This is a joke, don’t take it seriously.
What he looks like[]
A big white tank with Gordon’s face on it. He takes up half of the screen. As for the barrels, they look like streamliner setups but with ahnillator barrels, however these setups are actually called Gordon Barrels. There are 16 Gordon Barrels set up like an octo tank but obviously with twice as many barrels.
Gordon Barrels[]
The Gordon Barrels are like streamliner setups but they shoot Gordon Bullets, which are like Spikes with maxed body damage and also they explode on contact, instantly killing anything in range.
The fight[]
Phase 1[]
Gordon Ramsay instantly kills the person who summoned him and starts killing everything.
- Judge: judges how good the tank tastes, but Gordon doesn’t like how tanks taste so he gives it a 0 and launches seven billion Gordon bullets onto the victim.
- swear words: starts screaming swear words so loud that they damage the player’s ears and stun all nearby tanks.
- Time limit: a tank must organize a sandwich made of 2 traps as buns and 1 bullet in the middle. This must be done within 1 second or else Gordon Ramsay will do the same seven billion bullets response from the Judge attack.
- Bloodlust: starts doing everything 10x as fast. During this period, any tanks damaged will heal Gordon Ramsay.
Phase 2[]
At 600 thousand health, Gordon Ramsay becomes enraged and grows 16 more Gordon Barrels. The tiles become dark red and the music gets 1,000x louder and faster.
- Hatrid: shoots seven billion Gordon bullets.
- AAAAAA: screams so loud it will LITERALLY make the person playing the game (and everybody within a 1 billion mile radius assuming air is soundproof) deaf even if the sound is muted.
- Time limit: you must deal 1 octillion damage to Gordon within 0 seconds or else he shoots seven billion Gordon Bullets.
- Bloodlust II: same as bloodlust but Gordon will do everything 666x as fast.
Phase 3[]
If Gordon Ramsay’s health is somehow lowered to 100 thousand, he will reveal his true demonic form. He will have more Gordon Barrels than the amount of barrels on The Lag and will always have Bloodlust II active. The sides of the screen have images of real life fire (don’t worry it isn’t real life fire, it’s an image, but you should worry about your computer literally exploding), and Gordon’s face becomes red and grows horns. The tank becomes red instead of white.
- Hell’s oven: places an oven that sucks everybody nearby into it, you can’t escape unless you are REALLY fast (ex. 10 movement speed booster). Anybody that gets sucked in gets burned at absolute hot, taking 1 million damage every Planck time. If you are in the oven, you will stay in the oven even after Gordon dies.
- Hell’s trident: picks up a trident that’s the size of The Realm and launches it at tanks, instantly killing any tanks hit by it.
- Hell’s demons: gains a factory thingy and releases 100 red factory minions with horns. These factory minions instantly kill you if you get hit by one of their shots.
- Judgement: judges all tanks like God would do, but instead of forgiving their sins he sends every tank to hell, dealing 1 billion damage.
Death[]
If this overpowered boss somehow manages to die, his face explodes with an explosion 1 billion times the size of the Exploration map and instantly kills tanks that get hit. Tanks that survive are rewarded with a ban because they obviously hacked the game.