Fanon:Señor Sassaprophet

''Sassafrexen's note: This page was translated from Vilcish, because SOMEONE got into Derpii's archive files and messed with the log entries. Due to file corruption, this is the version on display, so my apologies if there are some portions that have yet to be restored from that buffoon's edits.'' Señor Sassaprophet is the eighth Subordinate of, and might just be the only Hesperian who is disliked by almost everyone because he is GODDAMN ANNOYING. He's also Vilcish (the in-universe name for Spanish.) Idea por Diepmon.