Project:Chat/Logs/16 April 2017

 [12:21] . [12:21] . [12:21] . [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:24]  / [01:25] . [01:25] . [01:25]  Bruh [01:26] . [01:26] <Smgamermat77> ugh finally [01:33] <Colouratura> &gt;.&gt; [01:53] <SectorProtector> ass [01:54] <SectorProtector> whos thiscoloratura person [01:54] <SectorProtector> who is an intern with 29 edits [01:54] <SectorProtector> ursuul has become fairly pathetic [01:54] <SectorProtector> got that ozun? [01:55] <SectorProtector> good [01:55] <Colouratura> You seem upset [01:55] <Colouratura> I used to be a CC Admin so perhaps that is why :P [01:55] <SectorProtector> cc admin [01:56] <SectorProtector> i am a bureaucrat on 6 different wikis a pro discorder and a moderator on the diep subreddit [01:56] <SectorProtector> and all ive gotten to is close. [01:56] <SectorProtector> mainly to personal conflicts with the internal [01:56] <SectorProtector> however all those people, are efficiently eliminated [01:56] <SectorProtector> im just too lazy to run for shit anymore [01:57] <Colouratura> Yeah but, like, CC Admins are chosen by Wikia staff [01:57] <Colouratura> That and I am fairly good at JavaScript, Wikitext, Lua, Templates, Parser functions, Infoboxes, etc, etc [01:57] <SectorProtector> oooooooh [01:57] <SectorProtector> because im not qualified [01:58] <SectorProtector> i have a degree in computer programming. [01:58] <SectorProtector> coding is simple. [01:58] <Colouratura> You said it, not me [01:58] <SectorProtector> emphasis on sarcasm bud [01:58] <Colouratura> HTTP doesn't support sarcasm [01:58] <SectorProtector> sarcasm is very hard to detect in text, especially if the recipient is rather insulent [01:59] <Colouratura> X-IS-SARCASM has been deprecated since HTTP 0.5 [01:59] <SectorProtector> and i dont support deadbeat wiki members [02:00] <SectorProtector> unlike you, i worked to get where i am with fifty times more edits than you. [02:00] <SectorProtector> and of course, still too lazy to care [02:00] <Colouratura> And yet I am still here as an intern [02:00] <SectorProtector> when i joined i almost became a content mod [02:00] <Colouratura> I am a lovely sort of global contributor [02:00] <SectorProtector> 'lovey' [02:01] <SectorProtector> computers dont understand love [02:01] <Colouratura> I make edits just about everywhere and have been doing so for near 5 years now [02:01] <Smgamermat77> While I almost entirely agree with you Sector, it was Ursuul who really pushed Colour to become Staff. You should take your anger out on him more-so. [02:01] <SectorProtector> jack of all tades [02:01] <SectorProtector> master of none [02:01] <SectorProtector> what do i have left but anger [02:01] <SectorProtector> get off my lawn new kids [02:01] <Colouratura> But if you feel you are qualified you can fill out a resume, it's quite simple and I am sure people would love to give you a chance [02:02] <SectorProtector> any resume you could pull out of your ass would dwarf mine [02:02] <Colouratura> Given your edit counts, experience, and knowledge [02:02] <SectorProtector> believe me most of the assholes here didnt give two flying fucks for my expertise [02:02] <SectorProtector> they just didnt want me taking their jobs [02:02] <SectorProtector> but like i said [02:02] <Smgamermat77> ^very true [02:02] <SectorProtector> too lazy to try [02:02] <Colouratura> Perhaps all you need is an outlook change [02:02] <SectorProtector> this place used to be a hellhole [02:02] <Colouratura> More positivity would do you wonders [02:03] <SectorProtector> ursuul played most of us for suckers [02:03] <Smgamermat77> This place still is a hellhole in my eyes. [02:03] <SectorProtector> threw us into chaos [02:03] <SectorProtector> positivity doesnt get you shit just like a fighting spirit doesnt win a fight [02:03] <Colouratura> While I dont know much about the history of this wiki nor the people I find it is usually best to move forward [02:04] <SectorProtector> best to move forward when you are already at the end of the cliff? [02:04] <Smgamermat77> Moving forward was the worst problem with this wiki in particular. [02:04] <Colouratura> People make mistakes and drama happens on every wiki. But time passes and wounds heal [02:04] <Smgamermat77> ^Unfortunately that's not true at all. [02:04] <SectorProtector> indeed [02:04] <SectorProtector> drama is an understatement [02:04] <SectorProtector> more like the web of lies and shit [02:04] <SectorProtector> that i also had to deal with in the other game i moved on to [02:04] <Smgamermat77> You weren't around for the Staff Purge. This entire wiki was snapped in half by Ursuul and Zathus. [02:04] <SectorProtector> holy fucking shit [02:05] <SectorProtector> that was a real hellhole league of angels [02:05] <Colouratura> If you wish to be down in the bog I can't right stop you. All I can suggest is you look to do your best and help others regardless of what they do in return. [02:05] <SectorProtector> some crazy ass bastard taking all my guildies [02:05] <SectorProtector> my leader left and the guild was handed to me [02:05] <Colouratura> For now though, I am going to go make some food [02:05] <SectorProtector> shit i was in hell [02:05] <SectorProtector> heh [02:05] <Smgamermat77> Isn't that a good thing Sector? [02:05] <SectorProtector> how would it be [02:05] <Smgamermat77> You rose to the top position [02:06] <SectorProtector> yeah but some stupid ass started a fucking plan to steal everyone out of my guild [02:06] <Smgamermat77> Oh [02:06] <SectorProtector> and of course, newly induced, my influence on the other guilds was miniscule [02:06] <SectorProtector> we went from position one, to position three [02:06] <Smgamermat77> Sounds like whoever that was is a real attention whore. [02:06] <SectorProtector> eventually i just disbanded it. [02:06] <SectorProtector> attention whore [02:07] <SectorProtector> indeed [02:07] <SectorProtector> thought it out really hard [02:07] <SectorProtector> she knew i was on to her [02:07] <SectorProtector> so [02:07] <Colouratura> Oh I do hope the chat becomes active later tonight [02:07] <SectorProtector> using a trusted friends account she was watching [02:07] <Colouratura> I do so love to chat with you all :3 [02:07] <SectorProtector> she talked about shit that of course i would tell everyone [02:07] <Smgamermat77> Chat is inactive 90% of the time. I wouldn't count on it. [02:07] <SectorProtector> and nobody believed me [02:07] <SectorProtector> and eventually everyone got pissed at me [02:07] <SectorProtector> and left [02:08] <SectorProtector> fucking faggots there they where [02:08] <SectorProtector> thatas not even half the story [02:08] <SectorProtector> fucking whores im still pissed about that [02:08] <Smgamermat77> Sounds like you were hanging around too many kids. [02:08] <SectorProtector> thing is it was adults acting like 5 year olds [02:08] <Smgamermat77> You see, kids are like cancer - they're best left alone because they cause you shit-loads of problems. Like dogs. [02:09] <Colouratura> While I am powerless to stop you I would appreciate it if you didn't use faggot in a derogatory manner, please [02:09] <SectorProtector> that was the dumbest quote ever [02:09] <SectorProtector> if you leave cancer alone it spreads rampantly [02:09] <Smgamermat77> Sector, feel free to keep using faggot in a derogatory manner. [02:09] <Colouratura> ^ [02:09] <SectorProtector> hell yeah [02:09] <SectorProtector> your player 2 font is a faggot [02:10] <Smgamermat77> I know it is - that's why I use it [02:10] <Smgamermat77> (eh) [02:10] <SectorProtector> figured [02:10] <Smgamermat77> I was thinking of changing it, but idk [02:11] <SectorProtector> yes please spare my eyes from having to adapt to changing font size every text [02:11] <Smgamermat77> Wow, I actually did just say to leave cancer alone - that was totally not the connection I was trying to make .-. [02:11] <SectorProtector> more like [02:11] <SectorProtector> dont leave cancer alone [02:11] <SectorProtector> or it causes shit [02:12] <SectorProtector> its like having diabetes and not taking insulin [02:12] <Smgamermat77> Tell cancer to shut up and fuck off. That's a better connection. [02:12] <SectorProtector> you might not want to tell cancer to fuck off or you might end up with a liver growing in your lung [02:12] <Smgamermat77> Eh - I'd do it anyways just to piss it off Kappa [02:13] <Colouratura> Cancer is draining on it's own. Chemo and surgery is probably the worst part htough [02:13] <SectorProtector> i dont think cancer is pissable, unless you want a kidney growing in your lung [02:13] <SectorProtector> cancer doesnt go away on its own fucktard [02:13] <Smgamermat77> It can... technically [02:13] <SectorProtector> oh? [02:14] <SectorProtector> enlighten me [02:14] <Colouratura> It doesn't... [02:14] <Smgamermat77> It [02:14] <Smgamermat77> ah keyboard [02:14] <Colouratura> Cancer is a mutation that keeps self replicating without end [02:14] <Colouratura> If left alone all it does is spread [02:14] <SectorProtector> not really [02:14] <Smgamermat77> It's a mutation, so obviously your white blood cells can eventually target those defective cells as a threat, and thereby destroy them. [02:14] <SectorProtector> it spreads too fast, either prematurely or too largely, [02:14] <Smgamermat77> That only happens in the first stage where it's small [02:15] <SectorProtector> yeah but the thing is [02:15] <Colouratura> There is this type of cancer called Lukemia [02:15] <Smgamermat77> Once cancer spreads too much - it won't be stopped like that [02:15] <Colouratura> That attacks your immune system [02:15] <SectorProtector> white blood cells, macrophages as you are most likely thinking about, doesnt attack things just because it doesnt have the same genetic code [02:15] <Smgamermat77> Yes I know what Lukemia [02:15] <Smgamermat77> is* [02:15] <SectorProtector> and then theres also AIDS [02:15] <SectorProtector> aids is like cancer except uncurable [02:16] <SectorProtector> and it destroys cells rapidly [02:16] <SectorProtector> mostly Helper t 4 [02:16] <Ursuul> chat pls [02:16] <Colouratura> AIDS can be treated super effectively these days [02:16] <SectorProtector> which make up the majority of the immune system. [02:16] <Smgamermat77> Speaking of aids - what's up Ursuul and SR [02:16] <SectorProtector> aids has no cure [02:16] <Smgamermat77> kappa [02:16] <SectorProtector> you will die from it. [02:16] <Ursuul> gah finally [02:16] <SectorProtector> you can delay it [02:16] <Ursuul> it woulnd load l0l [02:16] <Smgamermat77> chat is super laggy [02:16] <Smgamermat77> [02:16] <Smgamermat77> like SUPER laggu [02:17] <Colouratura> AIDS, to some extent, can effectively be suppressed by medication and treatment [02:17] <Smgamermat77> remove all teh emotes and add-ons [02:17] <Colouratura> Same with HIV to an extent [02:17] <SectorProtector> byt you will always die. [02:17] <Smgamermat77> I thought Aids still kills you in the end even while medicated [02:17] <SectorProtector> yeah it will [02:17] <SectorProtector> there no cure [02:18] <Ursuul> That’s what we’ve been trying to do Sm, but no one wants to remove the emotes &gt;.&gt; [02:18] <Ursuul> [02:18] <Ursuul> @Maria: A cure would still be way better, because not everyone can afford excessive treatments for AIDs. Especially in Third World nations. [02:18] <SectorProtector> i have a mega scientific explanation but [02:18] <Smgamermat77> Why is chat laggy now of all times? [02:18] <Smgamermat77> It wasn't laggy a few days ago [02:18] <Smgamermat77> did yall add something? [02:18] <Colouratura> AIDS can potentially be cured which is a nice thought [02:19] <SectorProtector> aids cant be cured coddamit [02:19] <SectorProtector> grg [02:19] <Smgamermat77> Theoretically, natural death can be cured. [02:19] <Colouratura> At the moment no [02:19] <SuperRobot9338> hi [02:19] <Colouratura> But in the future perhaps [02:19] <Ursuul> Sector [02:19] <Ursuul> Actually nvm I’ll look at the log, chat is too laggy for me to play inquisitor. [02:20] <Smgamermat77> It's all a bunch of theoretical crap. None of it works as of now but has the potential to. [02:20] <SuperRobot9338> finally [02:20] <Smgamermat77> Ursuul - destroy all the plugins for chat besides emotes [02:20] <Smgamermat77> and pings [02:21] <Ursuul> We don’t have Chat Pings, not by default. [02:21] <Ursuul> Check your local JS files. [02:21] <Smgamermat77> oh [02:21] <Smgamermat77> well I still have pings in js - anyways just kill off everything besides emotes [02:22] <Smgamermat77> if chat lags afterwards, then kill emotes. [02:22] <Colouratura> My chat is laggy and I have no scripts [02:22] <Colouratura> It's probably an issue with Wikia [02:22] <Smgamermat77> That's the point. [02:22] <Smgamermat77> That's what we literally just went over [02:22] <Colouratura> Killing scripts will do nothing to fix it... [02:22] <Smgamermat77> Actually it does tremendouslty [02:23] <Colouratura> And you cant kill emotes [02:23] <Smgamermat77> we've done it in the past [02:23] <Smgamermat77> it works greatly to speed up chat [02:23] <SuperRobot9338> ^ [02:23] <Colouratura> If you have any idea how chat works you'd know why that's not how it works [02:23] <Ursuul> Damn sector left chat. [02:23] <SuperRobot9338> well [02:23] <Colouratura> More than likely the load on the buckets was reduced [02:23] <Ursuul> Oh well, I was just going to give him a 2 hour ban, but I guess it will have to be one day. [02:23] <SuperRobot9338> if you'd been here when we had 1000s of scuipts &amp; emotes you eould understand [02:23] <Smgamermat77> Can anyone else here verify in person that we've killed scripts in the past and chat has sped up by 9,000% [02:24] <Ursuul> since he left, 2 hours won’t make any difference to him [02:24] <SuperRobot9338> I can verify [02:24] <SuperRobot9338> What happended with sector [02:24] <Colouratura> It doesn't speed up chat itself, it just doesnt hang your browser [02:24] <Ursuul> He killed a group of people on the Wiki faggots &amp; whores, directly. [02:24] <Colouratura> Emotes are loaded on demand [02:24] <Smgamermat77> No they're not actually [02:24] <Colouratura> Yes they are [02:24] <Smgamermat77> They're pre-buffered [02:24] <Colouratura> Emotes are not prebuffered [02:25] <Colouratura> The only time you will have emotes in any sort of buffer is in your browser cache [02:25] <Ursuul> They are with EmoticonsWindow, but I’m not sure about otherwise. [02:25] <Smgamermat77> SR, you know how when we have 5,000 emotes it takes AGES to load into chat? [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> ^ [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> yes [02:25] <Smgamermat77> Even when we didn't have the window it STILL took ages [02:25] <Colouratura> They aren't prebuffered there either [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> Well [02:25] <Colouratura> They still arent loaded until you open the window [02:25] <Smgamermat77> Yes yes they are pre-buffered in the window [02:25] <SuperRobot9338> Clearly you have a much better computer [02:25] <Smgamermat77> They absolutely are pre-buffered [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> if you have a powerful enough computer [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> you wouldn't see the diff [02:26] <Ursuul> Are you absolutely certain? Because with EmoticonsWindow on Wikis with less emotes, the button loads significantly faster. [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> for me it was... [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> hmm ok [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> hmm ok [02:26] <Smgamermat77> yeah cause of caching [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> WHAT I CAN'T PM ANYMORE [02:26] <Smgamermat77> We went over this before Ursuul [02:26] <SuperRobot9338> AND NOW I CAN'T CHAT ANYMORE [02:26] <Ursuul> I see your messages SR. [02:26] <Smgamermat77> a [02:26] <Smgamermat77> try speaking now SR [02:26] <Smgamermat77>. [02:26] <Smgamermat77>. [02:27] <SuperRobot9338> No nononon [02:27] <SuperRobot9338> I was talking about the massive lag we had before [02:27] <Smgamermat77> ??????????????????????? [02:27] <SuperRobot9338> You can see my messages now, ofc [02:27] <SuperRobot9338> But back in the day [02:27] <Colouratura> This isn't even an argument, I am just telling you that you are wrong [02:27] <Colouratura> https://github.com/Wikia/app/blob/b03df0a89ed672697e9c130d529bf1eb25f49cda/extensions/wikia/Chat2/js/emoticons.js [02:27] <Colouratura> No part of this preloads emoticons [02:27] <SuperRobot9338> remember the time when Live chat was broken? [02:27] <Smgamermat77> It is an argument - because all of us here have experienced these problems first-hand. [02:28] <Smgamermat77> You've literally never been in this chat before. [02:28] <Smgamermat77> You have zero experience. [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> ^ [02:28] <Colouratura> I have been on Wikia for five years and have written several bots and chat extensions [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> You're arguing on a theoretical basis, while we have all seen it [02:28] <Smgamermat77> I would say something but Count would murder me later. [02:28] <Colouratura> I have actual experience with the technical aspects of chat [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> Yes [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> but [02:28] <Colouratura> You're wrong on how it works [02:28] <SuperRobot9338> you just know the interior [02:29] <SuperRobot9338> do you know the output? [02:29] <Ursuul> Lads, if the program doesn’t preload the emotes, then it doesn’t preload them. Clear your history, cookies, &amp; cache to see if it’s any better. [02:29] <Smgamermat77> Technical aspects or not - we've all SEEN IT HAPPEN. Apparently you don't know how to deal with the real world. [02:29] <Ursuul> Because it could be cached on your computer, causing the issues. [02:29] <SuperRobot9338> (chill) [02:29] <Smgamermat77> I've already cleared cache 500 times [02:29] <Smgamermat77> lag doesn't go away [02:29] <Colouratura> You clearly dont know what a placebo effect nor confirmation bias is [02:29] <Ursuul> Try your cookies as well. [02:29] <Smgamermat77> I'm just gonna stop talking and think about what Count said. [02:29] <Colouratura> Probably because there is lag on the actual server end of the chat [02:29] <Ursuul> &amp; other cached content on your browser itself [02:30] <Colouratura> Like, 200 - 300ms atm [02:30] <Ursuul> I talked to Rappy about it &amp; he said he couldn’t find an issue with it though. Do you think I should send another bug report? [02:30] <Colouratura> Right now even up to 10000ms [02:30] <Smgamermat77> I'm also going to save a copy of this chat for laughing stock when I feel depressed in the future. [02:30] <Ursuul> Also I have no issues rn. [02:31] <Smgamermat77> Yeah cause your caching is probably already done. [02:31] <Smgamermat77> I'm not having issues anymore either. [02:31] <Colouratura> http://i.imgur.com/fjX65uq.png [02:32] <Ursuul> What does this mean? [02:32] <Colouratura> Server lag [02:33] <Ursuul> Could you report that to Rappy? He may be interested in it, as it would explain all of our issues. [02:33] <Colouratura> The latency for requests is several seconds at times [02:33] <SuperRobot9338> colourtura [02:33] <SuperRobot9338> clearly you don't know what emperical evidence is either [02:33] <SuperRobot9338> *empirical [02:33] <Colouratura> You have shown no evidence that chat preloads emoticons [02:34] <SuperRobot9338> No [02:34] <SuperRobot9338> I'm just talking about the lag [02:34] <Smgamermat77> SR just don't even bother fighting anymore. [02:34] <Colouratura> While I have shown evidence that it does not [02:34] <SuperRobot9338> OK [02:34] <Smgamermat77> She [02:34] <Smgamermat77> She's oblivious by nature - you can't fix that. [02:34] <Smgamermat77> Best to not waste energy. [02:34] <SuperRobot9338> k, [02:34] <SuperRobot9338> Just report the chat issues to Rappy. [02:34] <Ursuul> What on earth are you talking about Sm? She literally just showed you all of the actual programming that went into Emoticons in addition to actual server-end lag. [02:35] <Smgamermat77> So far 3 of us agree on the same thing. At least I'm not alone on this one. [02:35] <Ursuul> How is that oblivious? How is that not empirical? [02:35] <SuperRobot9338> It could have been server lag [02:35] <SuperRobot9338> but that would mean much more [02:35] <Ursuul> Sm, there are thousands of scientologists in the world. They’re still all batshit insane. [02:35] <Smgamermat77> It also could have just been a download in the background that was cranked up to make her appear correct. [02:35] <Smgamermat77> You never know (eh) [02:36] <SuperRobot9338> TBH we should just let the geniuses at fandom decide if they see any problems [02:36] <Colouratura> http://i.imgur.com/dmYHWTz.png [02:36] <Smgamermat77> Fandom is busy deciding better things - like how to make their own site worse. [02:36] <SuperRobot9338> I'm not trusting anyone but the guys maintaining the servers on this [02:37] <SuperRobot9338> good lord more comcast [02:37] <SuperRobot9338> i've seen enough [02:37] <Colouratura> Comcast is pretty good around here [02:37] <SuperRobot9338> eh [02:37] <Colouratura> There is lightspeed but they dont have cable :( [02:37] <SuperRobot9338> here we had a 5-hour outage [02:37] <Colouratura> Yeah, their outages suck [02:38] <SuperRobot9338> true [02:38] <Colouratura> Their outage tracking is even worse though [02:38] <SuperRobot9338> ye [02:38] <Colouratura> I need that cable though so I put up with them [02:39] <Ursuul> Hey Maria [02:39] <Colouratura> When it goes down I spend my time reading and such [02:39] <Colouratura> Ja? [02:39] <Ursuul> Is there a way to automatically append “See Chat Rules” to the end of every Chat Ban summary? [02:40] <Colouratura> I think so? [02:40] <Ursuul> like I did Here [02:40] <Ursuul> well, could you make a script that would do that? [02:41] <Colouratura> You dont need one [02:41] <Colouratura> I think [02:41] <Colouratura> There is a page for it and I am trying to find it [02:41] <Ursuul> oh ok [02:42] <Smgamermat77>. [02:42] <Colouratura> MediaWiki:Chat-chatbanadd-log-entry [02:42] <Colouratura> Add it to the end of this [02:42] <Ursuul> It’s blacklisted [02:42] <Ursuul> I’ll have to ask Fandom Staff [02:43] <Colouratura> Yeah [02:43] <Ursuul> thx tho [02:47] <Diep.iownu> hi [02:47] <Ursuul> hiya [02:48] <Diep.iownu> drink bleach! (if you wanna die) [02:48] <Smgamermat77> I would love to drink some right now. [02:48] <Ursuul> ... [02:48] <Smgamermat77> (kermitbleach) [02:48] <Diep.iownu>. [02:48] <Diep.iownu> - [02:48] <Smgamermat77> (bleach) [02:48] <Ursuul> *sigh* [02:48] <Diep.iownu> .____. [02:49] <Colouratura> Sort of morbid and unorthodox [02:49] <Ursuul> yeah [02:49] <Colouratura> But o..okay? [02:49] <Smgamermat77> That's my style. [02:49] <Diep.iownu> clorox sponsor sm [02:49] <Ursuul> suicide jokes=generally gud [02:49] <Ursuul> stress on the “generally” [02:50] <Smgamermat77> Speaking of terrible things - I will likely be going on hiatus soon. [02:50] <Colouratura> Have fun? [02:50] <Ursuul> ditto, cuz Easter vacation [02:50] <Diep.iownu> .o. [02:50] <Smgamermat77> Mine isn't a vacation. [02:50] <Colouratura> I hope it isnt anything bad [02:50] <Smgamermat77> More of a "forced leave". [02:50] <Ursuul> Will you need a Hiatus Tag? Are you ok? [02:50] <Smgamermat77> Oh don't worry - it's totally fine. [02:50] <Smgamermat77> *total sarcasm* [02:51] <Smgamermat77> *very large and angered glare* [02:51] <SuperRobot9338> who shall host the weekly update [02:51] <Ursuul> Well, tell us what is wrong then. [02:51] <Ursuul> Can you do it SR? [02:51] <Colouratura> Well I hope for a speedy return if not more [02:51] <SuperRobot9338> hmm [02:51] <Smgamermat77> *even larger glare at Ursuul* [02:51] <SuperRobot9338> ok... [02:51] <Diep.iownu> if a stranger offers you candy, there's probably more in his car! [02:51] <SuperRobot9338> but i didn't really want two weekly updates in a row by mee [02:51] <SuperRobot9338> it would look ugly [02:51] <Ursuul> Diep.ownu, come on man. Chill out with that stuff. [02:51] <SuperRobot9338> and give the impression i was the only active host [02:52] <Ursuul> You’ve been banned from chat before. [02:52] <Smgamermat77> Always take candy from strangers - if you're lucky, you'll score a free razor blade in the wrapper. [02:52] <SuperRobot9338> :) [02:52] <Diep.iownu> oh... yeah... [02:52] <Ursuul> I’ll try to host it then, it’ll be dicey though. [02:52] <Ursuul> might be late [02:52] <Smgamermat77> Everyone loves free razor blades - especially seeing as how razors nowadays are completely overpriced. [02:52] <SuperRobot9338> mmmm [02:53] <SuperRobot9338> yummy [02:53] <Colouratura> You can buy 100 platinum coated blades for $1 o.O [02:53] <Ursuul> shiet [02:53] <Ursuul> god bless capitalism [02:53] <Diep.iownu> so... who thinks a googler is... you know... kind of... annoying? [02:53] <Smgamermat77> That's the cheap shit that cuts you in the throat when you're not looking [02:53] <Smgamermat77> Googler needs to be banned period. [02:53] <Smgamermat77> Infinite. [02:53] <Diep.iownu> yup [02:53] <Colouratura> I find they work quite well [02:53] <Ursuul> Googler is already banned. There’s not much more to say on him lads. [02:53] <Colouratura> Maybe not if your hair is very course [02:53] <Diep.iownu> googler and ban [02:54] <Diep.iownu> best friends [02:54] <Colouratura> coarse* [02:54] <Diep.iownu> ........ [02:54] <Smgamermat77> Speaking of bans...... ah wait nevermind. [02:54] <SuperRobot9338> how long is ban [02:55] <Smgamermat77> Hopefully infinite. [02:55] <Diep.iownu> if you were forced to make rugs for the rest of your life, what would you say? [02:55] <SuperRobot9338> btw [02:55] <Ursuul> SR you’re the one who banned him. [02:55] <SuperRobot9338> it expired [02:55] <Ursuul> Also, his Chat Ban is one month, because he used alts to get around a 1 week ban. [02:55] <Ursuul> Oh [02:55] <Ursuul> rly? [02:55] <Diep.iownu> my answer: shoot menow [02:55] <SuperRobot9338> the ban was a warning [02:55] <Smgamermat77> Ban him harder this time [02:56] <SuperRobot9338> i believe more will come soon [02:56] <Ursuul> he didn’t do anything tho [02:56] <Smgamermat77> ban him anyways [02:56] <SuperRobot9338> nu [02:56] <Colouratura> Making rugs is pretty chill [02:56] <Smgamermat77> I'm sick of his stale memes [02:56] <Diep.iownu> .... [02:56] <Colouratura> It's a long process but you can sell then for good prices [02:56] <Smgamermat77> Rugs are expensive as fuck. [02:56] <SuperRobot9338> you can't ban someone for bad memes [02:56] <Ursuul> ...rugs [02:56] <Smgamermat77> At least a semi-good one is [02:56] <Ursuul> lmao [02:56] <Ursuul> quoting htat [02:56] <Ursuul> that* [02:56] <Diep.iownu> colouratura yeah, but I would rather die than be tourchered [02:56] <Colouratura> I made a rug once [02:56] <SuperRobot9338> .rugs. [02:57] <Smgamermat77> Ban him for bad memes. Make it a double to-go. [02:57] <Colouratura> It took me, like, three years [02:57] <SuperRobot9338> lol [02:57] <Ursuul> “You can't ban someone for bad memes” [02:57] <Ursuul> —SR [02:57] <Colouratura> Because I am very bad at tying knots [02:57] <Ursuul> I’m putting that on some official page [02:57] <SuperRobot9338> yes [02:57] <SuperRobot9338> we need to add that as a warning to staff [02:57] <Diep.iownu> someone ask a random question [02:57] <Smgamermat77> No - I disagree: bad memes can cause cancer. [02:57] <SuperRobot9338> and make sure more rollbacks are aware of their power [02:57] <SuperRobot9338> no [02:58] <Colouratura> For when doth the poison ash lean twix poison gold? [02:58] <SuperRobot9338> rad memes cause cancer [02:58] <SuperRobot9338> because of the radiation [02:58] <Diep.iownu> i dunno [02:58] <Smgamermat77> Rad memes are the worst [02:58] <Smgamermat77> If you see a rad meme, you'll most likely die within the next three days from a lack of sanity. [02:58] <Diep.iownu> rad memes: the only reason cancer exists but... [02:58] <Colouratura> When on guard [02:58] <SuperRobot9338> en garde [02:59] <Ursuul> just for that imma make a 200% Rad emote [02:59] <Smgamermat77> When en garde, be sure you're en garde. [02:59] <Diep.iownu> to stop cancer, get more and more cancer until there is too much cancer and the cancer overwhelms itself [02:59] <SuperRobot9338> NOOOOOO [02:59] <SuperRobot9338> RAD PUNS [02:59] <SuperRobot9338> (cancer) [02:59] <SuperRobot9338> (die) [02:59] <Ursuul> Yosef pls [02:59] <SuperRobot9338> (rip) [02:59] <Diep.iownu> ok [02:59] <Colouratura> You kids with your drums and guns and guns and drums [03:00] <Colouratura> Haroo haroo [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> meanwhile on the conception wiki [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> *crickets* [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> I've been trying to get to zathus about the new wordmark [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> but all he says is "i voted in da poll" [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> I'm sure he'll respond [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> ... [03:00] <Diep.iownu> da poll is evil tho [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> eventually... [03:00] <SuperRobot9338> evil polls [03:01] <SuperRobot9338> DAMN IT YOSEF [03:01] <Colouratura> Mmm [03:01] <SuperRobot9338> YOU MADE ME FORGET WHAT I WAS TALKNIG ABOU [03:01] <Colouratura> Might go hunting tomorrow [03:01] <Diep.iownu> ... [03:01] <SuperRobot9338> good lord [03:01] <Colouratura> I really want to finish my coat [03:01] <SuperRobot9338> meanwhile on the conception wiki... [03:01] <Ursuul> I thought you lived near the Capital [03:01] <Colouratura> I do [03:01] <Smgamermat77> Speaking of the Free-Radical Theorem.... it's actually an interesting theorem that promotes the digestion of antioxidants. Speaking of antioxidants and very high life expectancy, there is actually a super remote island in the middle of some ocean that has like 50 people living on it. The average life expectancy there is about 112 years old - why? - because they eat nothing but freshly grown organic fruits and vegetables as their entire diet, which is rich in antioxidants. This hereby promotes the idea that the Free-Radical Theorem is actually completely true. [03:01] <Ursuul> there’s hunting grounds that close? [03:01] <SuperRobot9338> mmm [03:01] <Colouratura> I can do this thing called drive :P [03:01] <Ursuul> *sigh* [03:01] <Ursuul> ye but [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> one more time and sm gets babnned [03:02] <Ursuul> it’s like several hours for me to drive far enough out that I’d be able to do that lol [03:02] <Smgamermat77> That was my first kek [03:02] <Smgamermat77> wat u talkin bout foo [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> “You can't ban someone for bad memes” [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> —SR [03:02] <Colouratura> My family owns several acres of land in the middle of bumfuck nowhere [03:02] <Diep.iownu> i can do this thing called... live...? [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> Sm [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> we keked you yesterday [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> no deny [03:02] <Smgamermat77> Yeah for troll spam [03:02] <Smgamermat77> That was actually somewhat relevant [03:02] <SuperRobot9338> no more [03:03] <SuperRobot9338> btw [03:03] <SuperRobot9338> no theorems [03:03] <SuperRobot9338> theorems are not for science [03:03] <Colouratura> If I dont use it my blackpowder will go bad and I will have to toss it [03:03] <SuperRobot9338> only theories [03:03] <Colouratura> No want to toss [03:03] <Diep.iownu> when bad memes overload the planet, buy a flamethrower, they'll be free. [03:03] <SuperRobot9338> yosef plz [03:03] <Diep.iownu> okayy. [03:04] <SuperRobot9338> BTW Ursuul [03:04] <SuperRobot9338> Why did Sector's EditFarmer tag get removed [03:04] <Smgamermat77> Oh yeah I guess it is a theory [03:04] <Ursuul> blackpowder... [03:04] <SuperRobot9338> lol [03:04] <Smgamermat77> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-radical_theory_of_aging [03:04] <Ursuul> what kind of gun are you using lol [03:04] <SuperRobot9338> Ursuul plox answer [03:04] <Diep.iownu> what is plox? [03:05] <SuperRobot9338> please [03:05] <Ursuul> Because his latest edits were mostly high quality [03:05] <SuperRobot9338> okay [03:05] <SuperRobot9338> well [03:05] <SuperRobot9338> (okay quality) [03:05] <Ursuul> in the Tags page, if you have make double the amount of edits you farmed, &amp; they’re pretty good quality, it can be removed. [03:05] <SuperRobot9338> btw [03:05] <Ursuul> He got his tag at around 300 edits. [03:05] <Smgamermat77> Who farmed? [03:05] <SuperRobot9338> how do you remove auto-formatting from a post [03:06] <SuperRobot9338> Like &lt;nowiki&gt; for chat [03:06] <Colouratura> I use a muzzle loading 50 caliber [03:06] <Diep.iownu> donald trump is gay [03:06] <Colouratura> Cap hammer [03:06] <Ursuul> I actually don’t know. When does that occur? [03:06] <Ursuul> Keeps posting irrelevant stuff. [03:07] <Smgamermat77> Why do we all post our reasoning AFTER we kicked the person? [03:07] <Smgamermat77> Like why don't we do it before? [03:07] <Smgamermat77> It makes no sense, but we all do it. [03:07] <Ursuul> @Maria: Oh, I thought you were using an old ass musket lol [03:07] <Ursuul> I actually don’t know Sm [03:07] <Ursuul> just habit I guess [03:07] <Colouratura> It is a musket [03:07] <Ursuul> maybe for everyone else present? [03:07] <Smgamermat77> Habit from the Old Rules I guess [03:07] <Ursuul> I just looked it up though, damn you Wikipedia [03:07] <Ursuul> y u fail me [03:07] <Smgamermat77> People used to harp Staff for kicking and banning in chat [03:07] <Ursuul> but nvm that, why are you using a Musket lol [03:07] <Smgamermat77> so it makes sense [03:08] <Colouratura> Because I was taught how to hunt with a musket [03:08] <Ursuul> ah [03:08] <Ursuul> Still seems unorthodox [03:08] <Colouratura> It's literally orthodox [03:09] <Colouratura> Muskets have been used for hunting forever [03:09] <Smgamermat77> For someone as "high tech" as you are, we all kinda expected you to not use medieval weapons ._. [03:09] <SuperRobot9338> Ursuul [03:09] <Colouratura> I am very not high tech offline [03:09] <SuperRobot9338> you and I make up 18% of the edits [03:09] <SuperRobot9338> Sm [03:09] <Smgamermat77> So I can tell. [03:09] <Ursuul> aye, that we do [03:09] <Colouratura> I tan hides, make soap, make butter, cure meats, etc [03:09] <SuperRobot9338> Muskets are not medæval [03:09] <Smgamermat77> sarcasm sr [03:09] <Ursuul> but why? [03:09] <Smgamermat77> sarcasm [03:10] <Smgamermat77> Because fuck logic? [03:10] <SuperRobot9338> Funny to think that Ursuul and I together make up around 18% of all the edits here [03:10] <Colouratura> Because I was taught to as a child :P [03:10] <Smgamermat77> I have like no edits [03:10] <Colouratura> No other reason [03:10] <Smgamermat77> sadly [03:11] <Ursuul> well it’s not that funny, there’s loads of cases of Founders handling almost all of the edits [03:11] <Ursuul> on the Dresden Files Wiki, my Bureaucrat partner &amp; his alts make up for 80% of all edits on the Wiki [03:11] <Smgamermat77> You're not the Founder though [03:11] <Ursuul> &amp; it has almost a thousand pages [03:11] <Ursuul> Well, that doesn’t really matter. You can be a good leader without being a Founder. [03:12] <Smgamermat77> When does the tank contest end [03:12] <Ursuul> ask SR [03:12] <Colouratura> For $5 I carve runes into shit for people [03:12] <Colouratura> Literally the easiest money ever [03:12] <Colouratura> People are dumb af [03:13] <SuperRobot9338> ummm [03:13] <SuperRobot9338> submissions end in a week or so [03:13] <Ursuul> I don’t know about dumb, they just like novelty, even faux novelty [03:13] <Ursuul> not really a fault I don’t think [03:13] <Colouratura> Runes are easy though [03:14] <Smgamermat77> People think it's cool to see organic art instead of stereotypical bullshit. [03:14] <Colouratura> So you can do it yourself very easily [03:14] <Smgamermat77> More easily persuasive. [03:14] <Colouratura> Sometimes I will do ogham [03:14] <Ursuul> Well I mean, even so, people would still have to learn how to do it. Its way easier to just give someone 30 bucks for a rune instead of taking a few days learning a trade they’ll only use once. [03:14] <Colouratura> But no one like Irish stick writing [03:14] <Smgamermat77> Og Ham? Sounds like that ham has some swag. [03:15] <Colouratura> It's pronounced "Om" [03:15] <Smgamermat77> *more sarcasm* [03:15] <Smgamermat77> Am I the only person tonight who understands sarcasm? [03:15] <Colouratura> Sarcasm is not compatible with HTTP :/ [03:15] <Smgamermat77> I feel like a shitty stand-up comedian. [03:16] <Ursuul> lmao [03:16] <Smgamermat77> Oh boy - there goes Wikia adding random bullshit to my profile [03:17] <Ursuul> &gt;inb4 Amy Schumer joke [03:17] <Ursuul> just switch to Source Editor ffs [03:17] <Colouratura> Amy Schumer is enough of a joke as it is [03:17] <Ursuul> ^ [03:17] <Smgamermat77> Who is Amy Schumer? [03:17] <Colouratura> Exactly [03:18] <Smgamermat77> Good to know. [03:18] <Smgamermat77> I'll keep that in mind. [03:18] <Colouratura> I also make almond charcoal sticks [03:18] <Colouratura> For sale at farmers markets and art markets [03:19] <SuperRobot9338> mmm [03:19] <SuperRobot9338> yum [03:19] <SuperRobot9338> almond [03:19] <SuperRobot9338> *sees charcoal* [03:20] <Smgamermat77> Anyone here ever eaten charcoal? [03:20] <Colouratura> I do [03:20] <SuperRobot9338> i've eaten burnt toast [03:20] <Colouratura> It's good for you [03:20] <Smgamermat77> I tried it on a steak once. [03:21] <Smgamermat77> SR, can I call you the OG Wizerd? [03:22] <TOTMGsRock> hello [03:22] <TOTMGsRock> diep.io/#86DE694EBB30489F6A20ACFF [03:22] <Colouratura> Boof [03:23] <Smgamermat77> I wonder.... if you were to somehow extract diep's source code - would it be possible to find the developer cheats that way? [03:23] <Colouratura> Yeah [03:23] <Colouratura> You'd more than likely have to get their server source [03:24] <Colouratura> But if you could you could probably get cheats super easily [03:24] <Smgamermat77> I'm pretty sure I already know the host. [03:24] <Colouratura> Oh? [03:24] <Ursuul> oof [03:24] <Ursuul> SR gimme that quote again [03:24] <Colouratura> If you could get it then yeah [03:24] <Smgamermat77> Yeah I know they're host already. [03:25] <Smgamermat77> https://welcome.linode.com/features-2017/?keyword=%2Blinode&amp;gclid=Cj0KEQjwicfHBRCh6KaMp4-asKgBEiQA8GH2x3FwQ6hl67WaDxNnHOE3IFebS4EJiVU1gVsadbWokZYaAqYW8P8HAQ [03:25] <Colouratura> Oh, yeah no [03:25] <Colouratura> Knowing the name of the server farm wont help you at all [03:25] <Colouratura> They would need to have a public repository somewhere