User:Tatertothead/Potato

The Potato is a tank-not a vegetable- that spawns whenever it's Potato season, but only when someone farms it.

How it attacks kills
The Potato throws dumb amounts of potato chips and french fries at it's target victim. It will frequently (1 in infinityinfinity) throw a can of potatoized karma at it's target victim.

All of these attacks: In addition to these attacks, the Potato also hurls itself at speeds equal to a Potato hurling itself. Because it is.
 * Go sailing toward the target victim at speeds close to the speed of time
 * Inflict 1099999999999999999999 damage
 * Explode with enough force to effectively blow up your average multiverse
 * are potato based
 * inflict NO U on the target victim
 * kill destroy annihilate screw deep-fry rek pwn potatoize the target victim

Basically, if you SEE, HEAR, TOUCH, COME IN CONTACT WITH, ATTEMPT TO DESTROY, EXIST, SUMMON, EAT, or BE IN A SERVER WEBSITE with the Potato on, you die.

On the plus side, you die quick!

How the Potato dies
Oh, for Pete's sake. You going to kill the Potato kill yourself.

How very stupi--wait, you SUCCEEDED?!! Liar.

No really. You Lied. '''You can't kill the Potato! '''It has infinity health, dumbo!

That's what I'm trying to tell you! YOU CAN'T KILL THE EFFING POTATO!!!