Thread:Ursuul/@comment-29771477-20170503000404/@comment-27048378-20170505152903

Here's what really happened...

I. It Begins
 * A. Some peeps make a wiki and write some stuff

II. Dramatis Personae
 * C. Zathus makes some other peeps admins
 * D.  The King Himself, SR,  along with other Secondary Characters soon arrive.

III. The Events
 * B. SFU says some dumb shit
 * C. Sm gets shot by Zathus and dies a horrible death, but before dying, launches a secret stealth attack against SFU
 * D. Zathus runs off to Tahiti to avoid the war
 * F. The Resistance Strikes Back (AKA a bunch of people die)

IV. The Return
 * C. SFU dies from the previous sneak attack
 * D. More people die
 * E. Ursuul ends the war
 * F. People stop dying

V. The Aftermath
 * A. Some people ragequit
 * B. Some people are resurrected by Ursuul because he decided to play Medic, unlike everyone else
 * C. The whole wiki dies from the Legion of FanDumb's invasion

the end