Thread:El armadillo/@comment-19218166-20170217174850/@comment-29771477-20170218135637

How nice that I am cancer.

It's going to be so fun invading people's bodies and causing them to die and lose their families forever.

Even though,  I'm cancer, I'm probably the fastest accurate typer here, but somehow I guess I don't have fingers, cuz cancer doesn't have fingers too.

That means that Bananas are cancer too. You must be dead because you've probably eaten something with banana in it.

So actually I can't be cancer beause if I'm cancer that means bananas are cancer, and I've eaten bananas but cancer kills you and I can't type if I'm dead, especially not this fast (the typing, not the death).

So thanks for telling me I'm a corpse now. 'ppreciate it.