User:Swagscope123/TheGr8m8

TheGr8m8 is a boss that spawns if you are an idiot. It is impossible to defeat and dying to it will cause your computer to explode at an explosion of a googolplex times that of Tsar Bomba.

Attacks
When the boss spawns in it will launch 2 destroyer bullets that will freeze in midair and start cloning itself at 1 bullet per millisecond. The boss will shoot out more destroyer bullets that clone themselves. This allows it to lag your computer really hard. After that it will spawn in all bosses in diep.io which get invincibility. If you survive this for about 5 minutes then the boss starts to mess you up by flashing the background with random colors, all of which are neon to blind the players eyes and put them in a trance. After that it will start spawning in homing destroyer bullets. Every second the bullets get faster by 1mph per sec. After 15 minutes of surviving all of those things extremely loud music plays. After 30 minutes (after the music) will spawn in indestructible streamliners, 1 of them per second. After that TheGr8m8 will use its final attack, a bullet storm that lasts 1 min.

Dying
If you die to TheGr8m8 it will look like nothing has happened. However your computer will send a signal to a secret base, which will launch a nuke that is a googolplex times the explosion from Tsar Bomba right to the point where the signal is being broadcasted, aka your computer. Then BOOM you and everyone who lives in your house city country is dead or severely injured.

Trivia

 * Second joke conception, first one is this
 * If you don't know anything about Tsar Bomba the nuke that would explode yields 5x10101megatons of tnt
 * First boss joke conception
 * A picture for this page anyone?
 * It would be silly and scary if this was added to the game