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Breaking News: Crackhead conspiracy theorist makes a dumb blog about a freaking B A L L.


I know what you’re thinking: “Why are you making a theory about the Ball?”

Hear me out, it’ll make sense once you hear about it.

And no, I did not want to come up with a theory, but I can’t stop thinking about it now.

Context about Football[]

New_gamemode_wtf!?!!?!!

New gamemode wtf!?!!?!!

Some Gameplay of the Gamemode.

or Soccer if your an AMERICAN!

So on October 1st, 2021 the developers of Arras.io added a new gamemode, called Soccer. The main idea of the gamemode is to use knockback to push a yellow ball into the other team’s base. When successful, the team scores a point. When a team reaches 10 points, that team wins and the game closes.

Information about the Ball[]

INFO INFO INFO YES YES YES CAN YOU FEEL IT YES!!!1!!11!!1!1!1!111

List of things the properties of the ball[]

  • The death message when killed by it just states it’s a ball.
    • The stats, however say “Well that was kinda dumb, huh”
      • That means the ball is an entity that cannot gain score in any capacity.
  • It is round
    • Just like a ball!
  • It is the same color as Arena Closers and Jewels.
  • Is invincible
  • Can take knockback
  • Deals heavy damage when rammed

Making Connections[]

“Well that was kinda dumb, huh”[]

Here is everything (That I can think of) that is related to the death stats message.

  • Bases
  • Base Swarms
  • Base protectors
  • Dominators
  • Sanctuaries
  • Being killed by a Developer command
  • Arena Closers
  • Being alive when the Arena completely closes (needs conformation)

Invisibility[]

Some things invincible can take knockback, some can’t. Some instantly kills you, some don’t.

  • Bases
  • Base protectors (can be Killed by AC, though the bullets might just always insta-kill everything)
  • Arena Closers
  • Spawning Players
  • Tanks invincible via op/dev command
  • Walls and obstacles

Entities with Color: 3[]

Jewel

A Jewel’s color compared to a Square.

It’s a lighter color than Squares’ yellow

  • Arena Closers
  • Arena Closer Bullets
  • Jewels
  • Other Entities recolored by devs

You may see where this is going…[]

The only entity the has the same/similar qualities as the ball is the Arena Closer, specifically it’s bullets.

And the theory takes off!

The actual Theory[]

Tonight at Gamer Theorems (tm lel) we take a look on how someone goes insane!

So(ap), here is the story of how the tanks developed Football, and how the ball itself came to be.

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Once upon a time in the Arrasian kingdom, the King Closer ordered the Arena Closers to close yet another arena. When the Arena Closers arrived, however, there was nobody there, so they thought. They already were shooting into the arena mindlessly, though King Closer commanded them to close another arena. Unbeknownst to them, however, there was a sneaky Manager in the rocks, and the Manager found one of the bullets shot from an Arena Closer.


The Manager was very curious about the bullet, however after testing some drones to it, the Manager realized it was not a good idea to push the bullet themself, and instead used drone knockback to push the bullet to another arena to show other tanks. It took a while, but the Manager managed.


The morons that were the other tanks decided to play a game with it, and decided to make a new game, called “Football.” The objective was to push the ball into the other team’s base, or goal. First to q0 points wins. They tried doing it, even though the Manager advised against it, and the game actually turned out to be fun and rather safe. Eventually they formed teams, Green and Blue, and started playing the surprisingly fun game, with an Arena Closer bullet.


When King Closer heard the news, he actually decided to make it an event, and when a team wins, the arena closes. The tanks disliked this, but it was implemented anyways. Today the Arena Closers provide the balls, and restart the game when a team wins.

Counter Arguments[]

basically things you could say to disprove my theory, and to those I say no

  1. The entity is called a ball, not a bullet - the tanks decided to call it that
  2. The ball does not insta-kill - it deals massive damage, and also it could be the tanks engineering the ball to be more safe over time
  3. Why an empty room with a manager - if the only tanks that are left when the arena closes are invisible, the AC never spawn.
  4. but the game is not fun - that’s your opinion, but the fact is, it’s objectively fun.
  5. u suc - no u
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