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Revision as of 14:08, 3 May 2019
ERKPEOFET is a secret joke boss in The Extended Tale of Diep. It is one of, if not the most difficult boss(es) in the game.
Design
The ERKPEOFET by itself.
ERKPEOFET looks like a heavily pixelated rendition of the Archprophet with googly eyes.
Technical
ERKPEOFET never spawns by itself. Instead, it must be spawned by using the item SYNTAX ERROR at the very end of the Lord Sassafras's Edifice gamemode, obtained by killing TEAS UFF PENZAPPLE. Alternatively, the ERKPEOFET can be spawned anywhere else with the same item, but it must be spawned in Lord Sassafras's Edifice to be killable.
When ERKPEOFET is summoned, it will start using the AI of a completely random thing in the game. This can be anything from a lowly Square to the Avatar of Panzer. Every single frame of its existence, it has a chance to change AI. When it selects an AI, it will also select a random phase to be in. It will summon any parts that go with that AI, and can even change phase or despawn depending on which AI it uses. Its health regeneration, movement speed, etc. will change according to its AI.
While ERKPEOFET is alive, taking damage from absolutely any source will inflict NO U. While it is alive, any damage taken from sources other than the ERKPEOFET will also be multiplied by 6.9. ERKPEOFET's attacks always do 69 damage.
If ERKPEOFET is not defeated within 11 minutes and 6 seconds of its spawn if spawned anywhere else (which will always happen because it just has way too much health), it explodes into a dense cloud of 690 bullets that inflict NO U for 6.9 minutes (414 seconds) on all players hit by these bullets.
However, if Lord Sassafras was successfully "defeated" within 24 hours of ERKPEOFET spawning (only in Lord Sassafras's Edifice), it will despawn by itself after 4140 minutes of total existence. In this case, during its lifetime, the Lord Sassafras's Edifice gamemode will be locked to 16-player groups who are all level 75 for the ERKPEOFET's battle. It will take at least 25 minutes for 16 level 75 max players to burn the ERKPEOFET down, but he will be defeatable within the much longer timeframe in this case.
Drops
The ERKPEOFET has a 25% chance of dropping the Unusually Shiny Hesperian Artifact, which is used to initiate Lord Sassafras's "Phase S" battle section during his battle (see the Phase S section about that on Lord Sassafras's page.) Otherwise, the ERKPEOFET will always drop 6-9 of the LUL item, an Charm accessory that inflicts permanent NO U on players if equipped until it is taken off.
Trivia
- ERKPEOFET has the most health of any boss in the universe of the Extended Tale of Diep, surpassing Lord Sassafras's maximum health with 500 players (7,800,000) by almost 9 times that amount.
- ERKPEOFET is based off of another joke boss from the Calamity Mod from Terraria. It was called THE LORDE, and it had similar abilities to this abomination. It also has NO U too, what a coincidence!
- Unfortunately, with a recent update, THE LORDE was removed. However, the ERKPEOFET lives on, despite never having been an actual playable entity! Such is the serendipity of the Extended Tale of Diep!