Board Thread:Tournaments/@comment-24764043-20180209211603/@comment-30691033-20180211181951

SASSAFRAS THE MEMELORD wrote: -begin transmission-

WE BRING REGARDS FROM THE LORD SASSAFRAS, A MESSAGE FOR ALL INHABITANTS FAR AND WIDE

LORD SASSAFRAS IS YOUR NEW SUPREME LORD. SUBMIT, OR BE CONVERTED BY OUR LEGION.

OH, ON SECOND THOUGHT, DON'T SUBMIT. IT'S MORE FUN TO ANNOY YOU IN THE MEANTIME, TO GATHER THAT SUCCULENT IE ENERGY.

SPICYFRAS AND CO OUT!

-end transmission- I SUBMIT I SUBMIT

THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME AND IM NOT TURNING IT DOWN Say hi to Oganesson for me.

...This has to be a joke xD