User blog:The Archprophet/Be My Valentine

HELLO AGAIN PATHETIC MORTALS! IT IS I, THE ARCHPROPHET, HERE AGAIN TO TELL YOU TO JOIN THE CULT OR DIE!

Or am I?

Recently I have been thinking: What in The Void's name is a Saint Valentine? I heard people use the word Valentine all day and have looked it up only to find HERESY the reason behind this. And it got me interested... in this day of love.

But why love each other when you can love Panzer instead, OH HO HO? I have deemed this a worthless day of masked remorse where all the people here on Diep.io Wikia (that aren't my followers, because don't worry guys you're all dear to me), like the INSOLENT BANARAMA sit alone in a dark room only lit by their computer screens, crying, eating chocolate from their families in heart shaped boxes because their too repulsive both physically and mentally to even be graced with the embrace of someone who 'loves them'. So go on you rotting banana. I know you're reading this. Inhale massive quantities of your despair chocolates and join the in your Misery.

As for the rest of you, given the strings of love being pulled today. I have a gift for all of you... it's a letter, with a wax seal? Isn't that fancy, eh? Now open it. Surprise. Its a Tide ad.