User:BeniTehCobCannon/Veni Vici, the Shopkeeper

"OH MY STARS! A customer! Say, you're not part of the cult, right?"

Veni Vici is a shopkeeper who appears in servers at random times. BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS2jczNsIU0&t

Appearance
When you encounter Veni, they will appear in a wooden shop-like background. They are a basic tank, barrel pointing north-east. Veni's eyes and mouth are on its body.

Shop Items
all items are listed in score cost for convieniency. If you have a special currency you'd like to add, add the costs beside the items, like how I put mine.

Common Items
Rusty Blade (100 score). A rusty sword blade that can do a bit of extra damage in melee combat. Sold all the time.

Rusty Barrel (150 score). Adds a rusty barrel to your current build, doing a bit of extra damage. Sold all the time.

Rusty Rust (1 score). Allows you to throw a chunk of rust for a bit of extra damage. Stacks to 100. Sold all the time.

Rusty Helmet (250 score). Allows you to wear a rusty helmet, giving you a bit more health. Sold all the time.

Poly-lyzer (300 score). Allows you to fertilize random polygons to only your benefit, giving them more value. Sold all the time, half price on Earth Day.

Ancient Parts (30,000 score). Looks like it could help build a potentially dangerous machine. Sold Monday and Saturday.

Rare Items
Taco of Wealth (15,000 score). Heals your player instantly. Sold Monday-Saturday.

Djaldjakrbwkdjsn (1,000 score). An ancient, dull sword that helps in Melee combat. Sold Monday-Saturday.

Used Cannon (1,500 score). A barrel with use in ranged damage. Sold Monday-Saturday.

Smasher Shell (2,500 score). A soft, shell used by basic smashers long ago. Sold Monday-Saturday.

Kazoo and Banjo (10,500 score). Who left these behind? When played, these instruments increase ally's bullet damage and reload for 15 seconds. Sold Wednesday-Sunday.

Cob Cannon (300,000 score). A delicious weapon of destruction. Destroys everything in FOV upon activation. Sold Wednesday-Sunday.

David's Shirt (200,000 score). A graphic tee that displays the words "MEGA WRONG!" on it. Wonder why it's sold at such a high price. Sold Wednesday-Sunday.

Legendary Items
Master Sword (100,000 score). No reference. Seriously. Sold Saturday-Sunday.

Platinum Barrel (105,000 score). The best barrel you can get! High-quality performance!

Hylian Shield (120,000 score). No reference again. Protects against David's sword for 20 hits. Protects against 3,000 Arena closer shots. Sold Saturday-Sunday.

300 Cups o' Coffee (500,000 score) Triples all your stats for 10 minutes. Sold Saturday-Sunday from 12:00 AM to 11:59 AM.

Bandit Dash (ability) (750,000 score) Allows you to become invisible and dash right up into your enemies faces! +5 bonus cool points included. Sold Saturday-Sunday.

Tre's Shoe (200,000 score) Repels enemy tanks. Sold Saturday-Sunday.

Dialogue
This Dialogue appears when you enter the shop.

"OH MY STARS! A customer! Say, you're not part of the cult, right?"

"Thank Creator, more business!"

This Dialogue appears after you buy something.

"I've got plenty more to sell, and I'll accept almost any currency. Literally."

"Might be a bit waterlogged, but it still works!"

"The best some other guy did on an item like this was 25 tankit. Cheapo."

* mopping the tables* "Good luck with that! I hope it doesn't break!"

This Dialogue appears when you press the "Talk" button.

* mops the table, while looking slightly sad* "thanks for talking with me. I haven't had a true conversation since after Da-... eh... someone came in and decided to take over the world."

"No, I'm not part of the cult. I just don't like him."

"I feel lucky he didn't try to take everything in the shop."

"He took over about... 50 years ago. I've been afraid to go out ever since."

"Why are you asking me questions?"

"J-just go... I don't want to talk about it." (you are then forced out of the shop.)