Project:Chat/Logs/27 July 2017

 [11:58]  Sassafras what are you doing here [11:58]  Looking at this floor [11:58]  The fuck YOURE IN MY HOUSE [11:58]  Whats interesting about it is that its made out of floor [11:59]  WTF [11:59]  [c="#EBB67B"]look. Its made out of floor. [11:59]  Sassafras ill ask you one more time to get out [11:59]  [c="#EBB67B"]Granted, but your house is filled with multiple fidget devices [12:00]  *Sassafras leaves, and the house explodes into 100 fidget spinenrs and fidget cubes* [12:00]  YOU CAN SUCK MY MOBY DICK [12:00]  AAAAAAH [12:00]  DELTRABLADES! [12:00]  [c="#EBB67B"]:^) [12:00]  TRIIIIIIIIIIIIITES WHY YOU MAKE THESE? [12:00]  [c="#EBB67B"]If i come back i can fix it. [12:01] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hexen [12:01] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Have you ever became a starfish while skiing down a mountain? [12:02] <Mr.BigWallofText3> No! What are doing under my BED [12:02] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*The house implodes back into its original form* You're full of sausages [12:02] <Theelementalmaster> I am Here [12:02] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Get out you shame of a Hexagon! [12:03] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]No. You'll be proud of my in the future papa. [12:03] <Tacocat247> ([/b]hi) [12:03] <Mr.BigWallofText3> (hi) [12:03] <Theelementalmaster> hihihi [12:04] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Who names their son/daughter/thing/creature Sassafras anyways?? [12:04] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]You. [12:04] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]And im your father. [12:05] <Mr.BigWallofText3> lol chap noped the fuck out [12:05] <Tacocat247> [bg="#EBB67B"] [/b] [/b] [/b] [12:05] <Theelementalmaster> do not ignore me, ignoring me for 5 minutes causes a sassafras [12:05] <Tacocat247> [bg="#EBB67B"][c="#EBB67B"]Your're full of saugages [12:05] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Noooo [12:05] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hexen, i can give you anything. [12:06] <Theelementalmaster> *PLS* [12:06] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*spawns a sassafras minion* [12:06] <Tacocat247> (I dunno) [12:06] <Tacocat247> (TEM, yes, you can be Hourglassacre, Trapioki, etc.) [12:06] <Theelementalmaster> (YUSS) [12:06] <Mr.BigWallofText3> NOOOOOOOOO! MY FORTRESS IS INFESTED WITH SASSAFRAS MINIONS! Curse you Pe-Sassafras!! [12:07] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]I only spawned one. [12:07] <Theelementalmaster> *god I need a human form of trapioki* [12:07] <Mr.BigWallofText3> They repopulate faster then bunnies.. [12:07] <Tacocat247> (This is diep) [12:07] <Tacocat247> (A diep RP) [12:07] <Mr.BigWallofText3> ToD [12:07] <Theelementalmaster> Good enough [12:07] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]I only spawned one however. [12:07] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]They dont reproduce. [12:08] <Theelementalmaster> (can alpha g come?) [12:08] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]One can only reproduce by it- TAKE A LOOK IN MY [giant]SECRET BOX!!! [12:08] <Tacocat247> (yes) [12:08] <Theelementalmaster> Ok [12:08] <Theelementalmaster> *A Alpha G slowly creeps around the map* [12:08] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hey look! A green sun! [12:08] <Mr.BigWallofText3> No dont show your "secret box" last time you did that you went to jail. [12:08] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Well, you always told me the ocean was made of plastic [12:09] <Mr.BigWallofText3> This isnt OFF! [12:09] <Theelementalmaster> *The alpha g approaches the fortress* [12:09] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Does it matter&gt; [12:09] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*Attemts to huga Hexen but realizes he had no arms* [12:09] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G:My name is coming, and I'm Alpha G'ng towards you [12:10] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Ahhh [12:10] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Alpha G'ing? [12:10] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hi coming, and i'm Alpha G'ng towards you! [12:10] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Sassafras go play in your dumb "Dimension S". [12:10] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]I have some advice you you! [12:10] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]I dont have a dimension dimentio. [12:11] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G:I'm going to do a process called die [12:11] <Theelementalmaster> *Alpha G duplicates* [12:11] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Stahp with the refrences SASSAFRASSSSS! [12:11] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G2:I'm Alpha G, and I'm coming [12:11] <Mr.BigWallofText3> (can you link to dah page i have no idea what alpha G is) [12:11] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G1:No, your coming [12:11] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Lenny [12:12] <Theelementalmaster> (ohhhhhh nooooooo) [12:12] <Theelementalmaster> (u don't know) [12:12] <Theelementalmaster> (it's a alpha Icosagon) [12:12] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hexen, lets kek [12:12] <Theelementalmaster> (if blocks out the sun) [12:12] <Tacocat247> (wot) [12:12] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*spawns 500 sassafras minions* [12:12] <Theelementalmaster> *The alpha G's hit the wall* [12:13] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G1:Insert epic sound effects [12:13] <Tacocat247> ( [12:13] <Mr.BigWallofText3> I Summon Slider, The Green Shado-I mean Green Lightning(?) [12:13] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hexen is happy that i am classed as a hexagon! [12:13] <Mr.BigWallofText3> No i am NOT [12:13] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Yes you are sweetie [12:13] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G1:I AM ICOSAGON [12:13] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G2:Me too [12:13] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]You are a green enneadecagon [12:14] <Theelementalmaster> (Icosagon) [12:14] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Or a giant hexagon [12:14] <Tacocat247> (Sassafras is just.....) [12:14] <Theelementalmaster> *The alpha g"s hit the wall really hard* [12:14] <Tacocat247> (He doesnt know any better) [12:14] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G1:I'm offended [12:14] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]YA BETTER INEDSANSAKJDNAKJ [12:14] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Well, Hexen over here forced me to say that [12:14] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Gosh sass' s didn know you can curse [12:14] <Theelementalmaster> Aloha G1:Aloha, I'm Alpha G [12:15] <Mr.BigWallofText3> YOUR NOT A HEXAGON! [12:15] <Mr.BigWallofText3> SHOO! [12:15] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Helloo Alphao GO, io amo sassafraso [12:15] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Yes i am [12:15] <Mr.BigWallofText3> (Alpha G) [12:15] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*spawns infinite sassafras in the fortress* [12:16] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G2:We ain't goin' anywhere boy! [12:16] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G1:Lets go get ice tanks [12:16] <Mr.BigWallofText3> *Infinite Sassafras Stop Spawning* [12:16] <Theelementalmaster> Alpha G2:Good idea [12:16] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]SASSAFRAS! SPAWN SASSAFRAS'! [12:16] <Tacocat247> *nothing happens* [12:16] <Theelementalmaster> *The alpha G's move away* [12:16] <Mr.BigWallofText3> :&lt; [12:16] <Theelementalmaster> (Idk what to do now, don't like diep Rps) [12:17] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Lol [12:17] <Theelementalmaster> (pls Halp) [12:17] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hexen, did you know that *all of the Sassafras de-spawn* ....w0t [12:17] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Become Polygon Mother. [12:17] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]No. [12:17] <Theelementalmaster> (Should I spawn Hourglassacre and Trapioki fighting to the death?) [12:17] <Mr.BigWallofText3> :) [12:17] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Although, she does indeed have a husband. [12:17] <Mr.BigWallofText3> hes [12:18] <Theelementalmaster> Polygon Mother~Chan [12:18] <Mr.BigWallofText3> *yes [12:18] <Tacocat247> ([/b]hi) [12:18] <Mr.BigWallofText3> (hi) [12:18] <Theelementalmaster> (Hi) [12:18] <TBOO-Y> Hey there [12:18] <Theelementalmaster> I believe u can do it tboo [12:18] <TBOO-Y> Yeh, lemme have boneless pizza [12:18] <TBOO-Y> Do what [12:18] <Theelementalmaster> u can become office staff [12:18] <TBOO-Y> Oh [12:18] <Theelementalmaster> OFFICAL [12:19] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Polygon Mother can be a... Widow or something [12:19] <TBOO-Y> ok thanks [12:19] <Theelementalmaster> ur not going into the new season of the office lol [12:19] <Theelementalmaster> jo [12:19] <Theelementalmaster> jk [12:19] <Theelementalmaster> maybe u will [12:19] <Tacocat247> (rp continue) [12:19] <TBOO-Y> lel [12:19] <Theelementalmaster> *Hourglassacre and trapioki spawn, detect each other and begin fighting* [12:19] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Hexen, i need to talk to you [12:19] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]This is important [12:19] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]DON'T DECLINE IT [12:19] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Finally. [12:19] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*points to a wall* [12:20] <Mr.BigWallofText3> ? [12:20] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*opens a secret door that hexen didn't know existed in the fortress* [12:20] <TBOO-Y> Trickster: Hey guys, what's going on? [12:20] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Come in. [12:20] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]We need to talk. [12:20] <Mr.BigWallofText3>. [12:20] <Theelementalmaster> Hourglassacre:GOD DAMN I TOLD YOU I DIDNT KILL THEM [12:20] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]This is serious. [12:20] <Mr.BigWallofText3> :&lt; [12:20] <Theelementalmaster> Trapioki:Oh yeah yeah... Take a look at your kills [12:21] <TBOO-Y> Trickster: Hourglass, what's going on? [12:21] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*goes into room, and hexen follows* [12:21] <Theelementalmaster> Hourglassacre:YOUR ALMOST AS ANNOYIN-Just some Di-how did you get here [12:21] <Theelementalmaster> *Both stop fighting* [12:21] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Now, the reason why i "called" you here. [12:21] <TBOO-Y> Trickster: Um, I have booster barrels? [12:21] <Theelementalmaster> Hourglassacre:Ok cool [12:21] <TBOO-Y> Trickster: Goddamn, what's happening? [12:22] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]So, you know about Panzer, i hope [12:22] <Theelementalmaster> Hourglassacre:Nothing [12:22] <Mr.BigWallofText3> ... [12:22] <TBOO-Y> Trickster: K [12:22] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]I assume you do [12:22] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Anyways [12:22] <TBOO-Y> *Trickster leaves* [12:22] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]I have some questions [12:22] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]*brings out a notepad* [12:22] <Mr.BigWallofText3> 8( [12:22] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Are you for panzer or against her? [12:22] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Her? [12:23] <TBOO-Y> (Don't assume Panzer gender) [12:23] <Theelementalmaster> *Hourglassacre managed to nearly kill trapioki and took 1000 Damage* [12:23] <TBOO-Y> (We don't know yet) [12:23] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]Sorry. Instincts. But history tells me that its a she [12:23] <Theelementalmaster> Trapioki:God...why are your bullets so powerful? [12:23] <TBOO-Y> (K) [12:23] <Theelementalmaster> Hourglassacre:Mad Science [12:23] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Ah i see what you did there [12:23] <Theelementalmaster> Trapioki:Okay... [12:23] <Tacocat247> [c="#EBB67B"]So, are you for or against? [12:24] <Mr.BigWallofText3> (i legit dont know if hexen is with iguess so?) [12:24] <Theelementalmaster> Quick Saying, The Gender of Hourglassacre is Male and Trapioki is Female, if you consider tanks having genders [12:24] <Tacocat247> (All of my polygon bosses have gender) [12:24] <TBOO-Y> (Mine too) [12:24] <Tacocat247> (Every boss of mine has a gender_ [12:24] <Tacocat247> (Every single one) [12:25] <Theelementalmaster> (Mine too also, on both accs) [12:25] <TBOO-Y> (Only a few of mine have genders cuz some others are robots lol) [12:25] <TBOO-Y> (All non robots have genders) [12:25] <TBOO-Y> (Hi) [12:25] <Mr.BigWallofText3> (hi) [12:25] <Teamerz> hi [12:26] <Teamerz> also personally i think theres no point in giving the bosses genders [12:26] <Theelementalmaster> Hi [12:26] <Teamerz> its only useful in RPs and not in the actual gameplay [12:26] <Theelementalmaster> it makes diversity [12:26] <Teamerz> not really [12:26] <Theelementalmaster> Just ignore it [12:27] <Mr.BigWallofText3> Mhm [12:27] <Theelementalmaster> TheelemenENTAlmaster [12:27] <Theelementalmaster> pENTAgon [12:27] <Theelementalmaster> Im a pentagon [12:27] <Theelementalmaster> back to rp [12:28] <Mr.BigWallofText3>. [12:28] <Mr.BigWallofText3> ... [12:31] <TBOO-Y> Mega Crash [12:31] <TBOO-Y> Too many enemy tanks :/ [12:33] <TBOO-Y> Btw Ursuul changed her prof to pink hair Ozun Oldenburg lol [12:33] <TBOO-Y> Olden [12:34] <TBOO-Y> not Oldenburg autocorrect wtf is wrong with you [12:34] <TBOO-Y> Uuhh [12:34] <TBOO-Y> (rage)