Project:Chat/Logs/1 April 2017

 [02:19]  Craigslist&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Everything Else [02:19]  jk [02:19]  Wait [02:19]  ok i'll stop harassing [02:19]  Black Market&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Everything else [02:19]  was a test [02:19]  black market OP [02:19]  also hayden that is tru [02:19]  ^ [02:19]  Cuz I can buy and sell children [02:19]  ^ [02:19]  finally [02:19]  lmao [02:19]  Wait what? [02:19]  ^ [02:19] <SuperRobot9338> ^ [02:19] <SuperRobot9338> ozun works [02:19] <Smgamermat77> I prefer body parts [02:20] <Captain Hayden> Yay [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> ^ [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> full chat [02:20] <Captain Hayden> Lol Sm what kind? [02:20] <Ursuul> AMAZON WHY [02:20] <Smgamermat77> Heads. [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> only missing... [02:20] <Diep.iownu> yup my time zoneis cupertino [02:20] <Captain Hayden> Which Heads? [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> sigh [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> nobellion... [02:20] <Smgamermat77> The ones with faces and jaws on them [02:20] <Count of Howard> 90% chance your Amazon issues are user errors. [02:20] <Captain Hayden> Ok [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> he didn't want to get deported [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> or worse [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> be deunded [02:20] <Smgamermat77> lmao count I agree [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> defunded [02:20] <Captain Hayden> Yeah where is he? [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> India [02:21] <SuperRobot9338> like most peeps from san fran [02:21] <Ursuul> nah I set it up exactly the same way as before [02:21] <Captain Hayden> WHAT? [02:21] <Diep.iownu> song: I fall down and I get back up, and then I question my existence yeah! [02:21] <Ursuul> you download a key so that you can connect to the VM remotely [02:21] <Captain Hayden> Mind blown [02:21] <SuperRobot9338> wut [02:21] <Ursuul> but the key is feccin’ corrupt [02:21] <Count of Howard> Well, it /is/ you. You have a history of being a nub. [02:21] <Smgamermat77> &gt;user error [02:21] <Smgamermat77> lmao [02:21] <Captain Hayden> I am stuck in shitty Ohio and people get to go to India? Smh [02:21] <SuperRobot9338> [i]is[/i] [02:21] <Smgamermat77> Well he literally just said Apple is great [02:21] <Smgamermat77> which everyone knows is BS [02:21] <SuperRobot9338> nope hayden [02:21] <Diep.iownu> up up down down left right left right B A start [02:21] <SuperRobot9338> they're [i] from[/i] india [02:21] <Smgamermat77> kappa [02:22] <Captain Hayden> -_- [02:22] <Ursuul> [c="#15ED15"]&gt;not using Chat Tags[/c] [02:22] <Ursuul> [disdain2) [02:22] <Smgamermat77> You live in ohio hayden? [02:22] <Ursuul> fec [02:22] <SuperRobot9338> like 30% of san fran's nonhomeless iphone user population [02:22] <Captain Hayden> Still California&gt;Ohio [02:22] <Ursuul> (disdain2) [02:22] <Captain Hayden> Yes SM [02:22] <Captain Hayden> Why? [02:22] <Smgamermat77> I live in michigan [02:22] <Diep.iownu> AHHHHHHHH FALCON PUNCH or sumthin... [02:22] <Captain Hayden> Wanna meet up? [02:22] <Smgamermat77> no [02:22] <SuperRobot9338> dun dun DUNNNN [02:22] <Smgamermat77> punk lmao [02:22] <Captain Hayden> And go to Ursuul's house? [02:22] <Ursuul> don’t come to my house [02:22] <Smgamermat77> Ursuul doesn't even live near me lmao [02:22] <Ursuul> my sister is visiting &amp; she won’t shut the fuck up [02:22] <Diep.iownu> Its suicide time just kiddin dont kill urself [02:23] <Captain Hayden> Then just kys Ursuul [02:23] <Ursuul> k [02:23] <Captain Hayden> End the suffering [02:23] <Count of Howard> dew it [02:23] <Ursuul> (kys) [02:23] <Ursuul> knifing my salad atm [02:23] <Diep.iownu> ur spagetti? [02:23] <Smgamermat77> Speaking of the Spy, I kinda wanna play more TF2 [02:23] <Diep.iownu> oh [02:23] <Captain Hayden> Gah I gotta work tomorrow. FML [02:23] <Ursuul> ey Temz [02:23] <Diep.iownu> YOLO [02:23] <Captain Hayden> Hate responsibility [02:23] <Ursuul> I need ye to chop my head off again [02:23] <Teamerz> cant. [02:24] <Teamerz> too depressed. [02:24] <Ursuul> (sad) [02:24] <Smgamermat77> I'll oblige to that [02:24] <SuperRobot9338> (meh) [02:24] <Captain Hayden> why? [02:24] <Smgamermat77> (knife) [02:24] <Captain Hayden> (sad2) [02:24] <SuperRobot9338> (d12) [02:24] <SuperRobot9338> (d2) [02:24] <Diep.iownu> we nope our wayout of of our problems [02:24] <Captain Hayden> Ripperoni in cheese [02:24] <Captain Hayden> (d3) [02:24] <Captain Hayden> (d1) [02:24] <Smgamermat77> I want mac and cheese [02:24] <Captain Hayden> Me too [02:24] <Smgamermat77> like a huge pot [02:24] <Smgamermat77> with tuna [02:24] <Captain Hayden> Can you make some? [02:25] <Captain Hayden> I'll come to your house [02:25] <Smgamermat77> I make killer mac n cheese with tuna [02:25] <Smgamermat77> shit is so good [02:25] <Ursuul> GOD DAMN IT AMAZON [02:25] <Captain Hayden> ^ [02:25] <Ursuul> Midas shoot me in the face pls [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> ^ [02:25] <Smgamermat77> sometimes I vomit from overeating cause I cant stop [02:25] <Captain Hayden> Where do you live Ursuul? [02:25] <Count of Howard> Urthphuul pls [02:25] <Captain Hayden> Cuz I can kill ya [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> around d.c. area [02:25] <Ursuul> p l s [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> possibly in d.c. [02:25] <Diep.iownu> hugubajuhnugabuhwolabugahasemagihahbugeehawillasemihah [02:25] <Diep.iownu> thats not a word [02:25] <Captain Hayden> Ursuul seriously. [02:26] <Ursuul> I crave that [s]mineral[/s] sweet release of death [02:26] <Captain Hayden> Don't kys [02:26] <Captain Hayden> we love you [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> around d.c.-arlington [02:26] <Captain Hayden> Ursuul [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> in case you were wondering [02:26] <Ursuul> Cap’n I’m jokin’ m8 [02:26] <Captain Hayden> You're like the father I have never had [02:26] <Count of Howard> Heck, I could walk to his house. [02:26] <Smgamermat77> OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG [02:26] <Captain Hayden> Lol [02:26] <Captain Hayden> Wait seriously Midas? [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> i'm gud detective [02:26] <Diep.iownu> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doge_(meme) JUST LEARN U STUPID ADULTS [02:26] <Count of Howard> Yeah, I'm pretty close. [02:26] <Ursuul> Alexandria&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; [02:26] <Captain Hayden> Please [02:27] <Captain Hayden> Diep.iownu [02:27] <Smgamermat77> I'm pretty sure count lives like right down the street from ursuul IRL [02:27] <Captain Hayden> Lol [02:27] <Diep.iownu> k [02:27] <Captain Hayden> Count Waves at Ursuul [02:27] <Smgamermat77> They have sleepovers on weekends. [02:27] <Smgamermat77> (lenny) [02:27] <Captain Hayden> And do the birds and the bees [02:27] <Captain Hayden> (lenny) [02:27] <Diep.iownu> gtfo of ur mommys tummy [02:27] <Smgamermat77> (youknowit) [02:27] <Ursuul> Cap’n pls [02:27] <Count of Howard> (lenny) [02:27] <Ursuul> (grin) [02:27] <Diep.iownu> gtfo = get the f*** out [02:28] <Smgamermat77> count doesn't deny it [02:28] <Smgamermat77> confirmed [02:28] <Captain Hayden> (grin2) [02:28] <Count of Howard> I'd ship it [02:28] <Captain Hayden> me too [02:28] <Captain Hayden> Hell I'm a Captain XD [02:28] <Ursuul> damn everyone is shipping things now; nerds [02:28] <Smgamermat77> ursuul needs your big masculine body to make himself feel more secure emotionally [02:28] <Ursuul> o [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> ye [02:28] <Ursuul> (blush2) [02:28] <Smgamermat77> senpai plz [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> wat about me [02:28] <Captain Hayden> Dad stop [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> i'm da banana [02:28] <Smgamermat77> SR is the iconic third wheel for comedic relief [02:29] <Captain Hayden> Banana [02:29] <Diep.iownu> EVERYBODY never mind *fall* *fall* *fall* *fall* *SLAM* [02:29] <Smgamermat77> jk lmao [02:29] <Captain Hayden> Does it fit in holes SR? [02:29] <Captain Hayden> Your banana? [02:29] <Smgamermat77> If you push hard enough (lenny) [02:29] <Captain Hayden> (grin2) [02:29] <Ursuul> hey is sororicide a crime [02:29] <Smgamermat77> uhhh [02:29] <Captain Hayden> Genocide isn't so I don't think so [02:29] <Count of Howard> Only in certain countries. [02:29] <Ursuul> like [02:29] <Ursuul> Virginia [02:30] <Smgamermat77> If she's killed during sex, then no. [02:30] <Diep.iownu> learn about the illuminati guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati [02:30] <Ursuul> damn that sounds hot [02:30] <Smgamermat77> because it was consensual [02:30] <Captain Hayden> Diep.iownu cover your eyes for 5 seconds [02:30] <Captain Hayden> Ursuul + Midas = Anal? [02:30] <Diep.iownu> k (/-\) [02:30] <Captain Hayden> Clear chat [02:31] <Ursuul> o dear [02:31] <Captain Hayden> I told the boy to cover his eyes [02:31] <Captain Hayden> So he shall never know [02:31] <Smgamermat77> Ursuul watched me rape two Pentas the other day without any protection - so clearly ursuul likes it [02:31] <Captain Hayden> Ok uncover them lad [02:31] <Ursuul> oh man [02:31] <Ursuul> that was awesome [02:31] <Smgamermat77> ^confirmed [02:31] <Ursuul> I shoulda got it on video [02:31] <Captain Hayden> (grin2) [02:31] <Captain Hayden> Sounds hot [02:31] <Ursuul> like that was one of the most epic kills I’ve ever seen in Diep.io [02:32] <Smgamermat77> Raw Booster on Penta action [02:32] <Smgamermat77> Ram me harder senpai (blush) [02:32] <Captain Hayden> That sounds so hot [02:32] <Diep.iownu> rn6 u g kh nhhg kgukgn hhngbjhn hjty minhgmhjmhgyn iyhgg yub n [02:32] <Captain Hayden> I am so sorry [02:32] <Ursuul> hush lads you’re scaring Midas with ur lewdness [02:32] <Ursuul> (l-l-lewd) [02:32] <Captain Hayden> To ruin your mind [02:32] <Smgamermat77> (grin) [02:32] <Captain Hayden> My b [02:32] <Count of Howard> ...I'm older than all of you. [02:32] <Diep.iownu> sry I slipped [02:32] <Smgamermat77> Maybe count is a masochist [02:32] <Count of Howard> Damn kids [02:32] <Smgamermat77> (eh) [02:33] <Captain Hayden> No worries Diep :) [02:33] <Captain Hayden> Midas [02:33] <Ursuul> not by much m9 [02:33] <Smgamermat77> how old u be foo? [02:33] <Count of Howard> I turned 25 yesterday. [02:33] <Smgamermat77> shiet [02:33] <Count of Howard> Too damn old for this shit. [02:33] <Captain Hayden> HAPPY BELATED BURTHDAY!! [02:33] <Smgamermat77> im the second oldest on this wiki [02:33] <Smgamermat77> assuming Z man isn't older than me too [02:33] <Ursuul> ok yeah you’re older, probably shouldn’t be hanging around dis Wiki full of children [02:33] <Captain Hayden> So is Midas the oldest? [02:33] <Ursuul> (chris) [02:33] <Diep.iownu> And Im da youngest! [02:33] <Captain Hayden> Ursuul bullshit [02:33] <Captain Hayden> I'm 16 [02:34] <Count of Howard> I ain't here by choice. Freaking Ursuul and his coding projects. [02:34] <Ursuul> ’tis true, I have enslaved him [02:34] <Captain Hayden> But it was your choice to help [02:34] <Smgamermat77> so I outrank all of you age wise :3 [02:34] <Smgamermat77> cause I stay here [02:34] <Captain Hayden> You gave consent Midas [02:34] <Ursuul> ur only 6 days older than me &gt;:( [02:34] <Smgamermat77> rekt [02:34] <Captain Hayden> And now you are getting rammed [02:34] <Count of Howard> Dammit Cap