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Deletofass, A species branching off the Sassafrassio family. Also a boss.

L33Ks are a y-shaped polygon, with the top branches being green and the base being white. Similar to something but can't put my diddly darn ho finger on it. They will spawn everywhere on the map right before deleto joins.

lettuc is a green polygon that heals a player after killed with body damage but after time gives withdrawal and quickly 'fires an mp5 bullet at them. 'WILL beep if annoyed.

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Deletofass, similar to sassafras, although with considerably higher health (5480111811 hp) and no spawners. Has mp5s instead of regular weapons, His eye can lazor a tank into becoming 3 deletos. Each spawns enough lettuc to beep like earrape if annoyed.

Oh boy here comes the

BEHAVIOUR
Spawning:

Deletofass spawns slowly because all OS's lag upon doing it, so you get elevator music to stay patient.

Stage 1:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU plays while in stage 1)

Lettuce starts to spawn around deletofass like crashers around a nest. During this the only uses his mp5s which shoot a flash of yellow towards a player exactly halving their current hp.

When taken down to 3/4 of his hp stage 2 will start and he will shout "A U R O R A  B O R E A L I S"

Stage 2:

(https://youtu.be/dcGmj9TYLqk?t=18s plays during this) Deletofass will start to use his eye lazor during this battle and if 6 L33Ks exactly are around him in a near-hexagonal manner he will drop the mp5s, grab the L33Ks, start spinning them and sing https://youtu.be/qmf9JkedPR8?t=17s for 10 straight seconds. Until then players can grab the mp5s and shoot deletofass, altough it only does minor damage. It has high bullet speed and reload though. Deletofass will then grab his weapons form the inferior players and start attacking yet again, this repeats until stage 3. After 2/4 of his hp is gone stage 3 starts.

Stage 3:

(https://youtu.be/NBAE-H_OyO0 will play during this) Deletofass's reload doubles and his aim gets better. He will start running around like a lunatic. All while spinning crazily. He'll start shouting random meme quotes as the battle goes on. Such as "STEAMED HAMS" or "A LIGHTSWITCH". This will go on until 1/4 of his hp is left. Stage 4 will then start.

Stage 4:

(Stage 4 theme: https://youtu.be/5zo7BYoaqAA?t=15s) Stage 4 is very agressive. With Deletofass starting to kill everything in sight. lettuc will start spawning very frequently and L33Ks will start spawning very rarely.

His damage will get higher. And his hp starts to regen. although it wont go back to a previous stage.

This happens until 1/16th of his hp is left, which triggers the final stage.

Final stage:

(https://youtu.be/p_c6uQHlhZ0?t=3m7s) In this stage Deletofass will start shouting memes like a lunatic and move incredibly fast everywhere and just shake uncontrollably. He will smash eggs everywhere and leeks are running away from him. Lettuce beeps. MP5's shoot. It's absolute CHAOS.

Death:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy61r3Qkm6o) Plays. Diep is dead. That's it. Close your pc. Go outside or something. You beat the game. You beat it. Well done. Wait for HL3 or something. Go away, you're finished, it's not like there's another RPG of it or something, is there? No actual sequel or something. Zeach abandoned it long ago... Goodbye. And a happy April fools. This isn't so much of a prank isn't it?