- “Teleportium, the almighty boss, older brother of deletofass, bender of spacetime. Has come to confront you, a puny single lv 45 mortar, think you stand a chance?”
Teleportium does not move, instead, he teleports around the arena. The lower his HP the faster he randomly moves around.
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Exotic Pineapple Wool Shot: Shoots exotic pineapple wool, this traps tanks in deliciousness forcing them to eat the cottony exotic cake while teleportium tries to kill them with body damage and sheer violence.
Blackhole Sucky Sucky for no Bucky: Teleportium turns his eye into a powerful blackhole, sucking in tanks around him, killing them in the process.
Vanish Boi: Completely Invisible until you get within 40 grid squares of it (his radius is 70), in which he starts to fade in, this can be used with other attacks like Exotic Pineapple Wool Shot to hide the Exotic Pineapple Wool Shots until the Exotic Pineapple Wool shots will get close to the player, then the Exotic Pineapple Wool shots will fade in, like teleportium.
Teleport: Depending on how low his HP is, he teleports at a faster and faster rate until the only way to hit him is for him to teleport into one of your bullet.