course the first Sassafras, if you really want to call me that, as that is now my given name which I LOOOOVE! That aside, we both know what you're all here for. If you want a fight, it's a fight you'll get! Hexen! Thank you for 'taking care' of me for so long! It was soooo nice of you!

(Hexen can be seen boiling in anger)

And now, it's time for me to return the favor! IT'S SASSAFRAS TIME! NOW, GET READY, BECAUSE..." (Said the first time he is met) "Hello, hello, and welcome again! It seems you all have come back for round two, ah ha HA! I'm sure you've met the Sassa Club, haven't you? They are my greatest minions, powerful in their own right, and look what they have done for me! Aren't I stronger?

(Lord Sassafras sarcastically flexes his arms)

Aaaaanyway, you know what? HEXEN, THIS IS FOR YOU!" (Said the second time he is met)

Third times and forward work in progress.

"I AM HE WHO WAS RAISED BY DUCKS FROM A YOUNG AGE. I AM THE SULTAN OF SASSAFRAS SUPREMES. I AM THE ONE WHO BLABBERS UNDER AND OVER HEXEN. I AM THE ONE, THE ORIGINAL, THE ONLY... LORD SASSAFRAS, MEMELORD AND EXTRAORDINARY EMPEROR OF ALL THINGS SASSAFRAS!!!" (Said after all intro monologues)

Attack Quotes
"I spin deltrabladez for fun!" (Always said while using Fidget-Blade)

"THIS IS GONNA HURT A LOT!" (Repeatedly said while using This Is Gonna Hurt A Lot!)

"FUN FUN FUN FUN!" (Repeatedly said while using FUN FUN FUN FUN)

MORE COMING SOON

Trivia

 * SAAAAAAASSAFRAS
 * Thanks to everyone who has contributed attack ideas to this page so far:
 * Lord Sassafras is, in fact, the original Sassafras that Hexen created. All the rest are clones either made by him or Hexen.
 * This partly explains why the music is epic and not playful.
 * Has three times the health of the 'cause.
 * Don't ask.
 * He used to have a different, more simplistic design, but it was changed because he deserved something much better.
 * Lord Sassafras is, in fact, the original Sassafras that Hexen created. All the rest are clones either made by him or Hexen.
 * This partly explains why the music is epic and not playful.
 * Has three times the health of the 'cause.
 * Don't ask.
 * He used to have a different, more simplistic design, but it was changed because he deserved something much better.
 * Lord Sassafras is, in fact, the original Sassafras that Hexen created. All the rest are clones either made by him or Hexen.
 * This partly explains why the music is epic and not playful.
 * Has three times the health of the 'cause.
 * Don't ask.
 * He used to have a different, more simplistic design, but it was changed because he deserved something much better.