Board Thread:Petitions/@comment-28083312-20180322210100/@comment-30500507-20180324040017

You seemed to be missing a third option! OH HO HO! How could you forget about ME? The rightful leader of the Diep.io Wikia. Foolish mortal and smelly banana, you do not UNDERSTAND the problems you have just gotten yourself into by not informing me of this gathering! Your tart fruity skin shall peel and fall away, as I HAVE BELISARIUS CRUSH YOU UNDER HIS IRON FIST! You will not know what hit you, you malignant, incapable, fruit.

Ursuul, you know I'm the right tank for the job. Just think about it, I come from the very strings of what this wiki is about. HOW COULD THIS NOT BE PERFECT!? Are you just gonna let some thumb-twitling twit from the Clash Royale wiki step in and handle this elite place? And what about Patrik, who didn't even show his face until the nigh end of recent history!? Is he really as experienced or capable as you think? That hunky sack of wasted atoms and resources is no more than food for the Scorpios!

So you know who to REALLY vote for! Especially if you're loyal to the Cult! OH HO HO!

Kudo this message, to make ME the Senior Administrator (and eventual lord) of Diep.io Wikia.