User blog:Yappat/The Diep.io Geographic Enyclopedia 2: Now with new species!

Hello to all of you filthy gentletanks and ladytanks. Welcome to yet another issue of Dragon Ball Z The Diep.io Geographic Ecylopedia. In this issue, we will recover and put a case study to the MG clan, discover new species and give an update to the threatened species of Diepia!

NOTE: '''Everything here is for comedy purposes. I have nothing in offense against MG or the players of the tankimals I cover.'''

A Case Study on the MG Clan
The MG clan, one of the largest clans with lots of members, from the tankimals that die when they just spawned to the tankimals that become a menacing threat to weak prey. The MG clan is a force to be reckoned in large numbers.



MG stands for the Masters and the Gods of diepia. The MG Clan wear the [MG] tag to show that they're part of the MG. Many of the tankimals within the MG tribe happen to be Booster Cheetahs, Smashers, Landmines or Vomitting Triplets (we'll cover that later). The MG's leader, which according to Diepologists and Name Predictors appears to be named Master or something like that. In my astronomy and voo-doo, I think the leader's name is Faster (because Booster Cheetahs are fast, get it? No, end my suffering because I don't get paid to write these encylopedias).

MGs have a unique wardance, which one can be used to call fellow allies, to group up and many other actions. According to eye-witness accounts, their wardance involves spinning around, and soon after, more MGs come as reinforcements. However, according to their Leader, he wants to try and stop this teaming in gamemodes where everyone is pitted against each other.

The MG clan, while being powerful and huge have a bad reputation between other clans. The RDT clan was made as an act to counter the MGs, and some MGs have tried to attack other clans and their leaders personally. Despite the negativity, they are still an active faction.

Most notably, many MGs are hunted by other factions, and some hunters show off their prized kills, but they're so large that even hunting them doesn't lower their member count.

Smashers
Scientific Name: Beybladyus Smasqwebtious

Population: 750+

Status: Uncommon - Rare

Smashers, or Beybladyus Smasqwebtious is a unique species of tankimal, equipped with no cannon to hunt. Rather, it's more evolved than Booster Cheetahs, and can move faster, regenerate and can even be super tough. They're also resistant to hunting bullets, so hunting down one can be a tough job for tankimals or hunters. Finding one is usually something you'd probably see every 2 days. Smashers hunt by running at and pouncing on prey.

Auto Smasher
Scientific Name: Uselessnessmus Smashqwebtious

Population: Unknown. Approximately 20+ specimens found in the wild.

Status: IT'S SO BAD WE DON'T NEED TO SPECIFY.

The Auto Smasher, also known as Uselessnessmus Smashqwebtious is a tankimal that lives up to it's scientific name. That's right, it's simply a Smasher with an Auto Cannon. It's laughed at by many Diepologists, even hunters would laugh at it. Trying to kill these is a waste of time, as their value is -$6969696969696969001.

Landmine
Scientific Name: Stalkus Landminus Suckius

Population: 300+

Status: Rare

Landmines or Stalkus Landminus Suckius are the idiots tankimals that were added, which eventually killed out Stalker or Stalkus Landminus because of their evolved abilities. However, their power soon came short, as the God of Diepia was worried of the Stalker's extinction, and used its power to reduce the Landmine's power. The Landmine today is a lot weaker than the other Smashers, but hey, at least it isn't bad as the Auto Smasher, heh.

Mega Smasher
Scientific Name: Fatus Smashqwebtious

Population: 0

Status: Extinct

The Mega Smasher, or the Fatus Smashqwebtious is a creature, capable of resisting many bullets. However, it's huge size makes it slow, making it hard to hunt. The God of Diepia's creation wasn't good as the Mega Smasher would be extinct in no time, so he instantly purged all of the Mega Smashers. RIP Mega Smasher, you will be missed. Diepologists are trying to revoke the removal of these poor creatures, probably because of that DAMN Auto Smashcrapper had to replace him. Please call the Save Mega Smasher Hotline for more info, call 9001-2121-4242 or text AUTOSMASHERSUCKS.

Vomitting Triplet
Scientific Name: BRLGRLGRLGGRGLRLGRLGGGGG Tripleshootus

Population: 500+

Status: Population levels are on a sudden increase.

The Vomitting Triplet or BRLGRLGRLGGRGLRLGRLGGGGG Tripleshootus is scientifically named that because the bullets it shoots is just like me vomitting to Jacob Satorious' music or Mishovy Silenosti's music. They are normally slow, but don't get close! Their bullets can kill anyone within a second except for Demi-Gods or the God of Diepia.

Dragon Fighter
Scientific Name: ROOOOAAAAR Firefighterops

Population: 100+

Status: Extremely dangerous. Extremely rare.

Dragon Fighters or ROOOOAAAAR Firefighterops are extremely dangerous creatures that can fly and have a menacing dragon breath. They come in many shapes an sizes, from the armored to the weak from the fast to the slow. They hunt anything that comes within their sight. I recommend that once you see one, you'd better run for your life, as their cataclysm created through their flight can leave permanent injuries or may even fear you.

Unfortunately, I've run out of time to finish this. I promise that I'll finish this issue up tomorrow!