Board Thread:Résumés/@comment-29078918-20160805011017/@comment-29078918-20160806235333

SuperRobot9338 wrote: A,B,Who cares; I dunno C, and yes, because they invented shiny plastic and really thin text. I do, however, know what Apple's best ad was; a person smashing an IBM PC 'cause he got a syntax error and is too lazy to call IT. There were actually multiple ads; another one featured a secretary shooting one with a shotgun. I like the one that Mac was like:

Mac: Hey PC!

PC: Hey you heard the news?

Mac: What news?

PC: Windows 7 came out, and it's not gonna have the problem that Vista had. (Which is true)

Mac: I feel like I heard it before?


 * Flashback to 2006*

PC: Hey Mac, have you heard the news?

Mac: What news?

PC: Windows Vista is out, it's not gonna have the problems of Windows XP.


 * Flashback to 2001*

PC: It's not gonna have the problems of Windows 98


 * 1998*

PC: It's not gonna have the problems of Windows 95


 * 1995*

PC: It's not gonna have the problems of Windows 3.0, Trust me


 * Back to original time*

PC: This time it's gonna be different, trust me.


 * Smirk*