Board Thread:Résumés/@comment-27048378-20161029215644/@comment-29131866-20161029222118

Smgamermat77 wrote: I am finally looking to bridge the gap between Dominator and Mothership. Seeing as my ideal successor (Captain Hayden) has been elected, I feel very inclined to finally move up a rung on the Staff ladder.

Pros.

 Ursuul humbly requested that I become a Mothership. I am using but a tiny fraction of my prior knowledge of HTML to make this resume (I'm writing the whole thing in Source Mode). Back when I first joined I was making a shit load of corrections to pages due to the extreme influx of grammatical and spelling errors (as well as proper flow formatting like in an essay). I am in college (unlike a lot of other people on this wiki). I am well-versed in my English skills. I am very good at picking up on how things work quickly. I am good at managing people. I can solve problems effectively.</li> I wrote basically 80% of the chat rules. Including the many exceptions that occur from time to time.</li> I am a VERY good teacher - I can effectively manage quantity vs. quality.</li> I am somewhat of an abstract thinker (sometimes I am, other times not so much).</li> I am adept with computer software naturally. Computer HARDWARE is a WHOLE other story (I suck with remembering hardware values/details).</li> I think everything out very carefully before I do something.</li> I CAN be pretty patient from time to time (this is also a Con.).</li> I have sweg. ↓↓ http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/diepio/images/7/75/Swag_nep.png/revision/latest?cb=20161029054237</li></ol>

Cons.

<ol> I can sometimes stab you in the face - a.k.a. tell you to shut up if you are whining like a baby.</li> I... HATE... children... (that's assuming you're acting like one, anyways - if you can act mature then I have no problem what your age is)</li> I hate babies (those monsters NEVER shut up).</li> I am misunderstood by many.</li> I sometimes try and skew things within the rules if someone was clearly doing something bad but it technically doesn't break the rules (that's just to show them that being an asshole in general doesn't fly in my books).</li> I don't tend to care about your personal problems. Unless they involve me.</li> I am BURTALLY honest from time to time.</li></ol> yes, but..

how

How

HOW DU U NOT LUV BABIES

I FEEL VIOLATED