Fanon:ERKPEOFET

ERKPEPOHET is a secret joke boss in the Tale of Diep. It is one of, if not the most difficult bosses in the game.

Design
ERKPEOPHET looks like a heavily pixelated rendition of the Archprophet with googly eyes.

Technical
ERKPEOPHET never spawns by itself. Instead, it must be spawned by using NO, obtained by killing TEAS UFF PENZAPPLE after the Archprophet has been battled during the time the Tower of Gladii is open for that Seven Steps of the Sanctum.

When ERKPEOPHET is summoned, it will start using the AI of a completely random thing in the game. This can be anything from a lowly Square to the Avatar of Panzer. Every single frame of its existence, it has a chance to change AI. When it selects an AI, it will also select a random phase to be in. It will summon any parts that go with that AI, and can even change phase or despawn depending on which AI it uses.

While ERKPEOPHET is alive, taking damage from absolutely any source will inflict NO U. While it is alive, any damage taken will also be multiplied by 6.9. ERKPEOPHET's attacks always do 69 damage.

ERKPEOPHET uses the Polygon Disciple battle music, despite not being one itself.

Trivia

 * ERKPEOPHET has at least 83 times more health than the base health of the Avatar of Panzer.