User:Tacocat247/Corruption: A Diep.io Story

'HELP... This place, This facility... It's not safe... Oh no... It's coming... [Unintelligible] Run... Run NOw!!! No... No!!! You stay away from me... YOU STAY AWA-'

Chapter 1~ The Beginning
Tacocat247- So what shall I do today... Hmm... Let's see... Finish MultiBox branch... Make a new tank... Help a spawned tank... That's it!

~ Tank Spawns~

Jason- Hi

Tacocat247: Hello, do you need help?

Jason: yes, I need toilet paper..

Tacocat247: OK..... I can't help you with that...

~ A group of tanks go to Taco's house ~

Crumble: FP er trsaau need yjod jpidr?

MR.Potato Tank: yes we do.

Tacocat247: Hello... Who are you?

Mr.Potato Tank: we want to steal your house and make it a nuclear survival bunker. Strict orders by our god... David... In his cult...

Tacocat247: No. You can't just take my house away from me. I bought it, with my own tankits. 54 to be exact.

Crumble: Yslr oy.

Mr.Potato Tank: We have taken it.

Tacocat247: No... I will fight you!

~ Crumble used his steamroller cannon to knock taco backward, away from his house. Mr.Potato Tank puts lasers on the door. ~

Tacocat247: Hey, you can't just do that!

Mr.Potato Tank: Too late

~ Mr.Potato Tank and Crumble go away. ~

Tacocat247: Hey... Those guys look suspicious..... are they also part of David's Cult? Ima follow them...

~ 2 minutes later ~

???: We have witnessed something illegal...

???: What happened?

Tacocat247: This is interesting...

~ A Manager appears behind Tacocat ~

Tacocat247: Hey! Where are you taking me!?!? This Auto Trapper needs answers!!! I nee-

~ The Manager muffles tacocat247 ~

???: I am taking you to your answer, you have some explaining to do...

Chapter 2 ~ The Agent
???: I noticed this intruder in the hallway.

???: WHO IS IT?

~ The figures loud voice shakes the room ~

Tacocat247: Me...

???: EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

Tacocat247: 2 tanks took my house! They said they were part of a cult.

???: Did they put Lasers on the door?

Tacocat247: Yes.

???: Lemme guess... David's Cult?

Tacocat247: Yes.

???: Oh, we are sorry...

Chapsteck4yurlipis: Well, I might as well introduce myself. I am Agent Chap. But My name is Chapstek4yurlipis. You may call me Chap. The manager over there is called [MG] Spin2Team.

[MG] Spin2team: Hello.

Chapstek4yurlipis: So, you want to know who David's Cult is, right?

Tacocat247: Yes. I also what to know who David is.

Chapsteck4yurlipis: Well, we have to go to BeniTehCobCannon. He has the answers your looking for. [MG] Spin2team, look after this place while I'm gone. I'll be gone for a while. Oranges.

~ 4 minutes later ~

Chap: Were here!

Tacocat247: This rusty old shack?

Chap: Yes, this place used to be taken by David but it was, slightly, remodelled.

Tacocat247: Well... Let's go in...

???: Hello Travellers.....

Chap: Hello.....

Chapter 3 ~ The Explaination
Tacocat247: So youre BeniTehCobCannon?

Beni: Yes, but please just call me beni. So, you want to know who David is right?

Chap: Yes, well Tacocat247 does.

Tacocat247: Who is David?

Beni: David is a being that is from another world. A higher plane of existance. Tanks believed he was a god and worshipped him, resulting in David's Cult.

Tacocat247: So thats how it happened...

Chap: David announced a revolutionary war was going to happen. So tanks stole houses and turned them into bunkers. For a war.

Tacocat247: Is there a way to destroy David?

Beni: There is one way. In his limbo, there is a button that he cant press. Pressing the button kills him.

Tacocat247: Where is this button?

Chap: In a place thats is know as the exclusion zone, But you may know it as The Far Lands. It in the old mothership arena.

Tacocat247: Well lets go there, stop David's cult,  and kill David.

Beni: ill come with you and help. You may need some.

Chap: Ok, if we want to stop David, then we need to go NOW!

Chapter 4 ~ The Free-Roam
Chap: The old mothership arena.. First of all, what it is and where is it.

Beni: Mothership is an arena where tank souls are put in giant overpowered beasts simply known as motherships. Similar to domination. It got replaced with a maze. A FLIPPIN MAZE!!! As to where it is, we have to go to the 4 teams arena and find a way to go out of bounds.

???: Did someone say go out of bounds?

Tacocat247: BeniTehCobCannon did.

Beni: ...

ArenaCloser1337: I can help!

Beni: Ahhh! An arena closer!!! Run!!!

ArenaCloser1337: No, don't run. I'm not going to kill you. I'm just here to help.

Chap: How?

ArenaCloser1337: I can give you the power to go out of bounds like us arena closers can!

Tacocat247: Can we use it?

ArenaCloser1337: Well that's the problem... Some hacker took it. I think he had 3 of every weapon and had a circular black body. Come back when you get it cause I can't move or do my job.

Chap: We will!

ArenaCloser1337: Hey! That's Him over there! With 3 smashers! He seems to be hacking them

Beni: Well

Tacocat247: Let's help them!

Chap: Why would you want to help The Hacker?

Tacocat247: The 3 Smashers.

Beni: Wait, those are the 3 best Rammers in the world...

Tacocat247: They don't seem to be doing so well...

ArenaCloser1337: Go now! They might need assistance!

Chapter 5 ~ The Hackers Job
Hacker: The operation is going successful, just like you said it would be...

David: Good. Come back at 7:18. Or else, you know what's coming to you.

Hacker: Yes Master...

~ Transmission off ~

David: I hope he actually does something or I'll stick him in the Cluster.

King Ball: I can hear you.

David: Shut up and be useful, defect!!!

King ball: Excuse me? What did you just call me?

David: I called you a useless defect an that's what you are compared to my power

King ball: Excuse me!?!? I have the power to kill you! To annihilate you! In fact, I can do it by pressing this little button of yours.

David: Now, we wouldn't need to duel over this.

King ball: we'll see about that!

~ King Ball shoots David ~

David: Ugh... I guess I have no need of you.

~ David kicks King Ball out of the exclusion zone ~

David: *yelling* Have a nice stay wherever you land!

~ Back to 4 teamz ~

Real auto smasher: I'll kill you! You dirty hacker! I'll ram you!

~ Real auto smasher has been killed by Hacker ~

Blades: You, you clod! I'll ram you! That will teach you a lesson!

~ Blades has been killed by Hacker ~

Glass smasher: Oh no... I need to hide!

~ Glass smasher is thinking~

Glass smasher: What do I do, what do I do, what do I do...

Tacocat247: Hey, you leave those poor smashers alone!

Glass smasher: What are you doi-

~ Glass smasher has been killed by Hacker ~

Chap: What did you do!?!?

Tacocat247: Did I just... Oh no... I'm so sorry...

Hacker: Thank you for doing my job for me!

Tacocat247: Hey wait! Where are you taking me!?!? I.. I didn't mean to do it!!!

Hacker: Your going to David. I finally got what I needed... I don't need this anymore. Your pet arena closer can have it back

ArenaCloser1337: Why you little-

Beni: Calm down... Jesus...

Chap: Well, at least we got the out of bounds thing.

ArenaCloser1337: Yes, and I can move again... We need to find Taco though...

Chapter 6 ~ The Button
King ball: I'm Back! And I'm here to press that button of yours.

David: Don't try it.

Tacocat247: Can I leave now?

Hacker: No.

Dave: Hi David!

David: Ugh... How long have you been gone?

Dave: 3 years.

Chap: Let Taco go!

David: Eh... I'd rather not.

Beni: Hello.

Tacocat247: Thank god!

Beni: Now, we need to press that button!

Dave: No.

David: Don't try.

Tacocat247: I will

Beni: Do it! I'll keep them distracted!

Dave: Get out of the way!

David: No!

Chap: Press it!

Tacocat247: Yes...

David: No!

~ Tacocat247 presses the button ~

David: NOOO! You, you-

Chap: We got him!

David: -you're absolute fools. This button will only make me grow in power! Good luck defeating me! Hee hee hee!

~ The bomb explodes ~

David: Now we'll start the war...

Chapter 7 ~ The War
David: Have a nice "Trip"!

~ David kicks everyone out ~

Chap: You... LIAR...

Beni: well, we all make mistakes...

~ in another place ~

Tacocat247: Uhg... where are we?

ArenaCloser1337: Looks like a Pentagon Nest.

Graviatar: Who are you two? Are you here to kill us Pentagons? We have feelings too you know!

Tacocat247: No! David kicked us out after we pressed a button.

Graviatar: So that's what caused the explosion...

ArenaCloser1337: What explosion?

Graviatar: Look over there...

Tacocat247: Oh My God...

Graviatar: David's war really has begun...

~ In another Place ~

David: Aha! My first tank! BEE.

Bee: Czeçz. Hëlø- 404 Error Language software Bee corrupted.

David: Great... I guess I have to fix it. Or... Dave! You'll fix him for me.

Dave: OK I guess so...

David: The War has begun. I can't believe that Auto Trapper was dumb enough to do that...

Chapter 8 ~ The War (Cont.)
Chap: OK.... We are back...

[Mg] Spin2team: We heard an explosion. It destroyed the building. It destroyed every building.

Mr. Potato Tank: Yes it did. And I am here to arrest you for breaking a law.

Beni: Us?

Mr. Potato Tank: Yes. Under David's cult. Doing things that would otherwise make this war not possible.

~ Mr. Potato Tank arrests Chap, Beni, and everyone else in the building ~

Mr. Potato Tank: You are going to the zoo. Along with Master Ov and the other tanks not a part of the cult. You can try to run. You can try to hide. But it won't work. We WILL find you...

~ Back to the Pentagon nest ~

ArenaCloser1337: We need to go back!

Tacocat247: Where?

ArenaCloser1337: Back to the far lands!

Graviatar: Oh no... I hated that place...

???: You aren't going anywhere...

Chapter 9 ~ Return to the Far Lands: Part 1
Tacocat247: Who are you?

???: you don't need to know that. But you need to be knocked out.

ArenaCloser1337: NO!!!

~ ??? knocks tacocat247 out ~

Tacocat247: Where am i?

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:Th͞a͜͡t͞ ̸̢̨d͜o̕͝ę̕͜s͠҉n͝t̸̢͡ ̨m̢҉a̸̷͟t̸t͟e҉̀͠r̀҉̧...́

Taococat247: It Doesn't?

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:N̡͞o̧.̶̀..͏̸͝ ͠C̷o̧m͜é͢͢ ̨C̷̛l̢͞͡oś̴͜er̨̛.̢.̛.̴

Tacocat247: NO!

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:I̴ ͡a̢̛͘m ̨͘a ̴̢g̀͡͠l҉̸̷i̴͝t̷̀c̛h̵ ̢͟t͜͝aņķ.̴̨.̕͏.҉

Tacocat247:I like glitches.

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:Y͏e̡s.͝.̧͡.͘͢ ̧C̛o̡m̕ȩ̷ ͏̸Ç̕͜l҉͠o̢s͠҉͟er̡͟.̨͢.̸̢̕.̸

???: Wake Up...

???: Wake up...

Tacocat247: Huh?

???; Oh no... Is he?

???: No. He is in a coma.

Tacocat247: Who are you?

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:T͏h̶͠a̕͡t͘̕ ̶̢d̛o͢͜҉es̕҉n͢'̀̕t͘͟ ́͘m͝͞a̕tţe̸r͘̕.͏.̢͞. ҉́com͞҉e ̶̛c̀l͡͡o͏̢͝s̡e̸̢r.̵̨.̸͟.

Tacocat247: AUGH!!!

Graviatar: Are you ok?

Tacocat247:NO! ITS PAINFUL!!!

Tucker: You were in a coma. You have to stay here for a while.

Tacocat247: Who are you? AUGH!

Tucker: I am Tucker. The doctor here that is hel- WAIT! NO!

ArenaCloser1337: Oh no...

~ Tacocat247 falls back into a coma. Dave is fixing bee ~

Dave: Why am i doing this.

David: It'll pay off for both of us. I wouldn't work with you if I didn't like you

Chap: Can we get out?

Beni: Yes please, i am starving over here.

Dave: Oh you better shut up! Or I'll stick you to the Cluster!

David: He will do it!

Dave: Don't you have something to do?

David: Oh yeah. OK everyone in my cult! Gather around! We have done it. We have started the war.

~ Davids cult starts to chant ~

David: WHO ARE WE?!?!

Davids cult: We are who we are!

David: what do we want?

Davids Cult:Protection!

David: What else?!?!

Davids Cult:Destruction!

~ Davids Cult and David take the chanting to the Pentagon Nest ~

Davids Cult: *yelling* We are who we are!

David: YES!

Davids Cult: We are who we are!

David: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!

Davids Cult: We are who we are!

David: I AM YOUR GOD NOW!

Davids Cult: We are who we are!

David: OK you can stop now

Davids Cult: ...

David:I AM YOUR GOD NOW! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!

~ Somewhere nearby... ~

Nonation: What the heck is this doing in that nest over there? Those intruders! I heard there's a war... now what's his name...?

El Armadillo: WHAT THE *** IS THIS ***?!?!

Trapperzoid: ... David?

Heptazoid: DAVID!!??

~ Hepazoid hides in its hexagonal shield, and shivers nervously ~

Trapperzoid: Don't worry... you're with us! You're okay! The Nonation will keep us safe... she's very resilient!

Heptazoid: *Muffled* Thank you...

~ Back to the hospital ~

ArenaCloser1337: I really hope he gets better

Graviatar: Me too. i mean, i just met him. I don't like it when that happens to tanks.

Tucker: I hope he does too. What happened to this tank wasn't right.

Graviatar: Maybe, the tank that knocked taco out was a part of Davids cult...

Tucker: David?

ArenaCloser1337: Yes. We are trying to stop us.

Tucker: Tell me what happened.

~ Tacocat247 is wandering around in a dream state ~

Tacocat247: What is even going on? I feel numb.

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:Tha͠t̴̷̵ ca͞n̛̕ ̶͠b̛͜҉ȩ̧́ e͏͏̢x̛͞pla͠ín͘͢e҉d͏̧͠.̢͠

Tacocat247: It can?

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:Y̴͘e͠ş͟.̕.̧͞.̸͘

Tacocat247: How?

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜: Y̨o̕͜u ҉҉ar̶̀͘e͏ ̛í̢n̨̢ a̛ ͞d̴͞r̀͝͡e͏̵a̵m ͏l҉i̡̛͢k͡e ̛s͢t͘a̕͏҉t͏e..̶̶.́

Tacocat247: I am?

???: His fears are BEE LORD and Oreo cookies.

Tacocat247: Who are those voices... They sound so... Familiar...

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜:Įg̷̡̡nor̢͞e̸͝ ͞͞t҉̢h҉e̵m̵̢̀ ̷f̴͜o̶r̸̨ ̸̧͞n̨o̢͟w̢͜.̵́.̴. ̴W͘e͝ ̢nee̛͝d̸̀ ̢t̵͏͜o͝ ̡͠҉d̴͢͝o͘͞ ̸́so̢m̵̛͟e̶̕t̸̡h̶i̶͠n͢͜͠g̴̛ ͠h҉͘͞e͞r͝e͝.̧.̕.

Tacocat247: OK. I will ignore them.

Chapter 10 ~ Return to The Far Lands: Part 2
Tucker: He has to be on life support. He is bleeding badly and has to be on there. Otherwise, Taco would die. You have to leave here. You have to stop David.

Graviatar: OK.

ArenaCloser1337: OK.

~ The sight where David proclaimed that he was a god is shown into view. ~

Nonation: I can't believe this....

Spreader: Y'all Fire!

Heptazoid: i'm scared...

Trapperzoid: It's OK. I'm here for you.

David: Hmm... So many to choose... THIS ONE!!!

Spreader: David you... Now, Y'all Listen real closely... This here cult of yers has been destroying our fields.

David: So what, we don- HEY! STOP SHOOTING ME WITH THOSE QUASARS!

Industrian: No. I wont stop.

David: MAYBE THIS WILL STOP YOU!!!

~ David snaps his fingers. The Industrian suffers immense damage. The Industrian dies. ~

David: YES!

~ Rainbow polygons and Quasars explode from the Industrians body. The other boss tanks are pushed back by the explosion. Over in the hospital, Tacocat, still being in a coma, is doing better. ~

Tacocat247: What do we have to do?

X́͏y̵͞v̵ ̀W̡͢͠d͝t̨́ćf̕͏̛g̛zs͘͠ȩ̛z͢gk͜ ͜: 1͠͏şt҉ ̴͘͜o̕f͏ a̷l͡l̵̀̕,̷ ́y̶̴͢o̧u̷ ̵͡ha̡v҉̴e ̵͟t̶o͝҉ ҉ùn͠d̴̨̕ȩŕş̶͞ţ̶̧a̧̛n͠d̛͝ ̸̵͏m̛͡͠e̶̶͜ b́͘͞e̡t́͜t̡͞e̶͜r̶͢͏.̀.̡͜͟.̀͡͡

Tacocat247: Ok.

Xyv: Can you understand me better?

Tacocat247: Yes.

Xyv: So, we need to do a few things here.

Tacocat247: Like what?

Xyv: We need to find a facility here and get something from here.

Tacocat247: OK. That should be easy. since im in a dream-like state, then i wouldnt get damaged, right?

Xyv: Wrong. There is still a risk. Dying in this state, has you dying in real life.

Tacocat247: Oh no... What about you

Xyv: Me? I'm not supposed to be here. I'm just a glitch in the code.

~ ArenaCloser1337 and Graviatar are deep in the far lands ~

Graviatar: So, why are we here?

ArenaCloser1337: There is something in these lands that will help us defeat David. A glitch.

Graviatar: Where is it?

ArenaCloser1337: I think its in an old facility here. Called Zeach's Development room. Zeach being the developer.

Graviatar: The Developer. You mean THE DEVELOPER?

ArenaCloser1337:Yep!

Graviatar: So, we go there, get the glitch, and get out?

ArenaCloser1337: Yeah, i think so...

Graviatar: I'm just worried about Taco. I mean, Taco is in a coma because of a tank. I hate that guy.

ArenaCLoser1337: Well, im sure Taco will get better. But for now, lets get that Glitch Tank.

Chapter 11 ~ The Hadron

 * Coming Soon!