Thread:QUEEN AYSHA/@comment-29771477-20170502030256

Right, so....this was pretty cringe so brace yoursleves cringey bad so like, I liked a few of the lgbt posts on instagram (psst more than a few,like 20) but I made sure to keep em mixed in with memes an shiz unfortunately tho I made the mistake of putting down my phone instead of bringing it to the computer desk so like half an hour into my time lazily reading ursuuls (your) wall and stuff, I realize my mom and dad are just sitting there huddled together looking at my phone (insert sr saying "woahhhh") At this point I'm like SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK DAMN ABORT ABORT in my head (EXTREME PUN INCOMING) 8:12 Ursuul shit why the fuck would they look at yer phone 8:12 QUEEN AYSHA Me: I gotta remain staright faced oh god pun not intended ABORT PUN NOT INTENDED XD S T R A I G H T F A C E D BA-DUM-CHHHHHHHHH SR: no response haha but why? because you, like Roxy, don't understand the struggles of having an abusive mom and a VERY overprotective father bad combo they keep switching between arguing about boundaries and keeping me from doing things it's actually kinda funny most of the time tbh but yeah, that was part of the agreement ofgetting me a phone do you not know that's a thinhg popular with parents today? it is trust meh damn i type too much have you caught up yet? XD 8:14 Ursuul I mean if it is, that’s fucked I had my computers & devices locked down tight 8:15 QUEEN AYSHA ......it is??? ......Ursuul wha? it's not fucked it's just overprotective 8:15 Ursuul I had VPN, which I bought with my own money as a kid that I still have to this day no one saw any of my stuff 8:15 QUEEN AYSHA I'm broke lol yeah but you're obvi a techy gamer type like my frands I told ya, I'm the only non-gamer arond for miles I don't count as a gamer because I only play mope.io diep.io and subway surfers i shit you not Right, so what happned anyways I turn and look at them and say "hey guys can I have my phone back" and my mom of course is like "the agreement was I could pick up your phone and look at it if I want" and OF COURSE they kinda sucker me into arguing with them cuz I say "dad has looked at it 4 times already" and then I'm bickering with HIM cuz he says it hasn't been that many times so I say "gimme my phone come on" and my mom just comes and drops the bomb: She says: "Aysha.....why are you liking all this gay stuff?" that's where I stopeed with sr call me when you're ready for me to continue, I'ma go finsih tellin sr what happned ay caramba, you two abandoned me again I don't have much time 35 mins 8:21 Ursuul I’m good keep going I’m checking in 8:21 QUEEN AYSHA you've read ALL of that ? 8:22 Ursuul ye keep goin’ 8:22 QUEEN AYSHA OH yeah, my mom just came right out and asked me that! So for like a milisecond I'm frozen, and my whole body feels like it's drowing in....hot peanut butter or something just like, drowning feeling then my brain forces my mouth to say somethin and all of a sudeen I say: ......BECAUSE I SUPPORT...THEM....peo... and just like trail off btw I'm sorry this is painfully slow I trail off and my mom hits me with another bomb: "You're not GAY are you?" to which I lie-ish (I have a preference for females so.....EUGH CRINGE) and say quickly: "No, mom, I'm not gay" trying to sound annoyed-ish then I say "I'm not gay, I just support them. I support people like Roxanne (briefly consider then decide against outing Bri, my other friend and Roxy's gf)." 8:30 Ursuul daym 8:30 QUEEN AYSHA dmn indeed but at this point I'm starting to mumble, because I mumble when I'm nervous or afraid so mymom surprises me and goes: "Are you telling me that Roxanne is GAY?" 8:32 Ursuul o lort 8:32 QUEEN AYSHA i know right! to which I mumble No, pansexual" but since I'm mubling and my dad also says "no pansexual" she can't hear and goes ROXANNE'S TRANS?! then my dad goes "What the hell is that?" and my mom goes "she wants to be a boy and she's a girl." (lordy lorddy lord) then I go 8:34 Ursuul lul 8:34 QUEEN AYSHA No, she's PAN to which my MOM goes "What the hell is that?" and I say "it means you like people regardless of their gender" internally freaking out then my dad goes the god forbidden line "She's just bi then, there's ONLY TWO GENDERS" ONLY. TWO. GENDERS. 8:36 Ursuul ehm do go on 8:37 QUEEN AYSHA so then of course I gi 8:42 Ursuul then you go what? 8:46 QUEEN AYSHA SORRY PARENTS WERE LOOKING AT SCREEN right right 8:47 Ursuul kk 8:47 QUEEN AYSHA so I go quitely (warning political opinion incoming take it or leave it) " There's more than two genders. You can be agender, transgender, genderfluid, trigender- Mom: "TRIGENDER?! Explain what that is! and I just try to dodge the question and go "It's when someone is0 she interjects: *counting fingers* There's male (one), and female (two),. What else? and non binary or whatever ^that's what I said and my dad repeats "There's only two then my parents start arguing amongst themselves "What about Bruce Jenner" "Yeah, he's a man" No he's not-well, he's both. He's still got a enis then my mom: then my mom, quietly: "let's talk about this later" 8:54 Ursuul you do realize that transgender isn’t a gender though right? it’s just a phrase for someone who is different from their assigned gender at birth, they’re still male or female. 8:54 QUEEN AYSHA IF you choose there's some people who fluctuate and therefore call "transgender" as a gender I gtg real soon one sec 8:56 Ursuul if you don’t choose then you aren’t transgender by definition 8:57 QUEEN AYSHA by definition definitions are manmade, so they're flexible but not 5 mins later, they argue a little more then my mom says "I hope you're not gaY' and gives me my phone back that's it I have to go now Goodbye Ursuul, will tell you the rest maybe tomorrow but probs not if not, then thrursda for sure 8:59 Ursuul Definitions are descriptive terms, they describe things that are. If you are born in the wrong body & have dysphoria, & then associate with the opposite gender, that is what we describe as being transgender. 8:59 QUEEN AYSHA I'ma get out of my whole of endless overdue assignments by saturday 8:59 Ursuul ok 8:59 QUEEN AYSHA Bye! Dad's getting mad 8:59 Ursuul kk cya 9:00 QUEEN AYSHA see ya on thursday when i have freedom 
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 * oh
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 * penis