- “Try to make a cannon longer than this. I dare you. You can't do it.”
- —Toriellabella
- “even longer than possible [ELTP.png]”
- —Anonymoususer12321
- “Oh. My Gosh.”
- —Toriellabella
The E.L.T.P.[1] is one and only Tier 6 upgrade option from the A.L.A.P. It features the most impractical Cannon in or out of existence. Ever. Even an extraexistential being wouldn't beat me with pulling things out from outer-existence.
Design[]
The E.L.T.P. features a circular base, and a trapezoid mounted in front of it, like how the Ranger does. Mounted under the trapezoid is a Cannon, really, complexly, long. It's so long that it takes up an entire section to describe how long it is.
From the A.L.A.P.[]
Upon upgrading from the A.L.A.P., well, gun get even big. That did have the longest possible gun, only that it meant "in existence."
Technical[]
Why do you read this section? You're not going to control this, right?
I mean, you can't, unless you ascend to the plane of nonexistence.
Well, considering it as a normal tank aside the anomalous gun, you can use WASD or arrow keys to move around, and move your cursor to target things. Perform left click or press space bar to shoot Bullets... from somewhere, in another dimension?
ok but how much is infinity[]
- This tank's gun is, obviously, longer than A.L.A.P.'s, whose length is lower-bounded by 18 quintillion[2].
- But this isn't the limit of C language. The "long double" type variable, stores the biggest number (unless you use BreakInfinity.cs).
- Its maximum value depends on the implementation, but assuming it's quad-precision (biggest), the maximum value is 1.19e4932[3].
- However, due to limitations of wasm, it's actually capped at 1.80e308[4].
- Time to get out of computer and put this in the universe. The observable universe is known to be a sphere with a diameter of 93 billion light years, so the gun can be as long as that.
- If you write that number in pixels, assuming the DPI as 81 (my screen), it's about 3 nonillion (2.8e30) pixels long.
- Surprisingly or not, computer won against reality. But really?
- According to Leonard Susskind (1940-), the entire universe, including outside of the observable universe, is about as big as 10^10^10^122.
kinda sus- The number can be expressed like "1 googolplex to the 10 sextillionth power, is the amount of zeros after the first digit." Pretty big, huh?
- Is it finally the limit? The answer is, "We don't know."
- If the universe doesn't have any twists, then that is an answer. But think about it - what if our universe is looping?
- Let's go outright to the conclusion. it's still about 10^10^10^122. The calculation I did is cubing, but that only triples the amount of zeros.
- Maybe did you think "What do you mean 'only' triple!?" I see your point. But while 1 googolplex is a whole lot, (1 googolplex)^3 is still a whole lot. It doesn't really matter in that magnitude.
- So, after all, the length is 10^10^10^122. This is the end of the journey.
- Oh, welcome to the (pure) imaginary realm. The E.L.T.P.'s gun is literally infinitely long here. Why were you thinking inside the real universe when it was about an imaginary concept lol.
Strategy[]
- Strong Against: Brain of those who try to understand its gun's length
- Weak Against: The rule of the universe
As the E.L.T.P.[]
- It was too late when you chose the A.L.A.P. You knew it was only going to get worse, yet you decided to upgrade to this. It's all your fault.
- Our universe, it was never a thing to be fully used. While the E.L.T.P. may be "possible," it doesn't mean that it is "allowed."
- You should have stopped. The A.L.A.P. was neither meant to be allowed. You were already warned, and you didn't stop.
- Why did you do this anyway? Sometimes curiosity is as dangerous as risking your existence.
- Regret as you want to. Do not except this situation to get any better.
- The entire space is filled, by this monstrosity, by you.
- Everything will be put out of existence soon.
- Any last words, if you wish.
- Shame on you.
- Bye.
- -
Against the E.L.T.P.[]
- Few shots will suffice.
Trivia[]
- Inspired by As Long As Possible, obviously.
- I'm gifting you 10^10^10^122 bucks[5] if you beat me in gun length. You madlad.