Fanon:The Lag

The Lag is a boss tank that can spawn absolutely anywhere. Created by The Tidal Wave.

Appearance
The Lag looks like a black circle with a solid ring of Gods-know-how-many barrels around it.

Phase 1: Full health
Lag: Always happening. Makes your computer lag hardcore. Music. Games. Wikipedia. Everything will lag.

Bullet spam: Spins around and spams bullets like you would expect. The bullets are so densely packed that it will wipe the area around it clean in seconds. However, they cannot pass through traps. This is The Lag's default attack.

Black hole: Stops firing and starts sucking players towards it. If players come into contact with it, they will instantly die and The Lag will absorb their current health.

Phase 2: 6001 Health
Note: Most phase 1 abilities can still be used alongside with phase 2 ones.

More lag: Replaces Lag. The initial lag doubles.

Concentrated fire: All barrels turn to face 1 player and all fire at it until it exits range or dies. Used on 5-10 players.

Smash: Retracts all barrels and gains a Smasher shell and speed. Tries to ram into players.

Repulsion: Sucks in players like Black hole. However, when about 10 players are being sucked in, they get blasted out at full force. Anything that hits these players die instantly.

Phase 3: 3001 health
Note: Most phase 1 and 2 abilities can still be used alongside with phase 3 ones.

Even more lag: Replaces More lag. The lag triples.

Barrel drones: Shoots out it's own barrels and uses them as drones. The barrels will regrow. Has a maximum drone count of 50.

Ultimate spam: Replaces Bullet spam. Bullets created have the same size, penetration, and damage as an Annihilator's, but have the speed of a Ranger's.

Backup: Calls in a Guardian, a Summoner or a Defender as backup. Used 5 times.

Final rage: When it dies, it explodes. Kills everything in a range the size of an Assassin's view.

Rewards
The player who made The Lag explode gets all the promised XP. All others who participated in battle will get 100000 XP. If players die by the Final rage explosion, XP will be granted upon respawn.