Thread:Ursuul/@comment-29826282-20170420121427/@comment-24687156-20170421181920

"Steve was a young man. He used to live with his parents. One day he overheard them talking.

'We must not tell Steve. He will break down if we do.' came his father's voice.

'We won't tell him that he is a....' said his mother, just as he barged in.

'Why didn't you tell me already that I was adopted' he shouted at them.

'No, Steve....yer a wizard' his mother slowly replied.

'I am a what?" he asked, confused.

His father drew out a revolver, and shot Steve straight in the chest. He fell down, dead. 'Hah! April fools!', his father shouted.

'Jokes on you, I replaced your toy revolver with a real one' his mother replied, laughing.

Later that day, Donald Trump (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!) nuked the whole world."