User:Tacocat247/Crackers Inc.

'"Hey! You! Yeah you! Are you willing to try out our new product?" ~ One of the esteemed members of Crackers Inc.' Crackers inc. is a company that makes tanks and sells products. These products and upgrades would further improve tank-kind and the Diepverse. Some products are famous, like Superposition or Defender.

Products
Crackers Inc. has made quite a few products, all listed below.
 * The Defender.
 * The Unnamed Destroyer Upgrade
 * Sepia Branch. (Sepia, Reverter, A-Trak)
 * Mounted Turret/Ball
 * Superposition
 * David (1st Revival)
 * Bendy Plush
 * AC Plush
 * I <3 Panzer Mugs
 * The Keeper (Not Zathus' Version.)
 * iblobtouch.github.io
 * Tank Plushies.
 * Automaton
 * CobCannons (Tasty Snack invented by BeniTehCobCannon)
 * And a lot more!

History

 * 1964: Crackers incorporated founded by QWT0 and Crackers (Tacocat247).
 * 1966: Company almost goes bankrupt until QWT0 hires ArenaCloser1337. Company goes smooth for 4 more years.
 * 1970:Sales of Panzer mugs fall since his defeat. 4L01510 1337 hired to make new tanks.
 * 1973: Superposition invented. Company starts making commercials for products.
 * 1974: Company met with controversy after making iblobtouch,github,io. Tanks panic as tanks start to make OP death machines. An example would be The TOTVM Tank of Terror.
 * 1975: iblobtouch.github.io was recalled and was reposted as an app for the popular computer.
 * 1981: Crackers makes Tank Plushies. Tanks everywhere buy the products. Ironically the most popular product was the Auto Smasher Plushie.
 * 1983: Company starts to make tanks again. This was witnessed with the creation of Rotary.
 * 1985: Sepia Branch created.
 * 1987: The company expanded and made a lot more things. Polygon bosses invented and David joins the company, but only temporarily.
 * 1989: David creates 3 puppets for terror. David fired from the company. The 3 puppets were The Follower, The Greeter, and The Waiter.
 * 1993: Company grows to how we know it today.

Workers/Co-Workers

 * Crackers (Tacocat247)
 * QWT0
 * ArenaCloser1337
 * 4L01510 1337
 * David (Got Fired)
 * Zimpy
 * Chapsteck4yurlipis
 * The Archprophet (1 day)
 * Dr. Lacus (only because The Archprophet was there)
 * Daktor. Lakys
 * BeniTehCobCannon