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The Clugged Glug is one of the -5 Tier Q Upgrades from the Glider available at Level Glug. It may upgrade further. To what? dunno. read to find out i guess.
Design[]
The Clugged Glug features a circular tank body. It features Glider's Cannon on the front and Gunner's side barrels on the back. And there's an auto cannon slapped on top. For reasons that shall be disclosed soon.
Technical[]
This tank has three main functions. The first two are usable utilizing left click. The last one utilizes right click and a key on the keyboard. Yes, this tank is needlessly complicated for no reason. I think that's glugged up.
FUNCTION ONE[]
This first function is exactly the same as Glider. Left click to shoot a Missile that's similar to the original Skimmer missile. This missile has two Cannons mounted upon the back that are 35 degrees apart from each other. Each of these Cannons shoots small Pellets that are utilized to "Skim" opponents. Oh by the way did I mention that this Missile can explode the universe? It's true, but only sometimes! If this missile hits an enemy, their browser is checked. An effect is randomly applied depending on which browser the enemy is utilizing at the moment of the shot landing.
- Chrome - Their entire computer is replaced with a hunk of plastic that is spray painted poorly to look like a piece of chrome metal
- Edge - Their motherboard is replaced with a fake toy knife.
- Firefox - The enemy is spared since they are using the best browser.
- Safari - 134.25 lions are summoned between 2 centimetres and 2 kilometres from the target.
- Opera - The speakers are set to 420% volume and plays [Windows: 98, XP, 7, 8, NT, 8.1, 95, 10, 11, Vista, 2000, Me, 3, 10 enterprise ltsb] startup sound all at once. Those are all real Windows versions.
- Vivaldi - The enemy is immediately targeted by a satellite fired intercontinental ballistic missile strike and the enemy will have to go through everything above, while the enemy’s house is immediately blown up into pieces because of the intercontinental ballistic missile strike, destroying their computer and getting rid of Vivaldi on their computer forever.
FUNCTION TWO[]
This second function regards the two Gunner Cannons mounted upon the back. They also fire via left click and shoot normal bullets. They inflict random effects on whoever gets hit by them every 5 seconds
- Ugly: Instantly puts an image of Ugly Sonic over them
- Hyrule Triforce: Sticks a Sierpinski Triangle over their tank
- Annoyance: Turns their tank into a random one
- Bigger annoyance: Turns the affected tank back to tier 1
- Giga Annoyance: One shots the player
- Hyper Annoyance: Makes the player fall off of their chair. If they are standing up, It will make them fall over.
- Ultimate Annoyance: Does function one first, then does Hyper Annoyance^.
- Pink dorito: Turns the player into an oversized/very high health crasher
- New Border: spawns mothership drones on the edges of the player's screen.
- Feel free to edit to add more!
FUNCTION THREE[]
This third function regards the Auto Turret mounted upon the tank itself (referred to as a Glug Gun for whatever reason). Upon a right click, this turret aims towards the mouse. All keyboard controls cease upon holding right click. The gimmick here is that pressing a key on your keyboard makes this turret do something unique. All functions are listed below; If there's a key missing, feel free to add your own!
- Q - Fires normal bullets, akin to a controllable turret on an Auto 3.
- W - Turret aims upwards
- Z - Turret fires a burst of Arena Closer bullets like a shotgun. Because that's totally not overpowered whatsoever.
- Shift - Turret shoots an Inceptionist bullet...?
- Shift + Q - Fires a Sierpinski Triangle...what?
- Shift + E - Fires a normal bullet which in half a second turns into a boss...wait what.
- Shift + C - Fires an extremely weak bullet which duplicates itself every second. Definitely won't crash the server, right?
- Alt Gr + ` - An EK-6, AWP-39, Tetraplex and a Solar Eclipse are summoned on top of the target.
- ScrollLock + UnicodeCharF07C + ∯ - Turns tank into a Clugged Glug Closer. Shoots like an arena closer on all turrets, can still use abilities, as big as an arena closer, goes through walls, except you will never get this.
- Feel free to edit to add more!
Strategies[]
STRONG AGAINST: Literally every tank in Diep
WEAK AGAINST: Bro none
Design Layout[]
My main drive for making this was the new addition of Glider. It got me excited so I wanted to do something with it. The design was made rather quickly by kitbashing existing tanks. These tanks are Glider and Gunner. An Auto Turret was sourced and slapped on top. Here's the information on the guns themselves if you're enough of a nerd to want to re-create this thing.
Gun #1:
- Size - 65 * SQRT(2)
- Width - 0.8
- Trapezoid - Yes
Gun #2:
- Size - 80
- Width - 1.35
- Trapezoid - Yes
Guns #3 & #4
- Size - 65
- Width - 0.6
- X offset - ±32
For the function of the tank itself, I had no ideas going in. I had this page opened up in another tab when the keyboard idea for the auto turret came to mind. I'm not as creatively driven as I used to be, so this page is free to edit. I remember doing something similar to the Ginger boss a long time ago. Hopefully there's enough people that are still here that'll edit this page and hopefully the want is there.