User blog comment:Banarama/GOODBYE 2017, HELLO 2018!/@comment-26806340-20180101191928/@comment-30039312-20180102180533

Jan: New year was nice but petards and sheit.

Feb: Yooo me bday, got some noice SHET.

Mar: In romania we have some love festival, I'm an introvert... EVERYBODY HAS TO DO IT *my face went like a fucking turnip because I'm the shyest person in the fucking world*

Apr: I failed at pranks, fuck that... ;-;

May: Nothing interesting, life as normal

Jun: YES YES WE ESCAPED I GOT VACATION, is it just me or is it incredibly warm here?

Jul: Too, hot, I'm sweating

Aug: Send... Help... Need... Water, Too hot!

Sept: Ah praise the lor- Oh shit no. NO NONONO

Oct: Spooky scary skeletonz

Nov: No Nut Nov ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ).

Dec: My name birthday and Chirstmas, I was fat as shit on either day due to the excessive amount of food

Dec 31st: *Bangs on roof* LET ME SLEEP YOU IDIOTS!