Fanon:The Perpahedron

The Perpahedron is a robotic version of the. Idea by Diepmon.

Overview
Despite being a very annoying machine that has no purpose than to annoy the heck out of anyone who meets it, it has no relation to the. In fact, the Perpahedron was the inspiration for to create the  way back then. As for the Perpahedron itself, its origins are largely conjectural. Some say that Perpendiculus created this laughing machine himself to annoy, while others suggest it might be a creation of as a way to humiliate the square disciple. Another outrageous theory suggests that it was the creation of back in his days as Dr. Tanker, while yet another puts forth that it was a creation of the Hesperians (see above for why that isn't possible.) The most likely out of these four theories is that of Perpendiculus being its creator, although he evidently had some help. For all his rightened square-ness, Perpendiculus can't read a lick of Runic.

Battle
The Perpahedron appears randomly in any area of the Realm, in any location except Imperium and the Tritellmennian Hills. However, it will always appear within 300 tiles of a player if there is a Square Nest nearby. When it spawns, it comes crashing down from the sky in the Square Nest, scattering squares everywhere and leaving a crater on the ground, where it immediately activates and HAWs its head off continuously. Since it is permanently stuck in the ground, the Perpahedron is completely immobile and cannot move from its position.

Touching the Perpahedron is highly advised against, as its immense body damage, even on its hands, will deal a good amount of damage to players. The Perpahedron is passive unless attacked, at which it will begin spawning a ton of squares and fire upon the offending entity.

In terms of square spawning rates, the Perpahedron can spawn up to a maximum of 500 squares (including normal, Summoner Squares, Sentry Squares, and Splitter Squares) in the vicinity, with an additional limit of 500 squares that it can spawn through its attacks. When inactive, the Perpahedron spawns one normal square every 2 seconds that moves into the general area around it. This spawn rate will triple if provoked, and will also allow it to spawn hostile squares.

The Perpahedron can use any of the below attacks, cycling through them at random. Regardless of the attack, its mouth and eyes will always be animated, saying HAW continuously at varying volume and its eyes jiggling all over the place.

Attacks
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Trivia

 * The Perpahedron started out as a joke on Discord sometime back in late 2017 with pictures of a 3-D Perpendiculus that seems to be falling based on its downwards-facing angle. In 2018, it became an attack of Lord Sassafras, and now this in 2019.
 * The Perpahedron is trademarked, and is correctly stylized as "The Perpahedron™".