User blog:Zathsu/Boss Quote Writer for Hire

"Pentavian has been one of my favorites to do quotes for. I should be like... someone you can hire on the wiki to add quotes to your bosses or something" -Me in my Discord server yesterday, talking about writing quotes for and doing... well... this.

For those not familiar, I write a lot of battle quotes for a lot of my own bosses. They can range from goofy to serious, and anywhere in between. They can have deeper meanings, just be surface funny, epic, cliche, anything. I even have a tendency to do references. Just give me an idea of personality for the boss and I can work with that. Go as in depth as you need to or have to though. I don't mind learning more about everyone's great pages. :D

The best part is, I'll do it for free and with no other catches, except that I can come back and add more (3) I'll do it cause I enjoy it, just ask. ^-^

No having to mention my name, no having to make the page a collab with my name, none of that. I'll write your quotes for you and bam. Just ask me !

A Few Examples of My Work
"My angles compliment each other nicely!" -
 * "Your kind are constructs of terror. And soon enough, as we fade you from existence, we will learn that monsters like you could never have been real..." -
 * "If this is my end than it is not mine alone. It is the end of every pentagon. The end of every polygon. It is the end of those who knew our fight was justified. It is the end of the sky, it is the end of the sun and moon within it. It is the tides of this shore and the end of the shadows on the wall. It is the end of every metal, polygonal, or fleshy husk that fought for or with us. And so... it is The Realm too... that ends with me..." -
 * "From beyond I can hear the spirits of our fallen call. They do not vow revenge. They do not ask for bloodshed. They pray for the safety of those to come... I am here, in this Realm, to answer their prayers and help their troubled souls on..." -
 * "And so the tale will be passed on. The day we free ourselves from the iron grip of terror" -
 * "Foolish mortals. You have no idea who you stand before, or even more-so... who you are dealing with! The trouble you have caused me is inconceivable. And you consider yourselves the heroes? You raided my tower, killed my missionaries, sacked my treasury, and now plan to kill the speaker for god? And yet you still wish to fight? Knowing that in the end your pesky and pathetic lives hang in the balance? Your foolishness guides your fate... Well then, let us dance a dance of death, mortals!" -
 * "This dance of death is reaching its turning point. The crescendo followed by the collapse! We dance our endless lives away in the perpetuity of a song that doesn't end! THAT SONG? THE MIDDLE ERA!" -
 * "Let's play a little game. I summon forth lethal spells. And you DIE!" -
 * "We still surround and outnumber you four thousandfold! One for every tank and four for every side! Ah haw haw haw!" -
 * "Interlopers in our halls? Heretics in our sanctuary? Raiders in our spire? They will be dealt with! They SHALL BE JUDGED!" -
 * "You dare stand before the grand inquisitor of the Cult? You mere soldiers are in the presence of a member of the high elite! You have put your lives in my hands! Well know that before all of you die, my greatest interrogators shall pry every bit of information you know out of you!" -
 * "No... I... I have failed. The souls of those I have judged and sentenced as inquisitor pull me! I can feel their spite bite into me within their grasps! I can feel... myself... sliping into The Void... its so dark..." -
 * "You remind me of birds more than pelicans..." -
 * "According to all known laws of aviation..." -
 * "I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, we... wumbo?" -
 * "Something smells funny." -
 * "You can string cheese but can you tuna fish?" -
 * "Its out of my hands, I'm only a clock." -
 * "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -
 * "I put the 'F' in piccolo" -
 * "You have bested me, I shall admit it. But your victory was not honorable. I challenge all of you to stare me down one on one when I have recovered. This is not the last time you shall hear from the great Royale...!" -
 * "God I hope Sassafras doesn't appear... please don't let Sassafras appear..." -
 * "I'm a mean green machine with a laser beam!" -
 * "I will kill one for one! Every Hexagon destroyed is another one of you dead!" -

Further In Depth on the Very Serious Quotes to Show I Mean Business
Here I will take a few of the quotes with the deepest meanings to show how far I'm willing to go to make your characters and bosses seem alive and to show how intelligently I can write these.

"Your kind are constructs of terror. And soon enough, as we fade you from existence, we will learn that monsters like you could never have been real..." - (Because to just simple Polygons, Tanks are the monsters under the bed that, after the Disciples have exterminated them from existence, will be taught and reassured that tanks could never have existed just due to how atrocious their actions to the Polygons were... and only the Disciples, like Pentavian, will know and remember)

"If this is my end than it is not mine alone. It is the end of every pentagon. The end of every polygon. It is the end of those who knew our fight was justified. It is the end of the sky, it is the end of the sun and moon within it. It is the tides of this shore and the end of the shadows on the wall. It is the end of every metal, polygonal, or fleshy husk that fought for or with us. And so... it is The Realm too... that ends with me..." - (This is said when Pentavian dies. Basically hes saying the entire world, The Realm, and everything in it, knows tanks do awful things to the Polygons and should be destroyed for it and that in his death, the one true Disciple and leader who never bickers and works only toward their unity, the cause is lost. And so, it all ends for them)

"This dance of death is reaching its turning point. The crescendo followed by the collapse! We dance our endless lives away in the perpetuity of a song that doesn't end! THAT SONG? THE MIDDLE ERA!" - (The Archprophet, being the main villain of the Tale of Diep, knows what he's talking about, an intelligent and powerful entity in the world. For those who do not know, the Archprophet's main goal is to ressurect Panzer, the god of The Realm that was sealed away. Following his sealing, the world entered The Middle Era. The Middle Era has since been defined by the endless conflict between the Tank Empire and Cult of Panzer. It is assumed the Middle Era will end either when the Archprophet gives in and surrenders, or when he successfully returns Panzer to the realm, either allowing the world to move on to the next era. In this quote, the Archprophet pretty much solidifies that he will NEVER surrender and that with every death Panzer revives him. Yet it also acknowledges he knows his place as the villain and that tanks are the heroes and that they will never lose. Therefore... the Middle Era will never end. And he's prone to music analogies so that explains the context)