Thread:El armadillo/@comment-19218166-20170301182636

What the hell did you just fucking say about me, you son of a bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the US army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on those alien bastards, and I have over 300 confirmed ass kicks. I am trained in ass kicking warfare and I’m the top ass kicker in the entire planet. You are nothing to me but just another scum-sucking alien. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, motherfucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of holodukes across the  USA  and your spaceship is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You’re fucking dead, alien. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kick your ass in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in badass combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the planet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of our planet, you son of a bitch. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” attack on earth was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking laser gun in your fucking ass. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you scum-sucker. I will blast ice crystals all over your ass and you will freeze in it. You’re fucking dead, you son of a bitch. 