User:Tacocat247/Crackers Inc.

'"Hey! You! Yeah you! Are you willing to try out our new product?" ~ One of the esteemed members of Crackers Inc.' Crackers inc. is a company that makes tanks and sells products. These products and upgrades would further improve tank-kind and the Diepverse. Some products are famous, like Superposition or Defender.

Products
Crackers Inc. has made quite a few products, all listed below.
 * The Defender.
 * The Unnamed Destroyer Upgrade
 * Sepia Branch. (Sepia, Reverter, A-Trak)
 * Mounted Turret/Ball
 * Superposition
 * David (1st Revival)
 * Bendy Plush
 * AC Plush
 * I <3 Panzer Mugs (Mr.BigWallOfText3)
 * The Keeper (Not Zathus' Version.)
 * iblobtouch.github.io
 * Tank Plushies.
 * Automaton
 * CobCannons (Tasty Snack invented by BeniTehCobCannon)
 * Video games
 * And a lot more!

History

 * 1964: Crackers incorporated founded by QWT0 and Crackers (Tacocat247).
 * 1966: Company almost goes bankrupt until QWT0 hires ArenaCloser1337. Company goes smooth for 4 more years.
 * 1970: Sales of Panzer mugs fall since his defeat. 4L01510 1337 hired to make new tanks.
 * 1973: Superposition invented. Company starts making commercials for products.
 * 1974: Company met with controversy after making iblobtouch,github,io. Tanks panic as tanks start to make OP death machines. An example would be The TOTVM Tank of Terror.
 * 1975: iblobtouch.github.io was recalled and was reposted as an app for the popular computer.
 * 1981: Crackers makes Tank Plushies. Tanks everywhere buy the products. Ironically the most popular product was the Auto Smasher Plushie.
 * 1983: Company starts to make tanks again. This was witnessed with the creation of Rotary.
 * 1985: Sepia Branch created.
 * 1987: The company expanded and made a lot more things. Polygon bosses invented and David joins the company, but only temporarily.
 * 1989: David creates 3 puppets for terror. The 3 puppets were The Follower, The Greeter, and The Waiter.
 * 1991: The company tries to make games for consoles.
 * 1992: They did'nt produced enough money to make new video games. They stopped making games immediatly. These games can be found on Tank-bay.
 * 1993: Company grows to how we know it today.
 * 1994: David gets fired for causing terror. The company produce many plushies of the puppets as an idea.
 * 1995: The plushies gets alot of popularity like the previous ones.
 * 1997: Attemps to steal this company has been recorded many times on 1997.
 * 1998: The company builds high security sentries to protect from stealers.
 * 2000: To celebrate the new centuary, The company makes products cheaper on the 1st of january and tons of articles about the new centuary. The company gets a big boost on business.
 * 2001: The company is running so smoothly from the previous year that they start to produce a movie called: "Corruption"
 * 2002: While the corruption project was going on, AC1337 is now in charge of the company. Some workers helped Crackers and QWT0 and some stayed in the building to help AC1337 in the making of the marchandise.
 * 2004: Since of the lake of workers, the company almost got bank-rupted. Crackers had to pause the making of the movie and they stayed in the company for 2 years
 * 2006: The movie was continued. Hopefully, they did'nt got bank-rupted
 * 2007: Leaks of the movie have been found and was kept on the internet. Some believed it and some did'nt
 * 2015: The trailer comes out. Many merchandise from the movie has been produced and sold. The movie came quicker than expected.
 * 2016: Sneak peaks have been shown from the movie.
 * 2017: Corruption took 15 years to produce, 13 if you don't count the pause, and it's finally out. It is finally published. A sequel is currently in progress. It said that this one will be shorter.

Workers/Co-Workers

 * Crackers (Tacocat247)
 * QWT0
 * ArenaCloser1337
 * 4L01510 1337
 * David (Got Fired)
 * Zimpy
 * Chapsteck4yurlipis
 * The Archprophet (1 day)
 * Dr. Lacus (only because The Archprophet was there)
 * Daktor. Lakys
 * BeniTehCobCannon