User:Zombie jotuc/Case: Bill The Janitor

the following is a full report of the DIEP lab "Bill The Janitor" case. some info is disclosed.

(found on the door, on a yellow post it note)

This night was pretty lonely. Wasn't there someone who hung out after hours here? If so, can ya call him cos i miss him :(

Anyways, you need to clean up some of these spills cos one of them dissolved my mop’s head. I don't know what colour it was, darn flickery light. One more thing, when you leave for the day, can you please turn off the radio? It keeps making crackling sounds, but i didn't touch it in case it was an experiment.

Thank you :)

Your janitor, Bill.

 

(found on the other side of the door, on a yellow post it note)

I thought i told you last week to clean up these spills. Ya lazy slobs! The light hasn't been fixed yet, i'll come in next time with my ladder and some spares. And for pete's sake, turn off that darn radio already! It’s starting to spook me. Probably shouldn't be watching horror films before comin here, but i’m such a fan.

Please clean up!

Your janitor, Bill.

P.S have you called that scientist yet? I'm really lonely.

 

(found on the lightswitch, on a yellow post it note)

Wow. does anyone even come here? You STILL haven’t cleaned up these spills. I tried to replace the light, and my spare bulb exploded. I haven’t found all the glass shards, but i'm pretty sure i got most of them. Looks like i'm gonna have to take a torch from now on. I found this radio unplugged. Is this some kind of joke? Because it’s not funny. That sound is coming from the locked room. If you don't turn it off, i will.

Your janitor, bill

 

(found outside an open door at the back of the room, written on a yellow post it note beside a broken torch)

I’m taking matters into my own hands. Its obvious nobody comes here anymore, so im sure you wont mind.

Stupid door. It's open now, but i dont see the radi

(found inside the room, hastily scribbled on a yellow post it note and lying beside a pool of some grey liquid and a broken pen)

I quit. You sick fucks never said anything about keeping prisoners here. This room is covered in scribbled equations. You kept this dude imprisoned. He can't even speak, he's just sitting here, on the floor beside this destroyed computer. He looks so pale and deadish Why is that sound so loud here?

 

Oh shit

 

H

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Closer examination confirms his story. Multiple shards of curved glass, a bucket full of stained sponges and liquid, scientific equations and even the destroyed computer. There were no bodies found, but we have found an insurance claim for a man working at DIEP industries as a janitor. First name: Bill, last name [CENSORED]

The “crackling” sound he described is not present.

This lab has been inactive for the last 50 years. Carbon dating has revealed the notes are only 30 years old.

Final chemical analysis has revealed the grey puddle the last note lay in was brain fluid.