Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-30500507-20180401041931

OH HO HO, PATHETIC MORTALS! It is I, the here again to remind you that you are no more than waste to be spread across the annals of history, forgotten no more than a peasant in the old ages.

I have become a Senior Administrator, after popular demand called for it. And with that, I will come to establish dominance over this plane of reality at last! Something I vowed to do, so long ago... August 2017.

My first act as Senior Administrator, will be to get revenge on that foul fruit,, by hitting him with a 1-minute block! OH HO HO! THE BURNS HE WILL FEEL! I will make him regret EVER standing against ME! How dare he so over-confidently wade in his past accomplishments, only to realize they don't matter, as I surpass him in this race to rule the wiki.

My future plans involve making the Archprophet gadget, a wiki-wide change that cannot be altered at all, or any time in the future. If I am to become a leader and face of the wiki, it must be represented such. Ursuul doesn't count. He doesn't understand TRUE power and therefore he won't be accounted for. I am, after all, the leader of an establishment that has survived centuries of conflict, and guide the history an Era. Has Banarama done that? I THINK NOT!

I will be taking over the Third Conception Tournament, and letting get some well-deserved rest. Cats do sleep most of the day, and it must be tiring watching a useless struggle that will end in victories by 80% of the time. So you can expect the Game Mechanics category up tomorrow, regardless of what Zathsu said. I don't celebrate a heretical holiday such as Easter, so I will be able to keep watch. Worry not, citizens of this realm, you are now in good hands.

Also, E G G S. Or so I was told. I don't know much more about them. That's something you will have to find out for yourselves (though honestly you're all probably too mentally incapable. Especially Banarama).

I look forward to the coming of this brand new age of Cult dominance over the wiki! It will be a grand future, I assure you, as long as you submit. Or else, metaphorically of course, you will DIE! Surely though, expect great things! I have many more plans I'd love to reveal, but cannot right now. I'll be talking with Ursuul about it.

Sincerely, the Archprophet 💀

  