Fanon:Thorpedo

The Thorpedo is a tier 4 tank that upgrades from the Torpedo at level 45 when the Mjolnir is bought at the Market. Created by The Tidal Wave.

Appearance
The Thorpedo bears a slight resemblance to the Winged Hussar. It has a grey winged helmet, 2 gold lances parallel to each other, and it's main weapon: The Hammer of Thor. It is, well, a hammer attached to a Ranger barrel base.

Attack methods
Do I really have to explain all of them?

Yes? Oh, fine.

Left-clicking or Auto-fire allows the hammer to act like an unkillable drone. A drone that makes explosions when it comes into contact with a polygon or tank. Pressing E while the hammer is active will create a mid-sized explosion with the hammerhead at the center. When not left-clicking or Auto-firing, the hammer will return to it's base. Activating Auto-spin while the hammer is at rest will make the Thorpedo swing it's hammer which deals massive damage. While spinning, it gets a 30% speed boost. Pressing Spacebar will send the hammer straight forward regardless if it is active or at rest, or what direction it is facing. It will explode every time it makes contact with a polygon or tank. Remember, the hammer is indestructible, so it can venture deep into the enemy base and make explosions inside. Right-clicking will make a bolt of electricity shoot out from the hammer. The bolt has infinite penetration and high speed and will not stop until it hits the edge of the arena. When taking over a Dominator while using this tank, the Dominator will take on a special form that has 1 long Stalker barrel. Said barrel fires electricity bolts at a rate of 100 bolts per minute. Meanwhile, the tiny lance on the helmet of the tank is functional and deals high body damage should it be actually put to use (i.e. when you use it to poke others). The golden lances are actually hair that is purely ornamental and they have no hitbox.

Stats
When upgraded from the Torpedo:
 * Bullet Speed becomes Hammer Drone Speed.
 * Bullet Damage becomes Drone Damage.
 * Reload is removed entirely since it no longer serves a purpose, but all other stats can upgrade to 8.
 * Everything else receives a 50% boost.

As
As the mighty God of Thunder, thou shalt strike down everything that dares to oppose thee and reign over the leaderboard!

Against
Doth not tryeth it. All those who dare to oppose the mighty Thor wilt beest blasted, smashed, electrocuted or poked to death.

Trivia
http://www.shmoop.com/shakespeare-translator/
 * if 't be true thee somehow manage to slay the almighty Thor, that gent wilt reward thee with his hammer, thus eliminating the needeth to buyeth one yourself.
 * I used a Shakespeare translator to translate the strategy section and the above sentence.
 * Link here: