Das Fuzo is me if I was a diep.io boss. This is a joke page. See the infobox for more info. Also, it’s a big purple octagon with a “blocker” on each side and glowing red eyes. The blockers serve as shields. The boss can’t go below 500,000 HP if blockers are still there.
Weaponry[]
King Trapper Barrel[]
Located on the sides. It shoots 5-point traps with 5x the size of mega traps. The points also have auto turrets on top of them. The auto turrets shoot traps with regular auto turrets. The “king traps” last 5x as long and have 5x the health of mega traps.
Mini turrets[]
There are 10 miniature auto turrets on each side that shoot tiny homing bullets. These bullets move very fast.
Mega Obliterator Barrel[]
Shoots bullets with 4x the size and damage of an annihilator bullet, and 2x the speed. They also release 5 destroyer bullets once they are destroyed. Oh, and the bullet has 10x the penetration of the annihilator bullet. It also freezes and poisons you. One is on the front side.
Machine Spreadstreamer barrels[]
2 are on each side. They look like spreadshot setups but the normal barrels are replaced by streamliner setups that have their individual barrels become machine gun barrels. These cause severe spreaded spam throughout the battlefield, making it pretty much impossible to avoid.
Drone spawners[]
The drones are factory minions that look like tanks with 5 trapper barrels on the back and a machine spreadstreamer barrel on the front. The drones also have 5 regular drones each, and the boss has 10 of these special drones. They take 10 seconds to respawn.
Covered up gunner spam[]
Whenever a blocker is destroyed, there will be 15 gunner barrels with max reload and damage where it was.
Phase 2[]
Below 250,000 health, Das Fuzzo’s octagon body and weaponry will fly off and you see a tan orb with a Sassafras eye on it. The orb has 4 king trapper barrels and 4 mega obliterator barrels, and it also has 8 machine spreadstreamer barrels. There are a total of 169 mini turrets as well, and the drones are still used.
- Turd toss: shoots a turd that slows you down to 1% movement speed and attack speed for 1 hour.
- Laser: yellow laser beam shot! It sweeps across the arena about 150 degrees and deals constant rapid damage while you are inside it.
- Warp: teleports. The original spot and the new spot both have a ring of 420 really badly semi-homing bullets coming out of it.
- Bleh: vomits on the ground. Touching the vomit deals lots of damage. It stays there for 5 days.
- RAGE: becomes red and does everything at 5x speed for 5 seconds. Then, it will be tired and not move for 10 seconds.
Final Attack[]
For the last attack, Das Fuzzo is just an eye as his body melts. His eye shoots 69 lasers from the laser attack and sweeps 360 degrees over 10 seconds while shooting control-inverting yellow bullets 10 times per second. After the 10 seconds, Das Fuzzo stops shooting and has some final dialogue, and then goes poof into dust.
Dialogue[]
- Hello. Yep, I’m here. (When a player who joins encounters him if he spawned before the player joined)
- You can’t beat me, fools. (Randomly when inclusively between 1 destroyed blocker and 5 destroyed blockers)
- You are really stupid enough to face me? Not surprised. (Randomly when less than 3 blockers are destroyed)
- You can’t last forever against my onslaught, foolish mortal. (Randomly when over 5 blockers have been destroyed.)
- Lolz, that won’t work. (When a player tries to lower him below 500,000 HP when blockers are still there.)
- Are you really thinking I can just die with almost all my blockers!? (When he has 7 blockers and a player tries to lower him below 500,000 HP)
- Haha! Told you idiots! (When 5 tanks die in the same 10 seconds)
- Are you kidding me? You really think you can do this? You’re just a child! I’m a god! What do you think this is, a movie? Or do you think I’ll have mercy just because you’re too young to be killed by today’s stupid standards. (When a tank with a level under 15 damages him)
- Agh! This stupid technology? Oh come on! Too much advanced technology… and it does NOTHING! (When a player tries to get him below 500,000 HP and he has 8 blockers remaining)
- How did we get here? What kind of glitch is this? (When he has a blocker remaining in phase 2)
- BURN IN HELL, IDIOTS! HAHAHAHAHA! (Using rage)
- Oh come-dom-diddly-doom, you pests are getting on my nerves. But I DON’T NEED MY BLOCKERS. (When blockerless)
- DARN! You found out my TRUE identity! I’M A RARE BREED OF SASSAFRAS! But I’m a literal GOD, stupid EToD era boss “Lord Sassafras” got nothin’ on THIS beast! I’M BLESSED WITH GOD POWAH!!!!! (Phase 2 entrance)
- Your mom (randomly when he has at least 1 blocker left)
- rip in pepperonis (when a player with a HUGE score gets killed by him)
- Hah. Idiots. Turning on each other just like that… (when tanks fighting him start attacking each other)
- Ok, IDIOTS. This is it. You will not survive my LAST MOVE. (0 health)
- Wait, you survived my final move?
- I… I can’t believe it.
- Your species may not be the puny wimps I originally imagined.
- Taking me down requires some serious skill.
- With that power, your species could do some seriously crazy things.
- Anyways, see you next time.
- N E X T T I M E .
Priorities[]
Tends to prioritize killing rammers.
Rematch[]
For the Das Fuzo rematch, see Das Fuzo Mk. II.
Interactions with other bosses[]
Cobalt X[]
- Hello! You think you are the king of bosses?
- Well, you ain’t MY boss! (Following previous response)
- Yeah. Intimidated by my POWER. I would understand… and I would do the same thing too. Smart move. (If the Cobalt X leaves)
- Yeah no, I don’t want to fight you. I prefer someone with more power anyways. (If Cobalt X responds in any way)
- Oh, so you wanna fight? You’re in for it now. (If Cobalt X accidentally or purposefully attacks him. Das Fuzo proceeds to grab Cobalt X and then shoot them with the mega obliterator barrel, launching them far away.)
Sperptendecim[]
- Oooh boy… that is one big fortress…
- I think I’ll try to conquer that thing later. (Said after the above)
- Uh… (Said after the above)
- I’m… gonna leave. (Said after the above)
- (leaves area after the above is done)
Deletofass[]
- ok…
- I’m gonna leave at high speeds.
- (Leaves at high speeds)
- F*** (if Deletofass starts chasing him or something)
A player recording a video on soloing him[]
- Nope.
- (attacks at 69x speed)
Xyv Wdtcfgzsezgk[]
- Oh hey-o-glitchy-o!
- ?
- You’re strange.
- Uh…
- What happened to you?
- Oh? (If shot)
- OH? (If shot again)
- ALRIGHT, ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR! (If shot another time)
- OK, THAT’S IT! *jumps into xyv and flings him out of the borders of the arena* (if shot yet another time)