Thread:Count of Howard/@comment-29771477-20170319212623

I just broke myself unintentionally by reading infamous "Harry Potter Facts". I remember from our chatting on your wall that you used to be a diehard HP fan, so that's why I'm telling you what I read lol. Here they are......

1) I just realized that Neville was never a bad wizard. Cuz remember how he was terrible and botched every single spell that he tried to cast when he was young, then he got better after practicing in Dumbledore's Army? It's been proven that the correlation between him practicing and him actually becoming an awesome wizard is total bullshit.

Why? At one point during the series he mentions how "his grandmother'll kill him if he breaks his dad's wand". His dad's wand. Not '''his. ''THE WAND CHOOSES THE WIZARD. 'He only gets better after he goes to Ollivander's and gets his own wand! AHHHHHHHHHHHH

2) The second, more acute breakage of my soul happened after I remembered how old Harry was in the Deathly Hallows. Lily and James Potter are only 21 when Lily finds out she is pregnant with Harry. Since they don't age while they're dead, that means that they're only 4 years older than Harry when they have to walk him to his death. Talk about a depressing life.

3) After Fred dies, George never conjures a patronus again.

Help me. 