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Friendly water dragon who tries to do too many things at once. Local unpunniness and. Knows too much, likes paradoxes, and manages to be French and British at the same time. Lurking/active on Discord, Chat, etc. for basically too much of the time. Is cursed with British timezone. If you have a question, go and ask him/her (you will never know) on their (D) Message Wall, and they'll get back to you in however long it takes. Also hated by Patrik, Banana, Ursuul, and Nobellion because of that colon in their name: it ruins CSS.

also one of three moderators compared to one of seven sentinels AAAAA