User:Mr.BigWallofText3/How to catch a Wild Zathus

(JOKE CONCEPTION)So! You found a Wild Zathus in the chat, and you want to catch it? Look no further im here Mr.BigWallofGrylls3, your host! First you must find one of these rare creatures in its natural habitat; the Live! Chat.(or Discord) it usially tries to show dominance with its Bright Blue Text. This is what it uses to impress a mate. Now, it usually shows up with a Graviatar. Know one knows why. Now, the Zathus Likes the sound that graviatars make, called "Boss Themes". And the Zathus dreams about them making an Archprophet theme, so if you think your near a zathus, Yell the following chant: "GRAVIATAR MADE AN ARCHPROPHET THEME!!" and one should pop out! then you release your trap on it with any cartoony trap. Success! However, this species has been adapting to this, so be careful! Also, if a nearby graviatar DOES make an archprophet theme, refer to another one of the zathus's legendary bosses. Note: The Zathus probably doesnt see the light. As they burrow underground in the chat and pop out when you say the chant. However, once you catch it, it isnt easy, as you have the chance of it biting you. Or worse banning you. Last seen: Forcing a grav to draw his archprophet being a DJ. These are truly remarkable creatures. (I have done this method of catching once, it works!)